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re: Movie Quotes
Posted on 2/15/10 at 11:31 pm to CocomoLSU
Posted on 2/15/10 at 11:31 pm to CocomoLSU
Lloyd: Did she tell you why?
Harry: Yea I called her up and she me some crap about me never listening to her...I don't know...I really wasn't paying attention.
And this should be an auto response on the rant...
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Posted on 2/15/10 at 11:53 pm to indianswim
Good Will Hunting:
"You like apples....How you like them apples; I got her number!"
Probably my favorite line in any movie.
"You like apples....How you like them apples; I got her number!"
Probably my favorite line in any movie.
Posted on 2/15/10 at 11:59 pm to lynxcat
not even the most famous quote from this movie, but I might like it better anyway:
quote:
I just ran out of bullshite. Am I still on the air? I really don't know any other way to say it other than I just ran out of bullshite. bullshite is all the reasons we give for living. And if we can't think up any reasons of our own, we always have the God bullshite. We don't know why we're going through all this pointless pain, humiliation, decays, so there better be someone somewhere who does know. That's the God bullshite. And then, there's the noble man bullshite; that man is a noble creature that can order his own world; who needs God? Well, if there's anybody out there that can look around this demented slaughterhouse of a world we live in and tell me that man is a noble creature, believe me: That man is full of bullshite. I don't have anything going for me. I haven't got any kids. And I was married for thirty-three years of shrill, shrieking fraud. So I don't have any bullshite left. I just ran out of it, you see.
Posted on 2/16/10 at 1:39 am to CocomoLSU
"All they got in Texas are steers and queers."
"He slimed me."
"Why don't you guys go down to the gym and pump each other?"
"Lighten up, Francis."
Russell Ziskey: No, we're not homosexual, but we are *willing to learn*.
John Winger: Yeah, would they send us someplace special?
"He slimed me."
"Why don't you guys go down to the gym and pump each other?"
"Lighten up, Francis."
Russell Ziskey: No, we're not homosexual, but we are *willing to learn*.
John Winger: Yeah, would they send us someplace special?
Posted on 2/16/10 at 9:25 am to blueboy
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my arse. kiss his arse. kiss your arse. Happy Hanukkah.
thats just a real nice surprise Clark.
shitter was full
thats just a real nice surprise Clark.
shitter was full
Posted on 2/16/10 at 9:44 am to TDTGodfather
quote:
never takes sides against the family again.....ever.
Fredo, you're my brother and I love you. But dont ever take sides against the family again. Ever.
Got a few more misquotes in here too.
quote:
"You like apples....How you like them apples; I got her number!"
Do you like apples?
Yeah.
Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?
quote:
"Now go get your frickin' shinebox"
Now go home and get your frickin' shinebox.
Sadly enough, we do use these three in conversation amongst friends.
This post was edited on 2/16/10 at 9:51 am
Posted on 2/16/10 at 9:45 am to CocomoLSU
Great Scott!
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
Posted on 2/16/10 at 9:45 am to Mouth
I use two sayings from Shaun of the Dead all the time... "She's like BUT-TER!" and "How's that for a slice of fried gold?"
Posted on 2/16/10 at 10:14 am to Augustus
quote:
Shaun of the Dead
"2 seconds"
Ace Ventura:
"Re he he he healy"
"MMMM Like a glove"
Posted on 2/16/10 at 10:18 am to CocomoLSU
"Rusty lets go find your sister"....Cousin Eddie in Christmas Vacation.
Posted on 2/16/10 at 10:26 am to Skillet
Tis the season to be Merry.
Posted on 2/25/10 at 10:06 am to indianswim
"You know how I know you're gay"
"Milk was a bad choice"
"Your words are offensive to me"
"Milk was a bad choice"
"Your words are offensive to me"
Posted on 2/25/10 at 10:28 am to BOSCEAUX
quote:
"Milk was a bad choice"
Good one, I use this often. Sometimes for no reason.
Posted on 2/25/10 at 10:30 am to CaptainsWafer
quote:
captain's wafers
quote:
Got a few more misquotes in here too.
you got me on the godfather one, i rushed it, my bad. however you missed the OP's use of mr "deville"
ok, since this is a thread of quotes that we use in conversations.....
(in tim roth's limey accent) "i haven't got a problem, i've got prob-lems...PLURAL."
"i don't got pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of, all i got is fricking floyd."
whenever i lose my train of thought and try to get back on track...
"You said 'True Blue' was about a nice girl, a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, and that 'Like a Virgin' was a metaphor for big dicks."
This post was edited on 2/25/10 at 10:31 am
Posted on 2/25/10 at 11:03 am to TDTGodfather
"I've been waiting for you, Obi-wan. We meet again at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master."
Posted on 2/25/10 at 11:13 am to SmithyDawg
some of the quotes I use often (and probably misquote):
from Caddyshack
"so I got that going for me......which is nice"
"hey lamma, howse about a little somethin for the effort?"
"but it looks great on you"
I will come back and edit to add more as I think of them
from Caddyshack
"so I got that going for me......which is nice"
"hey lamma, howse about a little somethin for the effort?"
"but it looks great on you"
I will come back and edit to add more as I think of them
Posted on 2/25/10 at 11:15 am to SmithyDawg
What's the Matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?
Posted on 2/25/10 at 11:18 am to CocomoLSU
I'm kind of a big deal
Do you concur?
Nobody fu*ks with the Jesus
I'd like to eat her liver with soma fava beans and nice bottle of CHIANTI
Sweep the leg
Do you concur?
Nobody fu*ks with the Jesus
I'd like to eat her liver with soma fava beans and nice bottle of CHIANTI
Sweep the leg
This post was edited on 2/25/10 at 11:23 am
Posted on 2/25/10 at 11:21 am to Boondock Saint
phrases that I or my friends use in routine conversations:
"YOU LOSE! Good Day, Sir!"
"I'm all hyped up on Mountain Dew!"
"Holy Jesus, What is that? WHAT THE frick IS THAT?"
"YOU LOSE! Good Day, Sir!"
"I'm all hyped up on Mountain Dew!"
"Holy Jesus, What is that? WHAT THE frick IS THAT?"
Posted on 2/25/10 at 12:35 pm to CocomoLSU
"Kick his arse Seabass"
Dumb and Dumber
"You don't look for an hour and give up...you get your arse out there and you find that fricking dog!!"
Billy Madison
"Expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this. That John Denver's full of shite man."
Dumb and Dumber
Dumb and Dumber
"You don't look for an hour and give up...you get your arse out there and you find that fricking dog!!"
Billy Madison
"Expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this. That John Denver's full of shite man."
Dumb and Dumber
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