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I hurt my back getting off the toilet.
Posted on 7/5/21 at 9:53 pm
Posted on 7/5/21 at 9:53 pm
Just standing up, I felt a mild sharp pain in the lower back, and then my back was sore for a couple days. I got over it pretty quickly and didn't really change my routine, just laid off heavy lifting.
What's the diagnosis? I'm in good shape right now so it's not fatness.
What's the diagnosis? I'm in good shape right now so it's not fatness.
Posted on 7/5/21 at 9:55 pm to James11111
You don't have to start worrying until you injure yourself sleeping.
Posted on 7/5/21 at 9:55 pm to James11111
L5-S1. Slipped dick. You’re gonna need a dickectomy.
Posted on 7/5/21 at 9:56 pm to James11111
quote:
What's the diagnosis?
Definitely Aids of the Plumber's Crack.
Posted on 7/5/21 at 9:58 pm to James11111
When them balls get wet you gotta be careful lifting them back up.
Posted on 7/5/21 at 9:58 pm to James11111
Sounds like fecal matter clinging to the lumbar spine. Gravity pulled it out thru your colon.
Enjoy the colostomy bag.
Carry Lysol.
Enjoy the colostomy bag.
Carry Lysol.
Posted on 7/5/21 at 9:58 pm to James11111
Sounds like the Rona to me. Thoughts and prayers.
Posted on 7/5/21 at 10:00 pm to James11111
Could have been worse could have had your neighbors cobra bite your nuts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 10:00 pm to James11111
Wouldn’t have happened if you used a squatty potty.
Posted on 7/5/21 at 10:02 pm to James11111
quote:fibromyalga
What's the diagnosis?
Posted on 7/5/21 at 10:03 pm to TrimTab
quote:Gotta hate it when you take a shite so hard you end up an involuntary trans
L5-S1. Slipped dick. You’re gonna need a dickectomy.
Posted on 7/5/21 at 10:06 pm to TrimTab
quote:
L5-S1. Slipped dick. You’re gonna need a dickectomy.
None of these symptoms really apply.
quote:
Symptoms of a slipped dick include:
pain and numbness, most commonly on your dick
pain that extends to your dick
pain that worsens at night or with certain movements
pain that worsens after standing or sitting
pain when walking short distances
unexplained dick weakness
tingling, aching, or burning sensations in the affected area
I think Lester's diagnosis is more likely
Posted on 7/5/21 at 10:08 pm to James11111
quote:Don't know why but this got me
unexplained dick weakness
Posted on 7/5/21 at 10:21 pm to James11111
I think that's the first sign of being old af
Posted on 7/5/21 at 10:25 pm to James11111
Muscle strain. Doing some physical therapy exercises will help prevent future incidents.
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