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Daniel Stern from Home Alone busted trying to pick up hooker

Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:06 pm
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19424 posts
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:06 pm


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Daniel Stern, best known for his role in “Home Alone,” was cited month for soliciting prostitution.

Stern, who played Marv and teamed with Joe Pescis’ Harry as the Wet Bandits, was cited at a hotel in Camarillo, California for allegedly trying to hire an escort.

The cite reports law enforcement gave Stern a ticket and was not arrested.


https://www.foxla.com/news/home-alone-daniel-stern-cited-soliciting-prostitute-camarillo





Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
3484 posts
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:07 pm to
Sorry for partying.

I thought this was America?
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
60344 posts
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:07 pm to
Again?

Dude is hard up
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
13883 posts
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:08 pm to
I see no problem with ole baw trying to get his dick wet.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40643 posts
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:09 pm to
Granted, he's not the best looking guy, but a founding member of the Wet bandits should be able to get as much 45-50 year old pussy as he wants... For free.
Posted by Kenna City Solja
America’s City
Member since Nov 2025
969 posts
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:10 pm to
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He looks exactly like the kind of guy I would expect to get busted for soliciting prostitutes in the year 2026
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216261 posts
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:12 pm to
Agreed.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
22914 posts
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:12 pm to
Well, at least he had the decency to get caught after Christmas. By next Christmas, everyone will have forgotten about this and Home Alone can be watched without awkwardness.
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
12071 posts
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:13 pm to
Your quotes don't match what's in the article.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
68840 posts
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:15 pm to
Natural progression from Wet Bandit to Sticky Bandit.
Posted by Lush
Nola
Member since Jul 2023
1175 posts
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:15 pm to
They don't call him the wet bandit for nothing.
Posted by DB_tiger
BTR
Member since May 2025
433 posts
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:18 pm to
I didn’t know they still cited people for that in Cali
Posted by Boondock Saint
The Boondocks
Member since Oct 2005
4831 posts
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

He looks exactly like the kind of guy I would expect to get busted for soliciting prostitutes in the year 2026


I guess, but in all seriousness, in the year 2026 should what he did be illegal? Two consenting adults having sex while one benefits financially has been going on since the beginning of civilization.

In my mind it is no different than a guy spending $400 on a nice dinner for a chick and then she takes him back to her place and blows him, etc....

Time to move on from these very outdated laws...
This post was edited on 1/12/26 at 2:19 pm
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19424 posts
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:23 pm to
quote:


Your quotes don't match what's in the article.


I had two windows open when I made the post. I copied the wrong link.
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
12580 posts
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:36 pm to
if his O face is anything like his pain faces from all the scenes he got destroyed, he'll have to pay triple.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19414 posts
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:38 pm to
Should have stuck with the boss’s wife.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
89565 posts
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

as much

quote:

pussy as he wants.

quote:

For free.


somebody 'splain this to this baw
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7269 posts
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:41 pm to
“I just bumped into her and the sticky glove stuck to her arse, I swear.”
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
23514 posts
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:43 pm to
Prostitution being illegal in the US is another relic of the past that needs to go bye.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31016 posts
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:46 pm to
Who cares?
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