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Daniel Stern from Home Alone busted trying to pick up hooker
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:06 pm
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:06 pm
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Daniel Stern, best known for his role in “Home Alone,” was cited month for soliciting prostitution.
Stern, who played Marv and teamed with Joe Pescis’ Harry as the Wet Bandits, was cited at a hotel in Camarillo, California for allegedly trying to hire an escort.
The cite reports law enforcement gave Stern a ticket and was not arrested.
https://www.foxla.com/news/home-alone-daniel-stern-cited-soliciting-prostitute-camarillo
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:07 pm to Shexter
Sorry for partying.
I thought this was America?
I thought this was America?
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:08 pm to Shexter
I see no problem with ole baw trying to get his dick wet.
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:09 pm to Shexter
Granted, he's not the best looking guy, but a founding member of the Wet bandits should be able to get as much 45-50 year old pussy as he wants... For free.
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:10 pm to Shexter
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He looks exactly like the kind of guy I would expect to get busted for soliciting prostitutes in the year 2026
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:12 pm to Shexter
Well, at least he had the decency to get caught after Christmas. By next Christmas, everyone will have forgotten about this and Home Alone can be watched without awkwardness.
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:13 pm to Shexter
Your quotes don't match what's in the article.
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:15 pm to Shexter
Natural progression from Wet Bandit to Sticky Bandit.
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:15 pm to Shexter
They don't call him the wet bandit for nothing.
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:18 pm to Shexter
I didn’t know they still cited people for that in Cali
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:18 pm to Kenna City Solja
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He looks exactly like the kind of guy I would expect to get busted for soliciting prostitutes in the year 2026
I guess, but in all seriousness, in the year 2026 should what he did be illegal? Two consenting adults having sex while one benefits financially has been going on since the beginning of civilization.
In my mind it is no different than a guy spending $400 on a nice dinner for a chick and then she takes him back to her place and blows him, etc....
Time to move on from these very outdated laws...
This post was edited on 1/12/26 at 2:19 pm
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:23 pm to dagrippa
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Your quotes don't match what's in the article.
I had two windows open when I made the post. I copied the wrong link.
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:36 pm to Shexter
if his O face is anything like his pain faces from all the scenes he got destroyed, he'll have to pay triple.
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:38 pm to Shexter
Should have stuck with the boss’s wife.
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:40 pm to Clyde Tipton
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as much
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pussy as he wants.
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For free.
somebody 'splain this to this baw
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:41 pm to Shexter
“I just bumped into her and the sticky glove stuck to her arse, I swear.”
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:43 pm to Shexter
Prostitution being illegal in the US is another relic of the past that needs to go bye.
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