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Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents
Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:32 pm
Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:32 pm
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The $599 Dekoda clamps over the rim like a toilet bowl cleaner, pointing an optical sensor at your excretions and secretions. It then analyzes the images to detect any blood, as well as analyze your gut health and hydration status. There's a subscription fee of between $70 and $156 per year, depending the plan you choose.
https://www.cnet.com/health/medical/kohler-wants-to-put-a-tiny-camera-in-your-toilet-and-analyze-the-contents/
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At toilet time, you sign in via a fingerprint sensor so that the device knows who's using the facilities... Then, check in with the app for the day's analysis and trends over time.
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Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:33 pm to Shexter
Kinky
Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:34 pm to Shexter
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There's a subscription fee of between $70 and $156 per year, depending the plan you choose.
Subscription plans have gotten out of control.
Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:34 pm to hawgfaninc
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Kinky
My fetish
Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:34 pm to Shexter
The higher subscription plan is ad-free.
This post was edited on 10/20/25 at 3:35 pm
Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:35 pm to Shexter
I did that before and got arrested. This is bullshite.
Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:37 pm to Shexter
I've already applied to be the guy that examines everyone's butthole on camera
Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:46 pm to Shexter
Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:50 pm to Shexter
Sidebar….
Any of you frickers ever shite on a German toilet with the shite shelf?
Any of you frickers ever shite on a German toilet with the shite shelf?
Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:51 pm to hawgfaninc
Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:56 pm to Shexter
Yet when I did it I had to register......
.....not fair.
.....not fair.
Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:56 pm to MSUDawg98
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This post was edited on 12/15/25 at 10:27 am
Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:57 pm to Shexter
My use would totally skew the results.
Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:59 pm to Shexter
Seems weird but probably a great idea. Digestive health is often too neglected.
Posted on 10/20/25 at 4:00 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
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Digestive health is often too neglected.
Posted on 10/20/25 at 4:01 pm to MSUDawg98
I recently did Cologuard for the first time
Truly a bizarre experience
Truly a bizarre experience
Posted on 10/20/25 at 4:09 pm to Fun Bunch
quote:I had to do it twice. I'll save everyone from the details but they said I had too much solid for the liquid they include in the jar. Both times I felt bad for the guy picking it up from outside my door.
Truly a bizarre experience
It amazes me that the least reliable test has the longest recommend interval between tests. I wanted the traditional one and they told me it was a 3 year wait so I did this. Then insurance said they wouldn't cover another one for 10 years.
Posted on 10/20/25 at 4:11 pm to Shexter
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excretions and secretions
What's the difference?
This post was edited on 10/20/25 at 5:04 pm
Posted on 10/20/25 at 4:14 pm to Shexter
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At toilet time, you sign in via a fingerprint sensor so that the device knows who's using the facilities.
Couldn’t they do schlong recognition like the facial recognition on the iPad?
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