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Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:45 pm to rebel cat
I'm not that liquid. I could come up with a lot personally but not 1 mil in 24 hrs. I would have to make 1-2 phone calls and plead my case.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:45 pm to efrad
Nope. Definitely don’t have a child trafficking ring.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:46 pm to rebel cat
Yes.
Stay out of prison? No.
Stay out of prison? No.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:48 pm to rebel cat
Find? Like no rules, just need a million in hand or I die? I could probably get a loan for half of that from my boss, either through the company or personally from him, assuming it would be easy to convince him of the threat to life.
I could scrounge up the other half by selling my wife and kids.
I could scrounge up the other half by selling my wife and kids.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:51 pm to rebel cat
sell my hair
Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:52 pm to rebel cat
I've got a best bud with a 1m+ completely liquid so I could come close
he's a complete buffoon - I wouldn't be at all shocked if a fair amount was actually in cash or in bullion
he's a complete buffoon - I wouldn't be at all shocked if a fair amount was actually in cash or in bullion
Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:53 pm to rebel cat
I’d pay some unsavory people a few thousand to help me out.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:53 pm to OWLFAN86
I’d have 24 hours to nail my bucket list. No by mace in hell I’m getting close to even a half mill dollars in 24 hours.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:54 pm to rebel cat
Go to the bank and take it out
Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:59 pm to rebel cat
I'd just start a GoFundMe on the OT.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:59 pm to rebel cat
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rebel cat
Yes. I'd go to your house and steal the shrine that you built to Gabby P. and threaten to destroy it if you didn't get the $. You'd get it, you twisty little perv.
No offense.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 7:00 pm to rebel cat
Family will have me covered easily
Posted on 9/22/21 at 7:03 pm to rebel cat
If you’re talking paper cash you would need to rob a few banks or knock off any armored truck or their depot.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 7:03 pm to OWLFAN86
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sell my hair
Your pubes ain’t worth that much
Posted on 9/22/21 at 7:04 pm to rebel cat
Well, I’d have to talk with my mother and check with my guy at H&R Block
Posted on 9/22/21 at 7:05 pm to rebel cat
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How would you do it?
Possibly. I’d have to make a case for why my life is good for my wife and kids and that they need me not dead in the ground for more than the little money I provide...
...but my father-in-law’s got it. Slight chance he says no. Pretty good chance he takes longer than 24 hours to think about it.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 7:07 pm to rebel cat
Don’t worry guys. I got all of you covered.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 7:07 pm to rebel cat
That's pocket change. So yes I can scrounge that up in 10 to 15 minutes. You have to bump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 7:07 pm to rebel cat
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Could you find 1m dollars to save your life in 24 hours?
frick no. And a bear would beat a lion.
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