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re: Weirdest text you accidentally sent/received?
Posted on 3/12/15 at 5:03 pm to yurintroubl
Posted on 3/12/15 at 5:03 pm to yurintroubl
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 5:07 pm to Rouge
I'm pretty sure she thought she was texting an insane person. 
Posted on 3/12/15 at 5:10 pm to GoodOleBaw
Got this text one time that said something along the lines of happy bday mr Jim... We love you and appreciate all your help lately.
I replied ok, how about you come over tonight with my present and show me how much you appreciate it.
I replied ok, how about you come over tonight with my present and show me how much you appreciate it.
Posted on 3/12/15 at 5:48 pm to GoodOleBaw
Not weird but I got a text from some girl a couple months ago saying, "Hey, I'm alone right now, wanna see what I'm wearing?"
I so badly wanted to say yes, but just ended up telling her wrong number. She was so freaked out, sent me this text, "OMG I'm so sorry, can you please please delete this?!"
I so badly wanted to say yes, but just ended up telling her wrong number. She was so freaked out, sent me this text, "OMG I'm so sorry, can you please please delete this?!"
Posted on 3/12/15 at 5:52 pm to xxKylexx
What a vagina you are.
Gees
Gees
Posted on 3/12/15 at 6:21 pm to GoodOleBaw
I used to work for the gov't. I hired a lady to work with me. Contract ran out and had to let her go. Few month later, my wife and I are sitting on the couch with my phone in the console. Text comes through:
Something along the lines of "I'm on my way over there right now. My pussy is so wet and I can't wait to have you inside me." It was a long arse text that proceeded to go into very graphic detail.
I get one hell of a fricking look from my wife. I text back and tell her she sent it to me. Apparently her boyfriends name was right under mine in her contacts. She was thoroughly embarrassed and even called my wife to apologize.
Something along the lines of "I'm on my way over there right now. My pussy is so wet and I can't wait to have you inside me." It was a long arse text that proceeded to go into very graphic detail.
I get one hell of a fricking look from my wife. I text back and tell her she sent it to me. Apparently her boyfriends name was right under mine in her contacts. She was thoroughly embarrassed and even called my wife to apologize.
Posted on 3/12/15 at 6:57 pm to TIGRLEE
Young guy at work was in the process of buying a house and had been texting and what not with the realtor about when his house would be ready.
So, the night before him and his lady went out drinking and he comes into work still half drunk at 6 am and goes to the bathroom and takes a piss and then sends a text to his lady saying " I still got some of that good, good on my dick.
Well, he didn't send it to his lady, he sent it to the realtor at 6 something in the morning on a Saturday.
He ended up sending another text to the realtor, saying he was sorry.
Funny as hell.
So, the night before him and his lady went out drinking and he comes into work still half drunk at 6 am and goes to the bathroom and takes a piss and then sends a text to his lady saying " I still got some of that good, good on my dick.
Well, he didn't send it to his lady, he sent it to the realtor at 6 something in the morning on a Saturday.
He ended up sending another text to the realtor, saying he was sorry.
Funny as hell.
Posted on 3/12/15 at 7:01 pm to GoodOleBaw
"How long will it take for Lorcets to be out of my system so I can pass a piss test"
I replied back "Wrong #, but 4-5 days".
I replied back "Wrong #, but 4-5 days".
Posted on 3/12/15 at 7:03 pm to Titus Pullo
quote:omg omg
Titus Pullo
Posted on 3/12/15 at 7:06 pm to Paige
Hey, Paige.
Posted on 3/12/15 at 7:07 pm to Titus Pullo
Miss you
Posted on 3/12/15 at 7:10 pm to Paige
Awwwwww. I've missed you too.
Posted on 3/12/15 at 7:19 pm to GoodOleBaw
not a text, but I received a fax to a wrong number (mine). A Tulane coed was faxing in her application for a job position as a phone sex worker.
Posted on 3/12/15 at 7:34 pm to Gevans17
I got a random one, "The painkillers are wearing off and it is starting to hurt pretty bad."
I replied, "Drink whiskey and keep a good buzz going."
Figured out later it was a friend of the wife. Our phones were goofed up where I was getting texts for her number and mine.
I replied, "Drink whiskey and keep a good buzz going."
Figured out later it was a friend of the wife. Our phones were goofed up where I was getting texts for her number and mine.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 11:22 am to GoodOleBaw
Received one from a customer stating how much he loved me and that he couldn't wait to get home and see me....
My reply: my feelings about you just changed.
Took him several hours to respond stating the message was for his gf.
I still text him sweet nothings every now and then.
My reply: my feelings about you just changed.
Took him several hours to respond stating the message was for his gf.
I still text him sweet nothings every now and then.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 11:30 am to Mckinley9293
I received text from a random 504 #. It was a video of an Asian woman giving a guy a handjob and repeatedly punching him in the balls extremely hard as he ejaculated. Never found out who the person was though.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 11:35 am to CertifiedTigah
I thought this thread was super familiar, took me two pages to realize it was a bump
Posted on 4/10/15 at 11:45 am to CertifiedTigah
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I received text from a random 504 #. It was a video of an Asian woman giving a guy a handjob and repeatedly punching him in the balls extremely hard as he ejaculated. Never found out who the person was though.
Check your wife's OTHER phone
Posted on 4/10/15 at 2:35 pm to Mckinley9293
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This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 7:13 am
Posted on 4/10/15 at 3:05 pm to GoodOleBaw
Accidently sent my cousin the text that was talking about her...in a negative way...
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