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Posted on 8/24/23 at 12:45 pm to
Posted by canyon
MM23
Member since Dec 2003
21880 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 12:45 pm to
You’re 46?
LOL
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
21968 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 12:46 pm to
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I'll have to talk to my lawyer before answering




I would advise you not to answer.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
51387 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 12:46 pm to
I do and his name is Me.
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
34836 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 12:47 pm to
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We're between lawyers right now. You see, our first lawyer screwed our affairs so bad.


That's right. I walked right to that office - that's what I did - and I reached across that desk and I grabbed him by his big fat head and I said "Listen, man. I'm not going to jail for *you* or for anybody.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
142512 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 12:48 pm to
I have several.
Posted by ob1pimpbobi
College Station
Member since Jul 2022
3228 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 12:48 pm to
I don't have one on retainer, but I can pick up the phone and call one if needed pretty easily. No need to keep one on the books unless you really need one at a beckons call, imo.

At one time I had 3 on the payroll. But one became a judge, one died, and one still is practicing.
Posted by Jebadeb
Member since Oct 2017
5763 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 12:49 pm to
I'm 29 and have used 3 lawyers. One for successions of family members. One for a car wreck where I was passenger with medical bills. One for the purchase of my home.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
16190 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 12:49 pm to
I have a friend who is a lawyer. He said I don't need a lawyer.
Posted by LootieandtheBlowfish
Member since Aug 2021
811 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 12:53 pm to
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I don't have one on retainer, but I can pick up the phone and call one if needed pretty easily. No need to keep one on the books unless you really need one at a beckons call, imo.


This.

I have a guy that I can call, and he picks up to repay a favor from way before I was born. He’s basically retired but he enjoys destroying deceitful and one-sided contracts where someone is trying to take advantage of another person.
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache
Krystal Baller
Member since Jan 2008
5175 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 12:53 pm to
On retainer? No. Do I have lawyers I use/used for stuff? Yes.

In my line of work, I have someone tell me they’re going to “call their lawyer” or that I’ll be “hearing from their lawyer” at least once a week. So far, not one lawyer has ever contacted me. But I love the threat because I can say, “This conversation is over. We will respond to your legal counsel when we hear from them.”
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8637 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 12:59 pm to
Yep. He is the Talons of Justice.



Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
28727 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 1:05 pm to
I've had a F'ed up year and have used three different Lawyers for three different problems, I'm in for about $30,000.

I can call them at any time but when you get your bill it will have .25 hour phone conversation 08/24/2023 $245.00



Sorry cockstrokers - one charged me $500.00 an hour
This post was edited on 8/24/23 at 1:18 pm
Posted by Motownsix
NOLA
Member since Oct 2022
3199 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 1:06 pm to
Will, living will, trust.
Do you not have a family? Crazy to have a family and no will in place.
Posted by LSUcdro
Republic of West Florida
Member since Sep 2009
11362 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 1:09 pm to
My wife is my lawyer
Posted by texn
Pronouns: Y'All/Y'All's
Member since Nov 2019
4081 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 1:24 pm to
Yes, Lawyer J. Nobel Daggett
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
39455 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 1:27 pm to
Sucks to be poor.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
21181 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 1:36 pm to
I've used the "I need to run this by my lawyer" a few times before, but I am also the CEO of a manufacturing company and have had to use employment law attorneys, commercial property attorneys, and defense attorneys within the past few years.

Also have an old friend that is now an ambulance chaser that I can call and will usually answer my call right away, at the very least call me back after court.
Posted by Kreg Jennings
Parts Unknown
Member since Aug 2007
3929 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 1:42 pm to
If you’re a business owner or business executive….you really need to know your ABC’s….

Attorney
Banker
CPA
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36592 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 1:43 pm to
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I'm a lawyer who has multiple lawyers on hand for various things that may come up




No shite. You don't have time to do any lawer work with posting bad takes 200 times a day
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
47448 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 1:44 pm to
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TexasTiger33
you are an awkward MFer aren’t you
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