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Posted on 1/29/26 at 10:03 am to JoeyP239
My back goes out after a hard ripped fart.
Posted on 1/29/26 at 10:40 am to JoeyP239
Having to deal with idiots that don;t believe we landed on the Moon.
Posted on 1/29/26 at 11:18 am to Gravitiger
I got you. I learned who he was a few years ago when he was on Theo Vonn's podcast.
He might not be for everyone, but I think a lot of his skits are funny.
He might not be for everyone, but I think a lot of his skits are funny.
Posted on 1/29/26 at 11:35 am to JoeyP239
Based on the astounding growth rate of the hair in my ears I have concluded
that I am getting younger.
that I am getting younger.
Posted on 1/29/26 at 11:38 am to JoeyP239
I've worn glasses since the 2nd grade, but my prescription has been the same since my mid-teens. I've had the same pair of glasses since 2009. Sometime in the past year, I've noticed more changes to my vision at a pretty rapid pace. The most jarring was when I caught myself having to adjust a paper away from my face to be able to read it. I just turned 43. FML.
Posted on 1/29/26 at 12:14 pm to JoeyP239
quote:
Signs you are getting old
How many dead people are in your playlist.
Posted on 1/29/26 at 12:31 pm to JoeyP239
When I decided keeping a supply of little blue pills was a good idea.
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:03 pm to JoeyP239
The couple of drops into your undies after a pee. I don’t care how long you shake and clear, damn those 2-3 drips right after the zip up.
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:30 pm to BoogaBear
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Being old = living on the edge without trying, the edge just got closer
I'm standing on the edge of the canyon with my toes hanging off - and the wind at my back is getting stronger every day.
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:34 pm to JoeyP239
quote:
Signs you are getting old
When you become invisible to college age girls.
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:37 pm to Coach72
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When you become invisible to college age girls.
the young girls are very friendly to me, just when I catch myself thinking "you old rascal, you've still got it!" I quickly remind myself that more than likely I remind them of their grandpa
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:55 pm to JoeyP239
Gray pubic and chest hair is God's way of telling you start wrapping things up. You're getting close.
Posted on 1/29/26 at 2:03 pm to JoeyP239
Easily back pain for me. I wake up stiff, I might sneeze and my back just tightens up. shite sucks
Posted on 1/29/26 at 2:41 pm to JoeyP239
when every part of your body aches.....
Posted on 2/1/26 at 11:58 am to JoeyP239
The sign at the checkout line says, "We are required to ID everyone" and they don't ID me.
Posted on 2/1/26 at 12:01 pm to BeerMoney
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Gout, hair loss, kids 20 years old. People saying I hope I’m able to run like you when I get old.
Kidney stones, kids in their mid 40's, people saying "You look good for your age"-------------guess it beats being laid out on the other side of the dirt.
Posted on 2/1/26 at 12:03 pm to Cali-to-Death Valley
quote:I wish it was just a fart.
When you cough or sneeze you fart
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