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Florida - Jail trustee caught having sex in port-a-potty during BBQ fundraiser
Posted on 3/6/26 at 11:31 am
Posted on 3/6/26 at 11:31 am
If the porta-potty's a rockin’, don’t bother knockin’.
https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/porta-potty-bust-690437
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Unless, of course, the toilet is on the grounds of the sheriff’s annual BBQ fundraiser and is being occupied by a male inmate who snuck off from a work assignment for sex with a woman who recently called the lockup home.
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According to a police report, Sanchez was assigned to the BBQ serving line when he “snuck away” to a bank of portable toilets around 5:30 PM. As recorded by surveillance cameras, Sanchez spoke with two women, one of whom eventually entered a porta-potty. Sanchez subsequently joined her inside “after checking if the coast was clear.”
When jailers later questioned him about his trip to the john, Sanchez “spontaneously openly and freely stated he had sex with a female in the port-a-potty.” Asked about his companion, Sanchez said, “I’m not willing to say who she was.”
After a review of video footage, investigators identified the woman as Elizabeth Greer, 36, a former jail inmate. Greer was freed from custody about two months ago after serving time for credit card theft and possession of drug paraphernalia.
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For his toilet dalliance, Sanchez was charged with “prisoner escape or attempt escape,” a second-degree felony punishable by up to 15 years in prison. He is scheduled to be arraigned on April 8.
Greer, who is on probation until late-2027, has not been charged in connection with Sanchez’s early release.
https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/porta-potty-bust-690437
This post was edited on 3/6/26 at 11:38 am
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Posted on 3/6/26 at 11:33 am to Shexter
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For his toilet dalliance, Sanchez was charged with “prisoner escape or attempt escape,” a second-degree felony punishable by up to 15 years in prison.
Well that’s fricked up.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 11:33 am to Shexter
He settled.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 11:34 am to Shexter
Honestly if i were in jail i would consider banging that hobbit in a port-a-let. Thats about the only situation i can think of where i would. Unlike my buddy who did it at an LSU tailgate.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 11:36 am to Shexter
If I was a jailer and caught that guy I'm just closing the door and we can high five later.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 11:38 am to Gee Grenouille
So did he PIIHB? Seems like it would be appropriate
Posted on 3/6/26 at 11:39 am to Shexter
Porta Tittie
Posted on 3/6/26 at 11:40 am to Shexter
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Sanchez’s early release
ISWYDT
wonder if he did the dirty Sanchez on her?
Posted on 3/6/26 at 11:40 am to Shexter
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Greer has not been charged in connection with Sanchez’s early release .
Posted on 3/6/26 at 11:41 am to Gee Grenouille
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If I was a jailer and caught that guy I'm just closing the door and we can high five later.
I don't wanna touch anyone's hands fresh out of banging in a port-a-potty.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 11:41 am to Shexter
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Greer, who is on probation until late-2027, has not been charged in connection with Sanchez’s early release.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 11:46 am to Shexter
Found her Facebook. She's a maybe at 2 AM beer goggles kinda gal.
Well, possibly a cheater kinda gal too.
Well, possibly a cheater kinda gal too.
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Married to Wesley Greer
Since October 1, 2008
Posted on 3/6/26 at 11:46 am to Shexter
What's the opposite of the mile high club?
Deuce low?
Deuce low?
Posted on 3/6/26 at 11:46 am to Shexter
Well, did he....
Posted on 3/6/26 at 11:46 am to Pitt Road
Bruh. How you gonna charge a guy with a felony for getting arse in the shitter. It's not like he didn't report back.
This post was edited on 3/6/26 at 1:14 pm
Posted on 3/6/26 at 11:47 am to HogPharmer
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If I was a jailer and caught that guy I'm just closing the door and we can high five later.
I don't wanna touch anyone's hands fresh out of banging in a port-a-potty.
100% he was planning on going right back to touching food at the BBQ serving line without washing his hands.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 11:48 am to Shexter
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felony punishable by up to 15 years in prison
I'm all for harsher penalties for really despicable crimes, but this is ridiculous.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 11:49 am to Shexter
She is well above average for inmate porta potty shenanigans
A portapotty 8.5
A portapotty 8.5
Posted on 3/6/26 at 11:51 am to Shexter
Any port in a storm
Posted on 3/6/26 at 11:52 am to Shexter
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For his toilet dalliance, Sanchez was charged with “prisoner escape or attempt escape,” a second-degree felony punishable by up to 15 years in prison. He is scheduled to be arraigned on April 8.
The frick? I don’t think I want to live in a world where a couple of prisoners can’t frick in a shitter.
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