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The new Lara Croft for Amazon's Tomb Raider will allegedly be Sansa Stark

Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:12 pm
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
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Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:12 pm
Posted by indytiger
Krotz Springs
Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:13 pm to
Boooo
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:15 pm to
But…why?
Posted by PuertoRicanBlaze
Book Board Admin
Member since Apr 2024
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Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:32 pm to
Stopped reading at live action Tomb Raider on Amazon.
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
78958 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:44 pm to
is she hot? yes

is she hot in a Laura Croft way? No.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
51368 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:44 pm to
Give me Daddario
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
78958 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:46 pm to
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Give me Daddario

She is Laura croft hot
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15413 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:46 pm to
Dead on arrival
Posted by fightforus82
USA
Member since Aug 2024
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Posted on 11/14/24 at 2:14 pm to
i will take it, better than getting race swapped
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
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Posted on 11/14/24 at 2:15 pm to
They wanted a British actress to stick with the Lara croft lore (and probably also due to some taxes with filming there)
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
76821 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 2:16 pm to
Booo

Just go with Alicia Vikander again.

Is this the Lara Croft they were talking about that was a lesbian and didn’t actually do any tomb raiding because it is a sign of “colonialism” or some nonsense?
This post was edited on 11/14/24 at 2:34 pm
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 11/14/24 at 2:18 pm to
I see this ending about as well as her run on the X-Men films.
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8311 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 2:32 pm to
Is she gonna put on some muscle and get a boob job and butt implants?

Lara Croft isn’t a tall, thin stick figure.
Posted by msap9020
Texas
Member since Feb 2015
2115 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 2:39 pm to
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Lara Croft isn’t a tall, thin stick figure.


I mean their first version was Angelina so...........
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
76821 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 2:42 pm to
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I mean their first version was Angelina so...........
Back when she was fit and had a padded bra.
Posted by VolSquatch
First Coast
Member since Sep 2023
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Posted on 11/14/24 at 2:47 pm to
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was a lesbian and didn’t actually do any tomb raiding


If she is a lesbian she has definitely raided some tombs
Posted by msap9020
Texas
Member since Feb 2015
2115 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 2:47 pm to
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Back when she was fit and had a padded bra.


Always cracks me up to see Angelina run in movies though. No doubt she is hot but athleticism is not her schtick.
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
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Posted on 11/14/24 at 3:02 pm to
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is she hot? yes



Posted by StansberryRules
Member since Aug 2024
4854 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 3:24 pm to
Dreadful.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
19497 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 3:49 pm to
She has no curves and I seriously doubt she can pull off the fluid athlete part.

Vikander is actually very fluid (I think ballet?), but she wasn't curvy either (although I think she's fine as frog hair).

Daddario would be great, but she just had a baby.
This post was edited on 11/14/24 at 3:50 pm
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