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U.S. Track Runner Blames A Burrito For Testing Positive For Banned Substance

by Larry Leo

June 15, 202128 Comments

U.S. Track Runner Blames A Burrito For Testing Positive For Banned Substance

Not gonna lie, I've blamed many things on a burrito. US Track runner Shelby Houlihan got a 4-year suspension after testing positive for a banned substance. Yep. She blamed it on burrito...

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Filed Under: Summer Olympics

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Jake88•56 months

Attended the Bob Baffert School of bullshite.

idlewatcher•56 months

lol

Pacito•56 months

I have tested positive for explosive diarrhea after downing a few of their burritos

xGeauxLSUx•56 months

Who's burritos?

TigerCoon•56 months

Mexican UFC fighter Brandon Moreno tested positive for clenbuterol, and claimed it was from contaminated meat. USADA agreed, and cleared him.

D500MAG•56 months

Canelo Alvarez

carhartt•56 months

But guys that think they are girls are allowed to run in the same race???

Boudreaux Jones•56 months

This is the Olympics, not high school, so no.

dagrippa•56 months

it sounds so stupid that I believe her

Lynxrufus2012•56 months

She could identify as a Trans-burrito and get back in.

Marco Esquandolas•56 months

I’d give her a burrito...

xGeauxLSUx•56 months

You spelled Taquito wrong.

HalfCocked•56 months

this is like when those Clemson players tested posi for PED's. And claimed it was in their pre workout lmao.

tigergirl10•56 months

These articles read like an 8th grader wrote them.

LL7•56 months

Those burritos might give you some bad gas but I don’t know about making you test positive for bannned substances.

Boudreaux Jones•56 months

"Some research suggests consuming the meat of certain animals could lead to the presence of nandrolone in urine samples, according to the Handbook of Experimental Pharmacology" What did she order???

AUFanInSoCal•56 months

Let's put this anabolic steroid in one of the burritos. What's the worst that could happen?

conman•56 months

Watch the documentary “Icarus” on Netflix

Hangit•56 months

Ummm... I wasn't informed there was going to be homework.

Boudreaux Jones•56 months

Can relate. My wife banned me from the bedroom after a bad burrito once.

ForeverEllisHugh•56 months

So after reading the whole story, with the pig offal and all, I actually believe her.

Champagne•56 months

That must have been one bad burrito.

tketaco•56 months

That face looks like she's shitting the burrito.

LSU Patrick•56 months

Must have been one of those North Carolina A&T burritos.

sjmabry•56 months

Don’t be a hater by crapping on A&T.

LSU Patrick•56 months

Don’t be naive by thinking some eyebrows shouldn’t be raised.

RazzleDazzle•56 months

I don't get it?

LSUvet72•56 months

Taco Bel better check its meat before thousands of liberal educated , white AMERICAN females become aggressive start marching in BLM parades and cursing police... Oh wait, think that's already happening huh?

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