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Posted on 5/11/21 at 8:58 am to
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
64546 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 8:58 am to
I don't think any successful guy has douched out more than Bezos. It kind of reminds me of Joe Piscopo from the 80's, when he weirded everyone out by becoming a meathead, times a million.
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
41609 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 8:58 am to
She looks weird but would.
Posted by Domeskeller
Astrodome
Member since Jun 2020
9787 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:03 am to
You'd think Jeff Bezos, with all of his money, could do better than that. If this was 20 years ago, then I could understand it. But she looks like a circus clown at this point. Way too much botox and plastic surgery.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
29454 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:04 am to
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Posted by Tigerstark
Parts unknown
Member since Aug 2011
6927 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:11 am to
He is starting look more and more like a super villain.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60009 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:17 am to
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If you stare at that jacket long enough, you can see a penguin in 3D


I wonder if it’s available on Amazon
Posted by Icansee4miles
Trolling the Tickfaw
Member since Jan 2007
32080 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:19 am to
Wonder if he bought her tits or if she already had them?
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:21 am to
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You'd think Jeff Bezos, with all of his money, could do better than that. If this was 20 years ago, then I could understand it. But she looks like a circus clown at this point. Way too much botox and plastic surgery.


He got sucked in by a known whore. Literally.

She is well known for dating NBA players and tons of rich men in Hollywood. Her skills are what sealed the deal not her face. She probably has a mouth like a Hoover and will do any and everything you ask.
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
17345 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:22 am to
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She looks like she will be a very wealthy divorced birthing person in the next 10 years.



FIFY
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
71665 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:24 am to
I aint saying she a gold digger
Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
Member since Nov 2010
11677 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:42 am to
Her boobs look like 2 Jeff Bezos heads
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
54053 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:50 am to
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How short is Bezos

It depends on how many billions of dollars he is standing on.
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:51 am to
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
61852 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:56 am to
I bet she did some freakay stuff to him.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19708 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:57 am to
I bet that Spanish monkey is two toned and delicious looking.

I would have a vigorous love making session with her
Posted by ForLSU56
Rapides Parish
Member since Feb 2015
5582 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 10:24 am to
Botox injections......
Posted by texn
Pronouns: Y'All/Y'All's
Member since Nov 2019
4087 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 10:33 am to
Posted by Aristo
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
13292 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 10:42 am to
She's maybe a three for the amount of money he has.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 10:43 am to
Man hands
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
140358 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 10:49 am to
Pussy still remains undefeated.
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