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re: Apparently AI is close to allowing us to communicate with Dolphins.

Posted on 2/21/26 at 7:16 pm to
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
95270 posts
Posted on 2/21/26 at 7:16 pm to
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In fact its illegal to speak to wild dolphins as they will become dependant on human interaction


This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever read if it’s true What kind of weirdo politician comes up with laws like this?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 2/21/26 at 7:17 pm to
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
18342 posts
Posted on 2/21/26 at 7:19 pm to
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This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever read if it’s true What kind of weirdo politician comes up with laws like this?


It is most certainly not true.

You can't harass them, feed, touch, or pursue them.

You can definitely talk to them.
Posted by tadman
Member since Jun 2020
5345 posts
Posted on 2/21/26 at 8:19 pm to
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Can’t wait for the first dolphin to start a thread in the OT.



Do we know they aren't already posting among us?

(b) I'd love to hear what a dolphin has to say about SFP or TulaneLSU. There's got to be dolphins smarter than either of them.
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4149 posts
Posted on 2/21/26 at 9:27 pm to
I don't want to start having conversations with animals because I like to eat animals.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
74574 posts
Posted on 2/21/26 at 9:50 pm to
I was just listening to this last night.

Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
38681 posts
Posted on 2/21/26 at 9:59 pm to
If you gave Tau that fat contract, you'd be silent too.
Posted by RobbBobb
Member since Feb 2007
33860 posts
Posted on 2/21/26 at 10:39 pm to
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Apparently AI is close to allowing us to communicate with Dolphins.

Even AI isnt fixing Miami. They arent even a .500 team over the last 15 years. Plus, Tua is their QB
Posted by FahQGump
Auburn, Al
Member since Dec 2021
1806 posts
Posted on 2/21/26 at 11:11 pm to
I know alot of humans that dolphins wouldn't bother talking to if they could
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
83914 posts
Posted on 2/21/26 at 11:16 pm to
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Dolphins are one of the few creatures that exist that have similar levels of intelligence as us.


Such nonsense. And what other creatures have similar intelligence as us?
Posted by UltimaParadox
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2008
52321 posts
Posted on 2/21/26 at 11:19 pm to
Your own article says they are years away from making gestures to exchange with cuttlefish if it works.

Nothing about communicating with dolphins
Posted by crimsoncoded94
Georgiana
Member since Aug 2025
1975 posts
Posted on 2/22/26 at 5:18 am to
Literally google it. There are many articles and it is illegal to speak to wild dolphins. Any gesture made to get their attention is illegal.

How would you speak to them without doing this?

If they are within 50 yards you have to basically ignore them.
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27940 posts
Posted on 2/22/26 at 5:37 am to
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Dolphins are one of the few creatures that exist that have similar levels of intelligence as us.
They may be smart for an animal, but there’s no way they’re any way close to us in intelligence.
Posted by Tigermite
Member since Nov 2004
957 posts
Posted on 2/22/26 at 5:40 am to
Here’s a little known fact

Dolphins are racists
Posted by crimsoncoded94
Georgiana
Member since Aug 2025
1975 posts
Posted on 2/22/26 at 8:32 am to
Dolphins are considered one of the most intelligent species on Earth, often ranked second only to humans in complex cognition.

They obviously cannot do what we can do, but their sonar is stronger and more accurate than anything we have invented.

They tell the difference between a golf ball and a ping ball from 300 ft away.

Their curiosity of humans is also intriguing. There is only 1 recorded human death caused by dolphin and it was provoked.

They have been known to shield humans from sharks and help fisherman catch fish. They torture other species though. They are so much more intelligent than other sea life that it literally bores them.
Posted by crimsoncoded94
Georgiana
Member since Aug 2025
1975 posts
Posted on 2/22/26 at 8:36 am to
They also do drugs. They do a lot of the things that humans do.

It will be interesting if we can actually communicate with them.
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
44597 posts
Posted on 2/22/26 at 8:42 am to
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Are there women water birthing in the ocean with wildlife?


Yes, its an actual thing they do in Hawaii. Weirdos think giving birth next to a 500 lb apex predator is a good thing.

quote:

Key Aspects of Dolphin-Assisted Birth:
What it Is: A form of water birth where pregnant women swim, interact with, or deliver in close proximity to dolphins, primarily in Hawaii.

Motivations:
Believers often cite New Age, spiritual, or "alternative" reasons, claiming dolphins help with healing, calming, and that the practice is an ancient Hawaiian tradition.

Scientific Standing:
There is no evidence supporting the therapeutic benefits of dolphin-assisted birth or dolphin-assisted therapy (DAT).

Risks and Dangers:

Animal Aggression:

Dolphins are 600-pound wild apex predators known to behave violently or roughly, posing a direct threat during labor.

Infection & Environment: The ocean is not sterile, exposing the mother and infant to harmful bacteria and pathogens.

Safety: The practice poses risks of drowning
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
13843 posts
Posted on 2/22/26 at 8:44 am to
allowing us to communicate with Dolphins.
—too late to save Tyreek Hill
Posted by FinkyStinger
Georgia
Member since Jan 2009
2190 posts
Posted on 2/22/26 at 9:09 am to
If they are so damn smart why don’t they learn to speak English and tell us what’s up.
Posted by Gerry Laval
Member since Apr 2025
289 posts
Posted on 2/22/26 at 9:46 am to
Read the book “The Probability Broach”
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