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What would you tell the dying man?
Posted on 2/16/26 at 7:06 pm
Posted on 2/16/26 at 7:06 pm
You walk outside and you see a man on the side of the road with only 60 seconds left to live, and he asks you “What must I do to make sure that I go to Heaven?”
What do you tell him?
What do you tell him?
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Posted on 2/16/26 at 7:07 pm to Mike da Tigah
quote:
“What must I do to make sure that I go to Heaven?”
If he knows the word Heaven, he already knows the answer.
Posted on 2/16/26 at 7:08 pm to Mike da Tigah
Why does he only have 60 seconds was he shot?
In that case I wouldn't stop
In that case I wouldn't stop
Posted on 2/16/26 at 7:08 pm to StringedInstruments
quote:
If he knows the word Heaven, he already knows the answer.
Get baptized?
Posted on 2/16/26 at 7:09 pm to Mike da Tigah
Dwight Yoakam wrote a song about this.
Posted on 2/16/26 at 7:11 pm to Mike da Tigah
Pull out your credit card and log on to JoelOsteen.com?
Posted on 2/16/26 at 7:12 pm to Mike da Tigah
Quit procrastinating.
Posted on 2/16/26 at 7:12 pm to Mike da Tigah
I'd just sing "Dixie".
Posted on 2/16/26 at 7:12 pm to Mike da Tigah
You tell him hes going. None of us know the true answer so why not do your best to give the man as much peace as possible in his last moments. He'll find out if heaven/hell is real before we do.
Posted on 2/16/26 at 7:12 pm to Traffic Circle
quote:
Pull out your credit card and log on to JoelOsteen.com?
No, pretend you really care.
Posted on 2/16/26 at 7:14 pm to lsufanva
quote:
He'll find out if heaven/hell is real before we do.
Technically, if they aren't, none of us will ever find out.
Posted on 2/16/26 at 7:14 pm to Mike da Tigah
Accept Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior and repent
Posted on 2/16/26 at 7:15 pm to Mike da Tigah
quote:
What must I do to make sure that I go to Heaven?”
Give me your bank and retirement account information.
Posted on 2/16/26 at 7:15 pm to Mike da Tigah
quote:you could Baptize him since it’s an emergency - but you should probably ask if he’s already baptized
Get baptized?
Then again, the Good Thief was not Baptized (that we know of ) and Jesus said he’d be in paradise
So, I’d just sit with him and ask him who I need to contact and if he knows Hillary Clinton bc why are you mysteriously dying on the side of the road.
Posted on 2/16/26 at 7:16 pm to Mike da Tigah
"Do you have any pic's of your future widow? Asking for a friend!"
Posted on 2/16/26 at 7:17 pm to Mike da Tigah
quote:
“What must I do to make sure that I go to Heaven?”
Give me tree fiddy.
Posted on 2/16/26 at 7:20 pm to Mike da Tigah
Tell him if he believes Christ died for our sins, he was crucified, died went to hell, ascended into Heaven and sits at the right hand of God, or Father, he repents for his sins, and He will have eternal life.
Posted on 2/16/26 at 7:21 pm to Mike da Tigah
There isn't one.
Posted on 2/16/26 at 7:23 pm to forkedintheroad
quote:Pascal’s wager
Technically, if they aren't, none of us will ever find out.
Posted on 2/16/26 at 7:25 pm to GreenRockTiger
But if God is GOD ,, he knows whether your faith is sincere
he is a vengeful God
he is a vengeful God
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