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re: Is my wife a pathological liar?
Posted on 8/24/19 at 1:38 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Posted on 8/24/19 at 1:38 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
You gotta slap it with your rag or fluffy thing.
If you're using a bar and rubbing it on your body, 1. eww; 2. you gotta plinko it until it feels like you have enough on the area then rinse. Catch it with the other hand.
If you're using a bar and rubbing it on your body, 1. eww; 2. you gotta plinko it until it feels like you have enough on the area then rinse. Catch it with the other hand.
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Posted on 8/24/19 at 1:39 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Some dude is sticking his rod in her inverted cone.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 1:39 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Next time she argues with you, ask her if she needs a nap. Women usually realize they're being cranky once you ask them that.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 1:40 pm to GRTiger
quote:
. you gotta plinko it until it feels like you have enough on the area then rinse. Catch it with the other hand.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 1:40 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
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Boys have less developed rods
Did you even exploit this soft ball?
Posted on 8/24/19 at 1:42 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Start wearing condoms, NOW. You don't want to contract an STD....
Posted on 8/24/19 at 1:45 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
You have a shower brush? That’s cute.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 1:50 pm to The Boat
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You have a shower brush? That’s cute.
Had. It scuffs up the skin on my back nicely since I can’t put much power on it while torquing my shoulders backwards. I like to scrub until it’s uncomfortable.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 1:52 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
You dump her and you dump her fast.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 1:53 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
What kind of idiot expects to “win” an argument with their wife? Winning is losing, my friend. No one ever gets lucky after saying “See, I’m right.”
Posted on 8/24/19 at 1:53 pm to ZekeTheTeke
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Don’t stop, it’s cathartic to hear stories about stupid shite other people’s wives do.
Mine won’t eat anything that I cook in a Magnalite pot.
Food absorbs aluminum which then is absorbed in the body which causes Alzheimers.
Told her to go read the label on her deodorant.
She gets that from her mom.
And I’m slow simmering a tomato sauce in a . . . . Magnalite
Posted on 8/24/19 at 1:55 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
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I can’t wash the middle of my back, I need you to wash it for me.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 1:58 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
She’s fricking your friend. Figure out which one.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 1:58 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
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Who knows variances in rod and cone function between the sexes?
People who read more than the back of the shampoo bottle?
Posted on 8/24/19 at 2:04 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
I think I've seen this reality show. Are you not so secretly gay and live in Atlanta?
Posted on 8/24/19 at 2:06 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
She testing to see how much bullshite you can handle.
Let me guess, you changed your shirt and also washed your back with just water.
Let me guess, you changed your shirt and also washed your back with just water.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 2:10 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Are you metrosexual?
Posted on 8/24/19 at 2:10 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Sounds like you’re gonna get divorced within the next 36 months
Posted on 8/24/19 at 2:11 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
If she’s not, she’s a tyranny
Posted on 8/24/19 at 2:21 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
quote:FIFY
Argument 1:
Her - don’t put that shirt on, it stinks.
Me - Your Mom stinks. Go make me a sammich.
quote:FIFY
Argument 2:
Me (after I finished taking the shower during which I discovered that she did something with my back brush) - Don’t mess with my shower shite again. I don’t like it. You really won’t like it if you do it again. Thanks for your attention to this matter and go make me a sammich.
PS: frick a shower brush. Are you Mr. Burns?
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