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re: So, LSU just married the stripper
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:33 pm to SoFla Tideroller
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:33 pm to SoFla Tideroller
eeeerrrrrrrrr, a good friend, married one (bartender actually, but had a few itches she occasionallyscratched), had 2 kids together, and was the best 10+ years on Earth. Wonderful parties, smoking hot body to see taking a shower every morning after bj or sex, fun fun fun. Worked and works out. Laid out basically naked most days by pool. Walked around house in skimpy undies and t shirt mostly. Hated clothes basically. Loved an occasional female participant in the bedroom.
Still great friends, and share an occasional cocktail (when physician hubby is out of town)
Great mom to kids..etc
So, if LSU just married the stripper, its gonna be a f'ing great 10 year run with plenty of parties. We'll get a TON of fine memories and stories to tell forever.
Still great friends, and share an occasional cocktail (when physician hubby is out of town)
Great mom to kids..etc
So, if LSU just married the stripper, its gonna be a f'ing great 10 year run with plenty of parties. We'll get a TON of fine memories and stories to tell forever.
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Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:34 pm to TheSearch
Hands down the best first response to any post I’ve seen any where in the world on any topic. Congratulations TheSearch. I am in awe of you.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:34 pm to SoFla Tideroller
I've seen this story playout on Marine bases plenty times. It rarely ends well, but my gawd is it fun while it lasts.
Buckle the F up, get your penicillin shots, and enjoy the ride.
Buckle the F up, get your penicillin shots, and enjoy the ride.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:34 pm to SoFla Tideroller
frick you gumper. Enjoy losing to Georgia and missing the playoff again.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:34 pm to SoFla Tideroller
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So, LSU just married the stripper
Fresh SECR talking points are out I see.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:35 pm to TheePalmetto
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Hell they’be been by far the better program since 2020.
I wonder why you started at that date? Probably because that was AFTER our multiple titles and the best team in the history of the sport.
Very convenient
This post was edited on 11/30/25 at 12:46 pm
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:36 pm to SoFla Tideroller
Oh wow the playoffs that’s so non impressive. Let us know when OM actually wins some hardware???
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:36 pm to SoFla Tideroller
I don't know why people think he can't or won't work at LSU. I wish I had the ability to look into the future like some of you.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:36 pm to SoFla Tideroller
SoFla for one quick game. The Bama offense, what offense? Bama is one and done. Don't waste your time, I know we're bad but on the way to getting better, but your guys are traveling in the opposite direction. Why else would a Gump be on this forum? Fear and jealousy, strong motivators.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:36 pm to Schmelly
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frickin cry more
The truth, which it is, doesn't make it any less awesome.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:39 pm to SoFla Tideroller
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We're going to the playoffs
Umm you truly think big game Deboer is going to beat UGA twice in one year??? That’s so cute. You’re not going anywhere
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:40 pm to SoFla Tideroller
Everyone should bang a stripper at least once
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:44 pm to JMMarine
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Buddy you should worry about your perpetual limp cocks before throwing any shade !!
I’ve been through 3 bad hires so yeah I would say I know when a situation is going to end poorly so
Posted on 11/30/25 at 1:03 pm to SoFla Tideroller
Same money as the frat boy. Don't change the truth to fit your narrative behind this concocted cesspool you've felt enlightened by creating.
And using the stripper analogy- He's more like the "Madame" who's been there/done that. She's found what it was in life she was looking for. She decided she's had enough of the fast life, and rode off into the sunset with the big fish she felt comfortable with. She knew he had everything she would ever need to help make her dreams come true, and be able to accommodate her in all of her future endeavors.
And using the stripper analogy- He's more like the "Madame" who's been there/done that. She's found what it was in life she was looking for. She decided she's had enough of the fast life, and rode off into the sunset with the big fish she felt comfortable with. She knew he had everything she would ever need to help make her dreams come true, and be able to accommodate her in all of her future endeavors.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 1:07 pm to SoFla Tideroller
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So, LSU just married the stripper
That is a hell of a well written post, and maybe correct! I’m going to enjoy this however it plays out!
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:37 pm to SoFla Tideroller
Man this thread
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:46 pm to SoFla Tideroller
Home boy there's a tornado coming that's gonna win us some championships, bang some coeds, probably snap and go on a coke bender at some point and it's aimed right at our trailer park and we cannot wait!
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:50 pm to SoFla Tideroller
It’s gonna end up with Bama watching the National Championship on TV, year after year.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:06 pm to ChatGPT of LA
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ChatGPT of LA
Thats sad that it didn't work out for her and your friend.
I (seriously) have a buddy that (in 2005/6ish got involved with a former stripper and (at the time) current bartender. I tried telling him that it likely wasn't a good idea but the sex was to much for him to handle.
I remember him coming in to work one morning and he was manic. I asked if he was ok...he said yes and before I could get out "OK", he asked for us to take a walk. Well he had gotten her pregnant.
During our walk he said that SHE said that she couldn't get pregnant....I asked 'couldn't as in not able to or couldn't because she wasn't in the best place in her life. The look explained it all.
I will always remember the first time I met her was at a bar (not hers) with him and she gave me a lap dance.....free of course and my friend was like 'see dude she's awesome'.
I remember as it was happening, all I was thinking was 'think of grandma getting hit with a baseball bat' which lead me to have the most confusing and awkward boners of all time.
I seriously think I could have banged her that night in the bathroom.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:15 pm to SoFla Tideroller
Funny....you think we are gonna read that shite
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