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Where were these nurses when I was in drug rehab?
Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:03 pm
Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:03 pm
Nurse had sex with patient, then falsely accused him of sexually assaulting her, authorities say
Wisconsin nurse had sex with a patient, then falsely accused him of sexually assaulting her, authorities said.
Melissa Knutson pleaded guilty to misconduct in public office and obstructing an officer on Feb. 27.
Prosecutors said that while Knutson was working as a nurse assigned to a drug court participant, she repeatedly had sex with the patient.
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Wisconsin nurse had sex with a patient, then falsely accused him of sexually assaulting her, authorities said.
Melissa Knutson pleaded guilty to misconduct in public office and obstructing an officer on Feb. 27.
Prosecutors said that while Knutson was working as a nurse assigned to a drug court participant, she repeatedly had sex with the patient.
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This post was edited on 3/3/26 at 7:35 pm
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Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:04 pm to REB BEER
Not a looker, must've had her in doggy
Also-
"falsely accused him of sexually assaulting her"
Tale as old as time, seen this movie before
Also-
"falsely accused him of sexually assaulting her"
Tale as old as time, seen this movie before
This post was edited on 3/3/26 at 7:09 pm
Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:06 pm to REB BEER
She probably cleans up ok and looks pretty good after a few drinks
Ive done worse
Ive done worse
This post was edited on 3/3/26 at 7:07 pm
Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:13 pm to REB BEER
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Knutson
I've put my knutson worse in my life.
Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:13 pm to REB BEER
Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:19 pm to TheGeauxt9
She isn't too bad. I'm sure your wife is at least an 8.
Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:19 pm to HoboDickCheese
Who nose how many other patients she assaulted!?
Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:20 pm to REB BEER
People are sick.
Can’t you just have sex after work?
Are they addicts?
Can’t you just have sex after work?
Are they addicts?
Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:20 pm to HoboDickCheese
I’d let her check me for a hernia……
Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:26 pm to GEAUXT
quote:
Who nose how many other patients she assaulted!? how many other patients she assaulted!?
Nose telling how many
Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:26 pm to REB BEER
She’d probably be more attractive if she were nude, son.
Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:28 pm to REB BEER
quote:
Knutson was working as a nurse assigned to a drug court participant,
She's a nurse practitioner, she just blew her career... Pardon the pun...
This post was edited on 3/3/26 at 7:31 pm
Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:31 pm to holdmuh keystonelite
Wife? You must mean Palmela Handerson baw 
This post was edited on 3/3/26 at 7:32 pm
Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:37 pm to Cosmo
quote:
She probably cleans up ok
Yeah, that's pretty easy to tell.
quote:
looks pretty good after a few drinks
Absolutely. She's a Texas Club 10.
Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:39 pm to HoboDickCheese
No one is gonna comment on "Proudly providing love + medicine"?
She should be promoted for excellent care and bedside manner.
She should be promoted for excellent care and bedside manner.
Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:42 pm to Oates Mustache
quote:
Oates Mustache
Upvote for the Texas Club shout out.
This post was edited on 3/3/26 at 7:43 pm
Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:43 pm to REB BEER
That would look very nice in rehab. I bet she loves the attention.
Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:45 pm to REB BEER
Banging your husband
Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:46 pm to REB BEER
quote:
Where were these nurses when I was in drug rehab?
Why? Wanna have to defend being wrongfully accused of sexual assault? Not worth it
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