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re: Would you punch your wife in the face for 1 Billion Dollars?
Posted on 1/19/26 at 10:00 pm to ultratiger89
Posted on 1/19/26 at 10:00 pm to ultratiger89
I don’t hit women either but if my wife found I passed up a billion dollars to punch her in the face she’d promptly kick my me in the nuts and I’d never hear the end of it.
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Posted on 1/19/26 at 10:03 pm to ultratiger89
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NO. I don’t hit women you fricktard. Apparently you do asswipe
I don’t either. For free.
But for $1 billion?
Bitch gonna learn.
Posted on 1/19/26 at 10:37 pm to LegendInMyMind
I asked the wife. She said, "Do you have to go full force?"
I'm 6'2" 220. She is 5'2" 120. I'd hurt her pretty bad.
I'm 6'2" 220. She is 5'2" 120. I'd hurt her pretty bad.
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:05 pm to ultratiger89
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NO. I don’t hit women you fricktard. Apparently you do asswipe
Settle down there, sweetheart.
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:06 pm to ActusHumanus
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I asked the wife. She said, "Do you have to go full force?"
I'm 6'2" 220. She is 5'2" 120. I'd hurt her pretty bad.
75%?
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:13 pm to LegendInMyMind
Yes and she would call me a pussy if I didn’t.
I wouldn’t want to. I’d be taking one for the team
I wouldn’t want to. I’d be taking one for the team
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:36 pm to Art_Vandelay
quote:I do
You fantasize about nfl teams fricking your wifes arse?
and I'm not even married
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:46 pm to LegendInMyMind
My wife would kill me in my sleep if I didn’t….
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:48 pm to Clark14
Hell yeah I’d pay a billion to punch her!
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:49 pm to LegendInMyMind
It depends. Would she finally shut up afterward?
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:51 pm to LegendInMyMind
For a billion dollars I’d let the Chicago Bears donkey punch me
Posted on 1/20/26 at 6:46 am to LegendInMyMind
I don't think I could afford a billion dollars, and I'm not sure whom to make the check out to, but I'm sure I could get a loan for 100k to pay to punch my wife.
Posted on 1/20/26 at 6:48 am to LegendInMyMind
Posted on 1/20/26 at 6:51 am to LegendInMyMind
In reality, it would be like 500 Million after she divorces you folks.....
Posted on 1/20/26 at 6:52 am to LegendInMyMind
Hell yah, rock em sock em
Posted on 1/20/26 at 6:59 am to LegendInMyMind
Honestly, I don't know if I could. But she might insist 
Posted on 1/20/26 at 7:03 am to LegendInMyMind
I'd punch her twice and my wife would thank me for it. Hell I'd wind up the punch like freakin' Popeye for 1 billion
Posted on 1/20/26 at 7:07 am to LegendInMyMind
It’s kind of a trick question.
I hope everyone who says yes trusts their wives.
I hope everyone who says yes trusts their wives.
Posted on 1/20/26 at 7:20 am to LegendInMyMind
I don’t think most people can fathom how much a billion dollars is or this wouldn’t be a question.
Posted on 1/20/26 at 7:48 am to SoFlaGuy
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I’d do it for a million.
I think this is the real answer. And any wife that was mad about aint worth having. It was for the greater good.
This post was edited on 1/20/26 at 7:48 am
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