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Posted on 1/8/20 at 9:33 am to Boo Krewe
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I'm a virgin
$100 and a phone call will cure that...
Posted on 1/8/20 at 9:38 am to Boo Krewe
It's pretty obvious why she rejected you.
Were you raised by a single mommy with no male influence in your life?
Were you raised by a single mommy with no male influence in your life?
Posted on 1/8/20 at 9:45 am to thelawnwranglers
quote:
Nothing wrong with Stuttgart
shite baw, I'd be happy to get out of here again. If I could find something in La or the Ozarks I'd be gone.
Posted on 1/8/20 at 9:45 am to Boo Krewe
quote:
Ever date a girl at work ?
i wouldn't call it 'dating' exactly but yes.
Posted on 1/8/20 at 9:47 am to BestBanker
quote:
Date one?
I married one! BOOM!
Posted on 1/8/20 at 9:49 am to Boo Krewe
quote:
Ever date a girl at work?
Sure did; we are now married now. We worked together about a year then went to different companies. We’ve been back working together at the same company for the past 2 years.
Carpooling, lunch together, and sex during lunch breaks is very convenient.
Posted on 1/8/20 at 9:49 am to Rock Floyd
Virgin alert
Posted on 1/8/20 at 9:50 am to stat19
What does that have to do with anything
Posted on 1/8/20 at 9:52 am to Boo Krewe
quote:
Ever date a girl at work ?
Nope...but I've nailed a few.
Posted on 1/8/20 at 9:54 am to NIH
quote:
Virgin alert
You can cure your virginity with $100 and a phone call.
Wait...my bad....is that your dream man in your avatar?
Posted on 1/8/20 at 9:55 am to Boo Krewe
An old Army Warrant Officer gave me this advise many years ago.
When I want a loaf of bread, I go to the baker.
When I want a steak, I go to the butcher.
I don't go where they make the bread to get a piece of meat.
When I want a loaf of bread, I go to the baker.
When I want a steak, I go to the butcher.
I don't go where they make the bread to get a piece of meat.
Posted on 1/8/20 at 10:04 am to ssgrice
100% true story.
hooked up with the receptionist at my first job out of college (we were hired the same day) and went into work while she called in 'sick' and was hanging out at my apartment.
so she calls into the office with this really fake voice and asked for me (i was in sales so all calls went to the main # and then we could pick up the call on any phone) and i picked up the call on the floor with several co-workers standing around and the stream of filth coming out of her mouth was incredible. i turned 3 shades of red while I was pretending to talk to a potential customer since there were several people standing nearby.
had to excuse myself for an early lunch to run an errand
she was bat shite and i mean BAT shite crazy and luckily for me she wasn't a klingon but it did get awkward when i had a lunch date with another girl and she had to page me that she was at the front. she just gave me a wicked smile when the other girl was facing me.
damn, to be young again.
hooked up with the receptionist at my first job out of college (we were hired the same day) and went into work while she called in 'sick' and was hanging out at my apartment.
so she calls into the office with this really fake voice and asked for me (i was in sales so all calls went to the main # and then we could pick up the call on any phone) and i picked up the call on the floor with several co-workers standing around and the stream of filth coming out of her mouth was incredible.
i turned 3 shades of red while I was pretending to talk to a potential customer since there were several people standing nearby. had to excuse myself for an early lunch to run an errand
she was bat shite and i mean BAT shite crazy and luckily for me she wasn't a klingon but it did get awkward when i had a lunch date with another girl and she had to page me that she was at the front. she just gave me a wicked smile when the other girl was facing me.
damn, to be young again.
Posted on 1/8/20 at 10:18 am to Boo Krewe
I realize the content of your OP is completely made up so I'm not going to comment on that.
Some real advice though. I think your posts are starting to get a little lazy. You could do a lot better. Maybe make up a story about how you finally lost your virginity, but you came too early and now the girl won't respond to any of your calls or texts. Or something like you were about to get a BJ, but the girl stopped once she saw how small you were.
I'm just spitballing here, but you get the idea.
Some real advice though. I think your posts are starting to get a little lazy. You could do a lot better. Maybe make up a story about how you finally lost your virginity, but you came too early and now the girl won't respond to any of your calls or texts. Or something like you were about to get a BJ, but the girl stopped once she saw how small you were.
I'm just spitballing here, but you get the idea.
This post was edited on 1/8/20 at 10:46 am
Posted on 1/8/20 at 10:24 am to Boo Krewe
Yeah several times 
Posted on 1/8/20 at 10:29 am to Boo Krewe
Dont date them, just frick thrm.
Posted on 1/8/20 at 10:31 am to MojoGuyPan
Tastes like Haddock
I'd go into Beast mode on her:
Don't care that it's not Disney, would finger bang and other misc items:
I'd go into Beast mode on her:
Don't care that it's not Disney, would finger bang and other misc items:
Posted on 1/8/20 at 10:54 am to ColoradoAg03
quote:
Date? No
Frick the shite out of? Several times.
This
Posted on 1/8/20 at 11:00 am to Boo Krewe
quote:
Ever date a girl at work ?
I met my wife at work...So yes, yes I have.
Posted on 1/8/20 at 11:01 am to Boo Krewe
quote:
I'm trying to lose weight.
Stop eating all the unordered funnel cakes and corn dogs.
You already have to deal with being short, why add fat to it?
In a job like yours, just become a supervisor and you can spit more game. In the future if you get a real career going, it's not advisable to date. Though it sounds like many on here have married a co-worker...
You're not even ready to date yet. Just work on getting laid a few times.
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