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re: Stupid shite your wife asks...
Posted on 8/16/20 at 10:33 am to bleedsgarnet
Posted on 8/16/20 at 10:33 am to bleedsgarnet
"Where are your pants"
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Posted on 8/16/20 at 10:51 am to bleedsgarnet
During the eclipse of 2017
“If I take a picture with my phone , can I look at the picture without the special glasses?”
“If I take a picture with my phone , can I look at the picture without the special glasses?”
Posted on 8/16/20 at 10:51 am to namvet6566
quote:
Her. I hear Sam is now living in Bangkok
Me. Yes he does
Her. Oh I thought he Was living in Thailand
In her defense, most males know this due in great part to the ole "what's the capital of Thailand" nut punch game.
Posted on 8/16/20 at 11:14 am to CrownTownHalo
quote:
Let’s order take out...
Me: What do you want to eat?
Her: you choose, I always choose.
Me: Ok, let’s get Thai...
Her: I don’t want that..
Bruh you aint lying. "Cook whatever you want" or "pick a place" means she will be in a bad mood for a week if i cook or pick something she doesn't want. She's a picky eater, too.
This post was edited on 8/16/20 at 11:16 am
Posted on 8/16/20 at 11:15 am to clownbaby
quote:
I tried to explain Washington DC to her once.
I actually did this last night. Started with “So... is Washington DC a state or not?” It actually went pretty smoothly but the fact that a college educated and successful professional doesn’t know this is an indictment on our education system.
We should all have to pass that test they give the immigrants.
Posted on 8/16/20 at 11:33 am to Drew Brews
Not my wife, but I once had a friend ask me if the country of Panama is an island.
Yep, that’s why they built a canal through it.
Had another friend tell me to try and blend in when I found out I was getting stationed in Panama.
Yep, a 6 ft pale white guy with red hair is gonna have no problem blending in with tan Hispanic folks.
Yep, that’s why they built a canal through it.
Had another friend tell me to try and blend in when I found out I was getting stationed in Panama.
Yep, a 6 ft pale white guy with red hair is gonna have no problem blending in with tan Hispanic folks.
Posted on 8/16/20 at 12:03 pm to Loup
It must be a female thing.
If I say I don’t care I really don’t care it can be anything from a ham sammich to steak or even eating out.
My wife’s don’t care means I’m supposed to guess till I get pissed of and say phuck it I’m going get a sammich.
If I say I don’t care I really don’t care it can be anything from a ham sammich to steak or even eating out.
My wife’s don’t care means I’m supposed to guess till I get pissed of and say phuck it I’m going get a sammich.
Posted on 8/16/20 at 12:20 pm to bleedsgarnet
Watching absolutely any movie with a mystery component where the viewers are temporarily left in the dark:
Her: Some variant of "What just happened?"
Me: "I'm watching the same movie that you are. They haven't told us yet."
It drives me crazy.
Her: Some variant of "What just happened?"
Me: "I'm watching the same movie that you are. They haven't told us yet."
It drives me crazy.
Posted on 8/16/20 at 12:30 pm to Norbert
after getting into bed to go to sleep
"Is the front door locked?"
me: probably
her: well is it or isnt it
Me: i dont know I cant see it from the bed but i usually lock it.
me:getting out of bed to check it, she cant ask before I lay down
"Is the front door locked?"
me: probably
her: well is it or isnt it
Me: i dont know I cant see it from the bed but i usually lock it.
me:getting out of bed to check it, she cant ask before I lay down
Posted on 8/16/20 at 12:50 pm to Ol boy
quote:
My wife’s don’t care means I’m supposed to guess till I get pissed of and say phuck it I’m going get a sammich
"What do you want?"
"I don't care"
"Grilled chicken salad?"
"I don't feel like eating chicken again"
This post was edited on 8/16/20 at 12:52 pm
Posted on 8/16/20 at 1:52 pm to LSU6262
quote:
You didn't answer the question. Did you put the cover on wet or not
Exactly, we’re all letting this guy off too lightly. Seems pretty clear to me he’s sketchy as hell with his grill maintenance and that if his wife didn’t watch him very closely the whole house would likely fall apart.
Posted on 8/16/20 at 1:56 pm to bleedsgarnet
quote:That's because she's plotting how she's going to poison you without getting caught.
What's even more interesting is that i could tell my answer back did not change her thinking.
Did it ever occur to you that she thinks you're an idiot as well?
Posted on 8/16/20 at 2:52 pm to Joshjrn
quote:
It's not stupid per se, but it frustrates me to no end, which I've told her over and over, and yet...
She *always* asks a lead up question:
Hey, are you at home?"
Haha. Your example sounds sooooo familiar to the stupid shite we argue about regarding wasted time or inefficiency. Like, it’s not a big deal, BUT....
Posted on 8/16/20 at 3:13 pm to bleedsgarnet
She asked me the other day why you would put the grill cover on wet.
Posted on 8/16/20 at 3:20 pm to bleedsgarnet
Instead of complaining about women, you should be grateful that you’re married and have someone who loves you and is willing to spend her life with you.
Not everyone is blessed with have happy marriages. Just saying.
Not everyone is blessed with have happy marriages. Just saying.
Posted on 8/16/20 at 3:21 pm to bleedsgarnet
Why did I marry you?
Posted on 8/16/20 at 3:24 pm to POCKET
quote:
“Are you okay?” —— probably 10 times a day and I’ve always been okay
Are you really, though?
Posted on 8/16/20 at 3:24 pm to bleedsgarnet
quote:lol at you paying attention to what your wife ask
Stupid shite your wife asks...
Posted on 8/16/20 at 3:58 pm to bleedsgarnet
Earlier this week, at Sonic of all places, the battery in my truck just decided to quit. Dead. Call the wife and tell her I need her to get a battery and bring it to Sonic. She says, “Are you just going to stay there?” I said, “No honey, I’m going to throw my truck over my shoulder and I’ll meet you there.”
It didn’t go over well.
It didn’t go over well.
Posted on 8/16/20 at 4:06 pm to Norbert
quote:She is usually asking me what happened when there is dialogue going on that is fixing to explain it to the both of us
Watching absolutely any movie with a mystery component where the viewers are temporarily left in the dark:
Her: Some variant of "What just happened?"
Me: "I'm watching the same movie that you are. They haven't told us yet."
It drives me crazy.
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