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Posted on 8/5/17 at 11:54 pm to trom83
I once got slapped by a fat girl because she asked to get on top and I told her my dick had a weight limit. Definitely thought she had a much better sense of humor than she really did.
Posted on 8/5/17 at 11:57 pm to trom83
Maybe that explains this phenomenon. Go into any Walmart in the South past about 8pm and you'll see at least 2 interracial couples with a 200lb fat white woman with a loony tunes t-shirt and an ankle tat and a skinny black dude that weighs about 150 with a 3XL white t-shirt on.
This post was edited on 8/5/17 at 11:58 pm
Posted on 8/6/17 at 12:15 am to jdeval1
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Maybe that explains this phenomenon. Go into any Walmart in the South past about 8pm and you'll see at least 2 interracial couples with a 200lb fat white woman with a loony tunes t-shirt and an ankle tat and a skinny black dude that weighs about 150 with a 3XL white t-shirt on
Everybody's got a hungry heart
Everybody's got hungry heart
You grab your Cheetos put em in your cart
These are the people that shop at Wa-ah-ah-ah-ahl Maaaaaaart
Posted on 8/6/17 at 1:30 am to GreatLakesTiger24
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This post was edited on 8/6/17 at 1:07 pm
Posted on 8/6/17 at 1:37 am to trom83
That picture of the blonde big girl in the pink.... There was a girl that came around with some girls we knew, gorgeous face and curvy as hell, she always flirted with me.... I let my mind wander, kinda talked myself into thinking that could be a lot of fun. One night after hanging out at a bar, I asked her to come home with me. We'd been out all night so I told her to go get in the bath tub and freshen up. At first it started off like this was going to be some great sex... I mean she was taking care of it and willing to please..by that time I was thinking, what have I been missing?? So, then I figured it was time to go to work on her, I told her to get up on her knees and put her head down on the pillow. I got behind her and grabbed on, and only for just a split second, those cheeks flapped open... an odor rushed straight up to my face like a mule kick, I sobered up like an intracardiac epinephrine injection into the right ventricle, and by the time that crack flapped back shut....in less than a blink of an eye... the night's festivities were OVER. Lesson learned.
Apparently, if human flesh forms a crevice deep enough, as in a huge butt crack, the bulbous nature of the two sides pressing together creates two large, opposing surfaces that will not allow air, light, and possibly water, like a regular size crack will.. ...It seems the flesh marinates in the sweat, body fluids, and whatever else is back there. In this case I think the combination of fluids that had been trapped there for days, maybe even weeks, and in the absence of light and air, ferments the various moisture and liquids trapped in this long, deep, and sealed crack. It then permeates the pores into the epidermis, on into the dermis, the hypodermis, and I'm thinking on into the connective tissue. Anyway, this odor CANNOT be washed out with soap and water, and it will NEVER happen to me again.
Apparently, if human flesh forms a crevice deep enough, as in a huge butt crack, the bulbous nature of the two sides pressing together creates two large, opposing surfaces that will not allow air, light, and possibly water, like a regular size crack will.. ...It seems the flesh marinates in the sweat, body fluids, and whatever else is back there. In this case I think the combination of fluids that had been trapped there for days, maybe even weeks, and in the absence of light and air, ferments the various moisture and liquids trapped in this long, deep, and sealed crack. It then permeates the pores into the epidermis, on into the dermis, the hypodermis, and I'm thinking on into the connective tissue. Anyway, this odor CANNOT be washed out with soap and water, and it will NEVER happen to me again.
Posted on 8/6/17 at 4:49 am to TurkeysAndBees
That paragraph was way to specific for me. I felt like I was there watching you.
Don't do that again.
Don't do that again.
Posted on 8/6/17 at 5:32 am to trom83
This theory is based on the old saying about women and which ones are best in bed.
"Second place tries harder"
"Second place tries harder"
Posted on 8/6/17 at 5:43 am to TheArrogantCorndog
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Got a lot of fatty lovers in here
A significant portion of the OT consists of fatty lovers. It's odd.
Posted on 8/6/17 at 5:48 am to trom83
Does the article mention that you will need to be on constant lookout for the BBC?
Posted on 8/6/17 at 7:35 am to trom83
Is this where we say 120-130 lbs is fat 
Posted on 8/6/17 at 7:45 am to trom83
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A Facebook friend posted this article
PS: Figuratively only, frick a fatty, as an animal species we're not supposed to be fat.
One of the axioms I've learned in life is you mostly* don't frick with nature.
*women shaving their pits is an exception
Posted on 8/6/17 at 7:49 am to soccerfüt
Define fat.
A whale? No way.
A few extra pounds? She can still be very attractive.
A whale? No way.
A few extra pounds? She can still be very attractive.
Posted on 8/6/17 at 7:50 am to jdeval1
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Maybe that explains this phenomenon. Go into any Walmart in the South past about 8pm and you'll see at least 2 interracial couples with a 200lb fat white woman with a loony tunes t-shirt and an ankle tat and a skinny black dude that weighs about 150 with a 3XL white t-shirt on.
Spot on. You sir are a master sociologist.
Posted on 8/6/17 at 7:53 am to trom83
Scarcity mentality
The real answer is scarcity mentality.
The real answer is scarcity mentality.
Posted on 8/6/17 at 7:54 am to Bestbank Tiger
quote:Agreed in full.
A few extra pounds? She can still be very atttractive.
Posted on 8/6/17 at 7:59 am to SamuelClemens
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Fat women are gross. And the majority of you guys let your women think it's ok to stay fat after birthing kids. SMH. I'd never put up with it. However, I myself am not fat so I can hold my woman to a higher standard
The amount of downvotes this got tells me too many people on the OT are fat and have fat wives
Posted on 8/6/17 at 8:14 am to rsbd
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IWHI
Posted on 8/6/17 at 8:26 am to DJ3K
But don't fall in love with it. It isn't going to get any better
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