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Guy gets penis locked in a chastity cage by a hacker
Posted on 1/29/21 at 11:08 am
Posted on 1/29/21 at 11:08 am
I have no words 
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A victim shares the scary story of when a hacker took control of his internet-connected chastity cage.
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Sam Summers was sitting at home with his penis wrapped in an internet-connected chastity cage when he got a weird message on the app that connects to the device. Someone told him they had taken control and they wanted around $1,000 in Bitcoin to give control back to Summers.
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"Initially, I thought it was my partner doing that," Summers told Motherboard in a phone call. "It sounds silly, but I got a bit excited by it." But when Summers called his partner, she told him it wasn't her, even after he told her their safe word. That's when he realized he had gotten hacked. His penis was locked in the cage, and he had no way out.
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Scared and a bit desperate, Summers realized he had some Bitcoin stashed in an old account. So he sent the hacker what they wanted, hoping that would be it. But when the hacker got the money, they asked for more
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At that point, Summers and his partner started brainstorming ways to get his penis out of the cage. At home, they only had a hammer, so they went out and bought a pair of bolt cutters. His partner tried first, but she couldn't break through. So Summers had to do it himself. The way he was holding his penis put it "in a dangerous spot," he said, so it was "very scary."
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After he got out of the Cellmate, he threw it away and deleted the app. The whole experience did not leave him a physical scar, but definitely traumatized him. While this was obviously not the same as a physical assault or harassment, it was a bit like that.
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Posted on 1/29/21 at 11:09 am to Shorter Yards
Posted on 1/29/21 at 11:09 am to Shorter Yards
Honest question, what is an internet-connected chastity cage?
Posted on 1/29/21 at 11:11 am to Shorter Yards
The world would have been better off had this ended tragically.
Posted on 1/29/21 at 11:12 am to tgrmeat
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what is an internet-connected chastity cage?
Just google it. Make sure you add the words "twink" and "bear" to make the search more accurate.
Posted on 1/29/21 at 11:12 am to Shorter Yards
There is so much in this story. Oh my goodness, I have tears in my eyes laughing.
This is seriously the funniest thing I have read in forever...
Thank you.
This is seriously the funniest thing I have read in forever...
Thank you.
Posted on 1/29/21 at 11:14 am to Shorter Yards
Posted on 1/29/21 at 11:20 am to JackieTreehorn
The level of Tajikistanian Weapons Grade Stupid is astounding!
Posted on 1/29/21 at 11:22 am to Shorter Yards
I've learned so many new things from this one article.
Posted on 1/29/21 at 11:22 am to Shorter Yards
Solid title. Have an upvote on me
This post was edited on 1/29/21 at 11:23 am
Posted on 1/29/21 at 11:25 am to Shorter Yards
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Sam Summers was sitting at home with his penis wrapped in an internet-connected chastity cage
Posted on 1/29/21 at 11:27 am to Shorter Yards
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The whole experience did not leave him a physical scar, but definitely traumatized him.
Oh bullshite, you know he was turned on from the situation the entire time.
Posted on 1/29/21 at 11:27 am to Shorter Yards
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Scared and a bit desperate, Summers realized he had some Bitcoin stashed in an old account. So he sent the hacker what they wanted, hoping that would be it. But when the hacker got the money, they asked for more
This seems too convenient of an outcome
Posted on 1/29/21 at 11:29 am to Shorter Yards
Mankind hasnt evolved...we are still the stupid weird freaky dumba$$es that have always existed. We just have easier means to communicate this fact to a broader audience.
Posted on 1/29/21 at 11:30 am to Shorter Yards
Ok. So that’s a rabbit hole I wish I hadn’t penetrated.
It’s some dominatrix shite. Like, all you can do is piss. Someone else has to release your junk for pleasurable purposes.
ETA: god knows what will come up as my Amazon suggestions now.
It’s some dominatrix shite. Like, all you can do is piss. Someone else has to release your junk for pleasurable purposes.
ETA: god knows what will come up as my Amazon suggestions now.
This post was edited on 1/29/21 at 11:31 am
Posted on 1/29/21 at 11:30 am to 0x15E
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This seems too convenient of an outcome
Yeah. Role playing totally.
Posted on 1/29/21 at 11:30 am to alajones
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It’s some dominatrix shite. Like, all you can do is piss. Someone else has to release your junk for pleasurable purposes.
Posted on 1/29/21 at 11:31 am to Shorter Yards
Not sure why I was picturing a small bird cage looking box.
Posted on 1/29/21 at 11:32 am to tgrmeat
quote:And why?
what is an internet-connected chastity cage?
Posted on 1/29/21 at 11:33 am to NATidefan
There is zero chance of me putting my johnson in anything that looks like that.
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