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Florida Man Arrested for Fornicating With a Vacuum
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:10 pm
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:10 pm
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“a male, partially clothed, in front of a residence, engaged in a sexual performance with a vacuum cleaner.”
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Police in central Florida were summoned to a private development in Kissimmee — right next to Orlando — on Thursday, January 22, to deal with a partially-clothed man who was allegedly exposing himself outside a neighbor’s home.
Police also were told the exposed man had “engaged in a sexual performance with a vacuum cleaner,” reads a statement on the arrest of Kevin Dale Westerhold, who is facing an exposure of sexual organs charge.
https://www.usmagazine.com/crime-news/news/florida-man-arrested-for-exposing-himself-and-fornicating-with-vacuum/
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The Osceola County Sheriff’s Office got the bizarre call about a man displaying his private parts and raced over to the Windsor Hills Resort development. But the 51-year-old suspect gave them the sleep, having already left the area.
However, the statement contends that “the victims [who] observed this behavior provided a statement” to detectives as well as “a cell phone recording” that allegedly showed “a male, partially clothed, in front of a residence, engaged in a sexual performance with a vacuum cleaner.”
Police did not provide further information on the alleged sexual performance.
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But of course, the story does not end there.
Police later learned that the Florida man and his wife live in a home within the private development and also operate an Airbnb out of a separate residence nearby, according to a statement from investigators.
Detectives started looking into the disturbing situation and discovered that a complaint had been made on January 21 “regarding a man that was walking in a shared hallway space, nude.”
Police later reviewed doorbell camera footage of the alleged incident and officers started to canvass the area, looking for the man from the video.
The police spoke with other residents in the development, who “provided statements of similar behavior by the suspect” being nude or partially clothed near other houses, the statement explained.
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Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:11 pm to Shexter
Sucks to suck
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:12 pm to Shexter
Its only illegal if you move the switch from suck to blow
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:12 pm to Shexter
Thought this was America
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:13 pm to Shexter
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:13 pm to Shexter
Sorry for vacuuming.
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:13 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
Damnit Jeb Busch Lite 
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:14 pm to Centinel
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Sorry for vacuuming.
lived his whole life in a vacuum
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:14 pm to Shexter
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:16 pm to Shexter
Man, dude should be careful, that's how you die, son.
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:18 pm to Shexter
Performance
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:18 pm to Shexter
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Florida
Well of course it is.
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:19 pm to Shexter
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:19 pm to Shexter
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:20 pm to Shexter
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:20 pm to Shexter
He looks proud of his decision
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:20 pm to coolpapaboze
People keep getting ninja'ed in this thread.
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:21 pm to Shexter
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Man operates an Airbnb out of a separate residence nearby
The one with dirty carpet and floors?
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:21 pm to Shexter
I think there are male sex toys that you can control from your phone not.. He might want to look into one and enjoy it in private.
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