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re: What do you think you'll die of?
Posted on 7/30/25 at 4:29 pm to Turnblad85
Posted on 7/30/25 at 4:29 pm to Turnblad85
Yes, yes and yes.
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Posted on 7/30/25 at 4:31 pm to Turnblad85
Heart attack or stroke based on odds and family history. Sometimes I wonder if all the cardio I've done makes my heart more resilient or if it's gonna speed up the almost inevitable.
Posted on 7/30/25 at 4:33 pm to Turnblad85
I’m gonna die from my chronic pancreatitis or literal starvation due to my pancreatic atrophy and cyst within the next dozen years I have been advised. Already have had a couple of near death episodes.
If the pancreas and associated symptoms don’t get me then there’s the splenic portal hypertension with a dozen blood clots the size of my little finger that if I blow a clot it will kill me before an ambulance can arrive. Already have been life flighted to BR with this once.
If the pancreas and associated symptoms don’t get me then there’s the splenic portal hypertension with a dozen blood clots the size of my little finger that if I blow a clot it will kill me before an ambulance can arrive. Already have been life flighted to BR with this once.
Posted on 7/30/25 at 4:33 pm to Turnblad85
Brown Bear Mauling.
Posted on 7/30/25 at 4:34 pm to Mushroom1968
100 U.S. Marshals after a 52-day standoff.
Posted on 7/30/25 at 4:35 pm to TheFonz
Petting something I shouldn’t have.
Posted on 7/30/25 at 4:56 pm to Turnblad85
Cerebral hemorrhage, unless my wife dies before me.
Posted on 7/30/25 at 5:01 pm to Turnblad85
Something high-risk, I hope.
Posted on 7/30/25 at 5:03 pm to dyslexiateechur
Posted on 7/30/25 at 5:07 pm to Sidicous
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I’m gonna die from my chronic pancreatitis or literal starvation due to my pancreatic atrophy and cyst within the next dozen years I have been advised. Already have had a couple of near death episodes.
If the pancreas and associated symptoms don’t get me then there’s the splenic portal hypertension with a dozen blood clots the size of my little finger that if I blow a clot it will kill me before an ambulance can arrive. Already have been life flighted to BR with this once.
Wow. I believe you have a more specific answer than most on here. Good luck - I hope you beat the odds.
I have no clue what I will die from. Usually the things that I worry about don't happen and then some random shite I would never have predicted brings me to my knees.
Posted on 7/30/25 at 5:14 pm to Turnblad85
Stress from work
Posted on 7/30/25 at 5:22 pm to Turnblad85
Cancer. Cardiac issues. Dementia.
One of those.
Morbid topic.
One of those.
Morbid topic.
Posted on 7/30/25 at 5:22 pm to Ray Finkle
Aliens in 2027
Posted on 7/30/25 at 5:29 pm to Turnblad85
Probably karate
Someone always know more
Someone always know more
Posted on 7/30/25 at 5:30 pm to Turnblad85
quote:quote:
OD on hookers and blow
sers answers only please
You must not know Cosmo very well
Posted on 7/30/25 at 5:35 pm to Turnblad85
I almost died on the operating table from some type/form of bradycardia. After my surgeon later explained to me what happened my first thought was that's the way to check out- on the operating table under anesthesia...
Posted on 7/30/25 at 5:38 pm to Turnblad85
Probably cancer. If lucky to get old enough, maybe congestive heart failure or something.
Posted on 7/30/25 at 5:50 pm to Turnblad85
Probably step into a cave-sized hole while walking out to hunt before daylight and die of starvation after landing and getting 2 painful broken legs. But at least it won't be dying at work.
Posted on 7/30/25 at 5:55 pm to Proximo
Lifting weights will give you a heart attack? Brother you need to lower the weight on that deadlift
Posted on 7/30/25 at 5:55 pm to Turnblad85
Cancer is my family curse on both sides. It’s just a matter of time, barring an accident.
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