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I hurt my back getting off the toilet.

Posted on 7/5/21 at 9:53 pm
Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek, Ca
Member since Jul 2020
5542 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 9:53 pm
Just standing up, I felt a mild sharp pain in the lower back, and then my back was sore for a couple days. I got over it pretty quickly and didn't really change my routine, just laid off heavy lifting.

What's the diagnosis? I'm in good shape right now so it's not fatness.

Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
289359 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 9:54 pm to
Pulled muscle
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11010 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 9:54 pm to
You got the gay
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
15986 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 9:55 pm to
Call a plumber.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
72696 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 9:55 pm to
You don't have to start worrying until you injure yourself sleeping.
Posted by TrimTab
North County Coastal San Diego
Member since Mar 2019
8053 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 9:55 pm to
L5-S1. Slipped dick. You’re gonna need a dickectomy.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49032 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 9:56 pm to
quote:

What's the diagnosis?

Definitely Aids of the Plumber's Crack.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
43562 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 9:58 pm to
When them balls get wet you gotta be careful lifting them back up.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35608 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 9:58 pm to
Sounds like fecal matter clinging to the lumbar spine. Gravity pulled it out thru your colon.

Enjoy the colostomy bag.
Carry Lysol.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
17160 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 9:58 pm to
Sounds like the Rona to me. Thoughts and prayers.
Posted by ezride25
Constitutional Republic
Member since Nov 2008
26344 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 9:58 pm to
Subtle pride month brag?
Posted by ADAM COLE
Panama City bay bay
Member since Jul 2021
70 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 10:00 pm to
Could have been worse could have had your neighbors cobra bite your nuts
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7925 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 10:00 pm to
Wouldn’t have happened if you used a squatty potty.
Posted by SUB
Silver Tier TD Premium
Member since Jan 2009
24974 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 10:01 pm to
AIDS.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148819 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 10:02 pm to
quote:

What's the diagnosis?
fibromyalga
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29070 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 10:03 pm to
quote:

L5-S1. Slipped dick. You’re gonna need a dickectomy.
Gotta hate it when you take a shite so hard you end up an involuntary trans
Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek, Ca
Member since Jul 2020
5542 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 10:06 pm to
quote:

L5-S1. Slipped dick. You’re gonna need a dickectomy.


None of these symptoms really apply.


quote:

Symptoms of a slipped dick include:

pain and numbness, most commonly on your dick
pain that extends to your dick
pain that worsens at night or with certain movements
pain that worsens after standing or sitting
pain when walking short distances
unexplained dick weakness
tingling, aching, or burning sensations in the affected area


I think Lester's diagnosis is more likely
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29070 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 10:08 pm to
quote:

unexplained dick weakness
Don't know why but this got me
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 10:21 pm to
I think that's the first sign of being old af
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
23004 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 10:25 pm to
Muscle strain. Doing some physical therapy exercises will help prevent future incidents.
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