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Two hand touch football in the streets of your neighborhood
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:16 pm
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:16 pm
Had some kids all yelling in front of my house tonight.
I went out to see what the hell was going on and to yell at clouds.
I’m 48.
They were playing two handed touch football in the street.
Hell yes I mocked them for making all the noise (jokingly) and then just asked them if I could play.
We played until we couldn’t see anymore (no street lights).
Goddamn, I love America.
Bend, Oregon here.
Yall been playing football in the streets or what?
I went out to see what the hell was going on and to yell at clouds.
I’m 48.
They were playing two handed touch football in the street.
Hell yes I mocked them for making all the noise (jokingly) and then just asked them if I could play.
We played until we couldn’t see anymore (no street lights).
Goddamn, I love America.
Bend, Oregon here.
Yall been playing football in the streets or what?
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:18 pm to One72
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Bend, Oregon here.
I'm surprised there wasn't a mob of Karens out putting a stop to it.
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:21 pm to Centinel
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I'm surprised there wasn't a mob of Karens out putting a stop to it.
Bend ain’t Portland.
Portland ain’t even Oregon.
Maybe go outside your box and google a few places.
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:23 pm to One72
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Maybe go outside your box and google a few places.
I'm next door dipshit. And I've been to Bend multiple times. You're suffering the same influx of leftist tards we are here in Boise.
That was my point. Try not to get your panties in a wad next time.
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:26 pm to One72
Is that why we’re so much better at football down here in the South? Kids play tackle football in the streets down here. Not no two hand touch.
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:26 pm to One72
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One72
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I’m 48.
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then just asked them if I could play.
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:28 pm to Centinel
Weird calling me a dipshit.
You’re next door what?
Can’t make the jump from Northern CA yet?
You broke or something?
Your neighborhood has kids doing what my neighborhood kids are doing?
You’re next door what?
Can’t make the jump from Northern CA yet?
You broke or something?
Your neighborhood has kids doing what my neighborhood kids are doing?
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:29 pm to sta4ever
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Is that why we’re so much better at football down here in the South? Kids play tackle football in the streets down here. Not no two hand touch.
I was going to comment on that but decided not to.
Hence my point about the Karens. I'm surprised he was allowed to even play two hand touch as infested as Bend is now.
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:31 pm to Centinel
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as infested as Bend is now.
You know nothing about Bend, tourist.
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:34 pm to Centinel
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Portland ain’t even Oregon. Maybe go outside your box and google a few places.
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I'm next door dipshit. And I've been to Bend multiple times. You're suffering the same influx of leftist tards we are here in Boise.
Hey. What is this bullshite? Take this Yankee fight over to a PAC-12 OT board.
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:36 pm to Giantkiller
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Hey. What is this bullshite? Take this Yankee fight over to a PAC-12 OT board.
A) There aren't Yankees out here you muppet.
B) I was born and raised in Alabama. I love football, BBQ, and fricking my sister. I'm more southern than you'll ever be.
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:44 pm to Centinel
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I was born and raised in Alabama. I love football, BBQ, and fricking my sister. I'm more southern than you'll ever be.
You can take a Gump out of AL but you sure as hell can't take AL out of the Gump!
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:50 pm to Centinel
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was born and raised in Alabama.
Pathetic.
I was born south of I-10, BTR HS and LSU alum ‘00.
.
You ain’t from the the Deep South.
Now I understand why you’re so derogatory.
You hate us cause you ain’t us.
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:55 pm to One72
I’m sorry this thread got derailed by politard bullsh!t. Sounds like an awesome time. Were you all time qb?
Posted on 4/3/26 at 11:01 pm to One72
Light pole to light pole, tackle on the side walks and every 2 joints is a first down…
Posted on 4/3/26 at 11:02 pm to One72
You played two touch football with kids as a 48 year old? Please tell us you have a criminal defense attorney on retainer.


Posted on 4/3/26 at 11:02 pm to Chipand2Putts
I started all time QB but the ball was some weird shite that I couldn’t throw well.
But I could catch it anywhere so I just ran routes and pretended to sack the other QB.
No parents came out.
Had to tell the kids and point them to my house just in case their parents asked.
fricking fun.
But I could catch it anywhere so I just ran routes and pretended to sack the other QB.
No parents came out.
Had to tell the kids and point them to my house just in case their parents asked.
fricking fun.
Posted on 4/3/26 at 11:04 pm to UptownJoeBrown
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lease tell us you have a criminal defense attorney on retainer
Nah, I’m not a pervert.
They know where I live.
Super cool to still have athleticism.
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