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Posted on 5/17/20 at 1:08 pm to BobABooey
quote:Deep evolutionary level? I'm reminded very superficially and on the surface.
I watched a long time ago said that cleavage reminds males of a woman’s butt at a deep, evolutionary level
Posted on 5/17/20 at 10:58 pm to Slippy
What normal man is not attracted to a woman's boobs and their often incredible nipples?? It's a built in DNA desire! Any man that doesn't go ape shite for boobs is obviously gay...
Posted on 5/17/20 at 11:02 pm to Tiger in Texas
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Any man that doesn't go ape shite for boobs is obviously gay...
There are ugly boobs obviously but when I saw my first pair around 7 or 8 I realized that I wanted to see a lot more of them. It's some sort of ingrained thing that can't be controlled. I don't know why they make me happy but they do.
Posted on 5/17/20 at 11:09 pm to Slippy
a pretty significant % of tits are pretty gross tbh. but that makes the good ones that much better.
Posted on 5/17/20 at 11:57 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
SWING LOW, SWEET CHARIOTS
Posted on 5/18/20 at 2:04 am to Slippy
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Why do men like boobs?
Soccer Board
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:34 am to StringedInstruments
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Because they’re awesome.
This...plus real men like to keep their hands busy and what better way to keep them busy than playing with boobs
Posted on 5/18/20 at 6:21 am to Slippy
its a genetic instinct. they signify fertility and ability to rear young properly.
thats the real reason......
Now, the proper question is why ask stupid fricking questions?
thats the real reason......
Now, the proper question is why ask stupid fricking questions?
Posted on 5/18/20 at 6:29 am to Slippy
Because subconsciously you view them as nourishment for your unborn heirs
Posted on 5/18/20 at 6:35 am to BobABooey
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Some legit science show I watched a long time ago said that cleavage reminds males of a woman’s butt at a deep, evolutionary level. That triggers thoughts of procreating doggy-style.
I remember this, but I call bullshite. During evolution most people were skinny as hell and there were no pushup bras. I doubt women back then had racks that looked like butts when they were walking around with no bras all day. Plus, wouldn’t natural selection have resulted in almost every girl having big boobs?
More likely we like boobs because we spent the first year and half of our lives sucking them to satisfy our most powerful urge.
Posted on 5/18/20 at 6:52 am to Slippy
you know what they say about boobs?
once you've seen one set....
you want to see them all
once you've seen one set....
you want to see them all
Posted on 5/18/20 at 7:00 am to MorbidTheClown
Guess this was the op way of coming out of the closet
Posted on 5/18/20 at 7:08 am to Slippy
Five pages of replies and only one picture of a woman's boobs. 
Posted on 5/18/20 at 7:23 am to EveryoneGetsATrophy
You people, I swear.
This post was edited on 10/24/20 at 3:39 pm
Posted on 5/18/20 at 8:00 am to Slippy
Can anyone help me out with a name?
Posted on 5/18/20 at 8:05 am to BobABooey
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Some legit science show I watched a long time ago said that cleavage reminds males of a woman’s butt at a deep, evolutionary level. That triggers thoughts of procreating doggy-style.
I am not saying I agree but it’s the only serious explanation I’ve heard.
Heh - that's Ricky Gervais - The Office (original British show). I just watched that scene.
It's because we're genetically programmed to seek mates that give us the best chance of having offspring and passing on our genes. Big boobs - good milk production. Wide hips - easier childbirth. Blond - look young, younger women are more successful with pregnancy. Healthy overall - same. We are pre-programmed reproduction robots.
Posted on 5/18/20 at 8:07 am to Funky Tide 8
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They’re just fleshy mounds of flesh.
Asked and answered your own question.
Posted on 5/18/20 at 8:10 am to Slippy
There is a magical ratio between bust/shoulders : waist : hips that catches a man's eye.
Generally, that magical ratio, is the western idea of beauty. Also, this ratio advertises potential fertility/fecundity.
So, in our deep, primal mind, a chick with a good ratio can birth more offspring, thus they are more sexually appealing.
However, I've wondered, but never researched, if men are as aroused by tits where women have exposed breasts all the time like in those still primitive tribes in Africa and South America. And, in those same situations, are breasts/nipples still erogenous zones for those women?
Generally, that magical ratio, is the western idea of beauty. Also, this ratio advertises potential fertility/fecundity.
So, in our deep, primal mind, a chick with a good ratio can birth more offspring, thus they are more sexually appealing.
However, I've wondered, but never researched, if men are as aroused by tits where women have exposed breasts all the time like in those still primitive tribes in Africa and South America. And, in those same situations, are breasts/nipples still erogenous zones for those women?
This post was edited on 5/18/20 at 8:16 am
Posted on 5/18/20 at 8:13 am to EveryoneGetsATrophy
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