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re: The Magic That is NextDoor
Posted on 4/13/21 at 1:59 pm to The Spleen
Posted on 4/13/21 at 1:59 pm to The Spleen
quote:
it's not that entertaining anymore.
Ours is just about dogs escaping, bears in yards and avalanche control.
Posted on 4/13/21 at 1:59 pm to Nole Man
99% of my NextDoor posts
"lost dog" or "these dogs were in my yard this morning"
"what day is trashday?"
"gunshots or fireworks?"
"can someone recommend a local..."
every now and then we get a good one, like the time some old lady took a picture of the guy checking her water meter and posted "be careful a black guy is walking around the neighborhood"
"lost dog" or "these dogs were in my yard this morning"
"what day is trashday?"
"gunshots or fireworks?"
"can someone recommend a local..."
every now and then we get a good one, like the time some old lady took a picture of the guy checking her water meter and posted "be careful a black guy is walking around the neighborhood"
Posted on 4/13/21 at 1:59 pm to Slagathor
The first time I found that page I legit stayed on there for the last 3-4 hours of my workday. Some of them are hilarious - let me know when you find the one where a random person keeps sending a dude soup with a note that says "For my little soup boy"

Posted on 4/13/21 at 2:00 pm to Salmon
Not on NextDoor but yesterday in the HOA Facebook group someone posted "Two pitbulls running down the main road".. you can imagine what kind of discussions that started. It was like tOT Lite
Posted on 4/13/21 at 2:00 pm to Nole Man
quote:
I met a lady today in my front yard about her big [DOG] taking a gigantic ?? in my front yard.
She told me that she lets her dogs poop in everyone’s front yard on [ROAD] and has been doing it for years.
When I asked her if she was going to pick it up, she asked me: “Why do you want me to pick it up? It’s in your front yard in an area that you don’t walk in!”
I thought to myself....Are you kidding me? What is an area of my front yard that I DON’T walk in! ?????
I told her that I mowed the grass in my front yard. She said “does my dogs poop bother your lawnmower?” I said “no. It just bothers me when I step in your dog’s poop that’s in my yard when I use the lawnmower....in my yard”.
Let’s be honest......When she asked me if the dogs poop bothered my lawnmower, I knew I was dealing with a different kind of person!
She didn’t pick up the poop.
I would bare fist that fricking shite and walk to her arse and throw it on her roof.
Posted on 4/13/21 at 2:00 pm to Nole Man
On facbook yesterday in our hood, some guy in a trash arse truck pulling a trailer came down the street and threw a t-shirt wrapped in like two pounds of poo into someone's driveway.
They have pictures of the truck and are asking everyone to be on the look out. Surprisingly it had quite a few funny comments.
We've mostly gotten all the board old women to quit being Karen's by shaming them for all the dumb post.
They have pictures of the truck and are asking everyone to be on the look out. Surprisingly it had quite a few funny comments.
We've mostly gotten all the board old women to quit being Karen's by shaming them for all the dumb post.
Posted on 4/13/21 at 2:01 pm to sweetwaterbilly
The Inhanced Image got me
Posted on 4/13/21 at 2:02 pm to notiger1997
quote:
On facbook yesterday in our hood, some guy in a trash arse truck pulling a trailer came down the street and threw a t-shirt wrapped in like two pounds of poo into someone's driveway.
They have pictures of the truck and are asking everyone to be on the look out. Surprisingly it had quite a few funny comments.
We've mostly gotten all the board old women to quit being Karen's by shaming them for all the dumb post.
OMH >>>> next door
Posted on 4/13/21 at 2:02 pm to Nole Man
I would have picked it up with my bare hand and threw it in her fricking face
Posted on 4/13/21 at 2:03 pm to Nole Man
Just go take a dump in her front yard.
If she calls the authorities, just tell them you're identifying as a dog.
If she calls the authorities, just tell them you're identifying as a dog.
Posted on 4/13/21 at 2:03 pm to RogerTheShrubber
I did have a guy threaten to come to my house and whip my arse a few months ago. He had posted a pic of his neighbor's deck that included a US flag in pretty rough shape and basically just shamed them, and included a line about how times have changed. I responded that I could recall a time that when someone had an issue with a neighbor they went to that neighbor and talked it out and didn't shame them on a social media app.
He never showed up at my house, but I doubt he knew where it was.
He never showed up at my house, but I doubt he knew where it was.
Posted on 4/13/21 at 2:05 pm to Salmon
quote:My gas meter requires a guy to enter the back yard. They know to reach over the fence adn undo the latch. Didnt know one was back there one day and walked around the corner. I learned that I freeze under pressure. I was like a block of ice for about 3 seconds.
, like the time some old lady took a picture of the guy checking her water meter and posted
Posted on 4/13/21 at 2:05 pm to Nole Man
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This post was edited on 4/20/21 at 3:52 pm
Posted on 4/13/21 at 2:05 pm to Nole Man
I have a poop bag dispenser I made out of a bird house hung from my mail box. I make it easy on the idiots and it allows me to call them out in the act.
Posted on 4/13/21 at 2:05 pm to Nole Man
Yeah... if I get into an altercation with you about you refusing to pick up your dogs shite from my front yard and you refuse to do so, I will kindly pick it up for you and throw it in your fricking face.
Posted on 4/13/21 at 2:08 pm to Nole Man
I've yet to hear gunshots where I live and don't really ever expect to but according to next door they happen weekly
Posted on 4/13/21 at 2:11 pm to TigersSEC2010
quote:
The best NextDoor posts are when the white liberals do mental gymnastics to defend people who are clearly up to no good.
we've had both quite a bit
posts about people that are obviously doing nothing wrong, but we have also had that backfire
we had someone post a picture of a group of "urban youths" walking around and of course, some people yelled racism
well it wasn't long after someone posted a video of those same group of youths stealing bikes from their garage
Posted on 4/13/21 at 2:14 pm to Ed Osteen
My favorite was shortly after power went out for the ice storm someone posted similar to this:
Was that a transformer that blew or gunshots? I mean our lights flickered at the same time but I’m not sure. Does anyone know?
To be fair, this was in Baton Rouge lol
Was that a transformer that blew or gunshots? I mean our lights flickered at the same time but I’m not sure. Does anyone know?
To be fair, this was in Baton Rouge lol
Posted on 4/13/21 at 2:15 pm to Nole Man
NextDoor is the next account I am going to delete
All it is is whiny bitches and SJWs
All it is is whiny bitches and SJWs
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