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re: Giant Sturgeon attacks mermaid performer in aquarium
Posted on 1/29/25 at 3:57 pm to SpotCheckBilly
Posted on 1/29/25 at 3:57 pm to SpotCheckBilly
quote:
Confucius say sometimes you get the sturgeon, sometimes the sturgeon gets you.
fin to post the same
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Posted on 1/29/25 at 3:59 pm to DesScorp
For a minute there she was a literal fish head.
Posted on 1/29/25 at 4:00 pm to DesScorp
He could have just asked for her number 
Posted on 1/29/25 at 4:00 pm to jb4
quote:
He could have just asked for her number
yep, no need to bite her head off
Posted on 1/29/25 at 4:01 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
Tasz rike tuna...
Posted on 1/29/25 at 4:31 pm to DesScorp
Shocking that would happen while swimming in a tank full of big arse fish. 
Posted on 1/29/25 at 4:35 pm to DesScorp
quote:
Even the sturgeon and the ray They get the urge 'n' start to play
Posted on 1/29/25 at 4:37 pm to DesScorp
Posted on 1/29/25 at 4:41 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
quote:
Confucius say woman who dresses as fish will get eaten by bigger fish.
Posted on 1/29/25 at 4:43 pm to SpotCheckBilly
Posted on 1/29/25 at 4:45 pm to WillFerrellisking
Damn bruh her whole head was in that fishes mouth.
Posted on 1/29/25 at 4:51 pm to DesScorp
I saw that earlier today, but it didn't say it was a sturgeon.
I thought it was a shark of some kind, so as soon as he bit I cut the video off.
I was like...
I thought it was a shark of some kind, so as soon as he bit I cut the video off.
I was like...
Posted on 1/29/25 at 4:52 pm to LSU316
The sturgeon was the mermaids mother 
This post was edited on 1/29/25 at 4:53 pm
Posted on 1/29/25 at 4:59 pm to DesScorp
Think about it, that’s probably the first time in history that that sentence has ever been written or spoken.
Posted on 1/29/25 at 4:59 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
The sturgeon heard from an eel that the mermaid gave great head.
Posted on 1/29/25 at 5:33 pm to SoFla Tideroller
The scales of justice…. something about scales… I’m bad at this.
This post was edited on 1/29/25 at 5:44 pm
Posted on 1/29/25 at 5:37 pm to DesScorp
Posted on 1/29/25 at 5:52 pm to DesScorp
Wasn’t that a Madonna song the Mermaid was performing?
Posted on 1/29/25 at 5:56 pm to DesScorp
Great. Now we will get new regulations from the Sturgeon General.
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