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re: The right way to wipe your arse
Posted on 11/16/19 at 1:53 pm to BRgetthenet
Posted on 11/16/19 at 1:53 pm to BRgetthenet
Having a skinny arse does have it up's. Down the center. 
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Posted on 11/16/19 at 2:08 pm to Lazerdude8
Bidet. I can’t believe people still wipe their arse with their hands given our available technology.
Seriously you can get one with a warm water, hot dry and heated seat and remote for like $150 bucks. It’s a complete game changer.
Seriously you can get one with a warm water, hot dry and heated seat and remote for like $150 bucks. It’s a complete game changer.
Posted on 11/16/19 at 2:14 pm to Lazerdude8
on JBE face, he might even lick it clean for you
Posted on 11/16/19 at 2:14 pm to Lazerdude8
Get one of those toilets that shoots water up your arse for a good arse cleaning.
Posted on 11/16/19 at 2:28 pm to Lazerdude8
I sometimes forget that poors don't have bidets. But where the frick is your butler while all this is going on?
Posted on 11/16/19 at 2:35 pm to rmnldr
quote:
Bidet
Politics board
Posted on 11/16/19 at 2:39 pm to Robin Masters
quote:
Seriously you can get one with a warm water, hot dry and heated seat and remote for like $150 bucks. It’s a complete game changer.
Link?
Posted on 11/16/19 at 2:51 pm to Sgt_Lincoln_Osiris
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Link?
Amazon
Posted on 11/16/19 at 2:59 pm to rmnldr
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Bidet
Is legit.
Posted on 11/16/19 at 3:24 pm to Lazerdude8
When I was in college and waiting tabes two of the guys I worked with had this same debate and they agreed adopt each other's technique and report back. Somehow I ended up as collateral damage in this conversation....bottom line is between the leg guy got poop all up his back and lean and attack from behind guy ended up with poop all over his balls.
Moral of the story? Stay in your lane, bro.
Moral of the story? Stay in your lane, bro.
Posted on 11/16/19 at 5:52 pm to Barrister
quote:
When I was in college and waiting tabes two of the guys I worked with had this same debate and they agreed adopt each other's technique and report back. Somehow I ended up as collateral damage in this conversation....bottom line is between the leg guy got poop all up his back and lean and attack from behind guy ended up with poop all over his balls.
Moral of the story? Stay in your lane, bro.
I wish I could downvote this infinity times.
Posted on 11/16/19 at 6:34 pm to SidewalkDawg
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Why even wipe to begin with? Its just gonna get dirty again.
I wish I was you. If I don't my undergarments are glued as tight to my skin as if I'd used brown Titebond.
Posted on 11/16/19 at 6:45 pm to MWP
Seems like I’d need a pressure washer of a bidet at times.
I just want a toilet that I could get the turd to not stick to the bowl after it’s flushed.
I just want a toilet that I could get the turd to not stick to the bowl after it’s flushed.
Posted on 11/16/19 at 7:21 pm to GEAUXT
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It's annoying as shite.
Literally
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