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re: Why dont we have monkeys
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:16 pm to TigerintheNO
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:16 pm to TigerintheNO
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too cold in the winter
Really?
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Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:18 pm to Disco Ball
That’s pretty cool! Swimming with the monkeys on an afternoon kayak 
would have been awesome to be there to witness and wouldn’t have believed it if I didn’t see it.
would have been awesome to be there to witness and wouldn’t have believed it if I didn’t see it.
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:25 pm to SuperSaint
Mama says you just have to chase em off with a broom.
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:26 pm to SuperSaint
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the coons would probably run them off
Racoon vs. Monkey battle would be interesting
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:27 pm to 844_Tiger
A monkey attacked a woman at a parking lot near grocery store in Cleveland Texas today
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:28 pm to OweO
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What if it happened and the swamps were filled with alligators and hippos?
Less gators. Hippos are such huge assholes.
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:31 pm to GregMaddux
After Katrina they migrated to Houston
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:33 pm to GregMaddux
Why aren’t there any fossils of monkeys?
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:34 pm to Cleathecat
Damn brah!
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:35 pm to GregMaddux
Same reason we dont have hippos.
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:37 pm to Cleathecat
A teacher in my junior high had a pet monkey like the one on Friends, during a real bad storm one night it went nuts and attacked her, she lost an ear and I don't know if she ever regained full eyesight.
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:38 pm to GregMaddux
They used to have one racing school buses across the River.
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:50 pm to GregMaddux
I traveled to Brazil for work, on a Saturday I went to a public park with a pond and a paved walking trail around it. The trees there had monkeys climbing around - like seeing squirrels in Webster Parish.
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:51 pm to faraway
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I wonder what percentage of monkeys hurt each other
Given scarce enough resources and a long enough timeline...100%
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:54 pm to Cleathecat
Yall see what they did to St Louis
Posted on 4/3/26 at 10:58 pm to OysterPoBoy
I know Global wildlife in Robert had a monkey at one time cuz one of the workers told me about him.
He started out hanging in the main office and gift shop being cute for the kids.
But it turned out he could get his arm down a cracked car window and unlock doors. Then he would rip up peoples interiors and shite all in their cars.
Then he apparently jumped on the back of one of the animals out in the field and caused a stampede of the animals where they were all running around in a large circle around the main building. Then the monkey got scared and climbed to the top of one of the trees and wouldn’t come down for a couple days.
That’s when they knew he had to go.
He started out hanging in the main office and gift shop being cute for the kids.
But it turned out he could get his arm down a cracked car window and unlock doors. Then he would rip up peoples interiors and shite all in their cars.
Then he apparently jumped on the back of one of the animals out in the field and caused a stampede of the animals where they were all running around in a large circle around the main building. Then the monkey got scared and climbed to the top of one of the trees and wouldn’t come down for a couple days.
That’s when they knew he had to go.
This post was edited on 4/3/26 at 11:15 pm
Posted on 4/3/26 at 11:01 pm to extremetigerfanatic
Posted on 4/3/26 at 11:02 pm to GregMaddux
Ocala National Forest has em, silver springs and the oklawaha river. been there around 75 years now, left behind from the old Tarzan show they filmed there. huge wild herds of them. i paddled the river and camped several nights and saw them daily. look it up.
Posted on 4/3/26 at 11:12 pm to GregMaddux
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Why dont we have monkeys in our forests and swamps. That would be pretty cool.
I see them all the time. You don’t? Weird.
Posted on 4/3/26 at 11:18 pm to tigertrueAU
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Ocala National Forest has em, silver springs and the oklawaha river. been there around 75 years now, left behind from the old Tarzan show they filmed there. huge wild herds of them. i paddled the river and camped several nights and saw them daily. look it up.
Walk down stream from the spring at Silver Spring State Park near Ocala, and the monkeys will start hollering at you from the trees.
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