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Posted on 5/27/21 at 4:54 pm to TheeRealCarolina
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Because women can’t handle the truth about who they are.
That’s not true, I’m a freak and I know it. But you won’t ever - and that’s fine by me
Posted on 5/27/21 at 4:56 pm to OMLandshark
INTJ-A Architect
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It can be lonely at the top. As one of the rarest personality types – and one of the most capable – Architects (INTJs) know this all too well. Rational and quick-witted, Architects may struggle to find people who can keep up with their nonstop analysis of everything around them.
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These personalities can be both the boldest of dreamers and the bitterest of pessimists. Architects believe that, through willpower and intelligence, they can achieve even the most challenging of goals. But they may be cynical about human nature more generally, assuming that most people are lazy, unimaginative, or simply doomed to mediocrity.
Architects derive much of their self-esteem from their knowledge and mental acuity. In school, people with this personality type may have been called “bookworms” or “nerds.” But rather than taking these labels as insults, many Architects embrace them. They are confident in their ability to teach themselves about – and master – any topic that interests them, whether that’s coding or capoeira or classical music.
Posted on 5/27/21 at 5:00 pm to OMLandshark
Criminal
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Rules? Hah! Who needs rules? They merely prevent you from doing your own thing, right? Down with the MAN! Wow. I wasn’t aware that you had access to OKCupid! in prison. And if you’re not behind bars, all signs say you’re well on your way there in the near future.
You love taking risks. You love the adrenaline rush of extreme sports. You love taking action. Generally, anything that’s idiotic, you’re in. Wanna light yourself on fire and dive from a 500 metre high cliff into shark-infested waters? I’ll write your name down.
However, you do need a lot of alone time because that’s when you can finally sort things out in your mind most clearly. If it wasn’t for your analytical and logical skills, I’d vouch that you didn’t have a brain at all. The fact that you do have a brain merely means that the likelihood of you being a criminal has just gone up.
Thankfully, you’re most probably a good athlete, which will help when running away from the police. If not, prison doesn’t seem too far away from you at all. Just please… stay far away from me.
This post was edited on 5/27/21 at 5:11 pm
Posted on 5/27/21 at 5:01 pm to OMLandshark
I got "Virtuoso" but that's not on your list.
Posted on 5/27/21 at 5:03 pm to OMLandshark
ENTP-A
Why? Because I hold everyone to my standards of work and intelligence.
Whiney bitch.
Why? Because I hold everyone to my standards of work and intelligence.
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In what ways are ENTPs assertive? Assertiveness involves having a “strong personality,” being active / proactive, and avidly pursuing one’s interests or ambitions; some have described it in terms of being a “go-getter.” On an interpersonal level, assertiveness entails having the courage and confidence to express one’s views and to take the lead when necessary.
With this in mind, we would expect the ENTP-A type to not only be interpersonally assertive, but also to be generally proactive and intrepid. Thus, this type is particularly likely to assume leadership roles, be it as an entrepreneur, journalist, politician, college professor, etc.
The ENTP-A does not shy away from taking risks or tackling new challenges, but actually thrives on doing so. While other types may buckle in stressful situations, those of this type are confident that their nimble minds can help them navigate whatever new challenges come their way. Indeed, some will intentionally take risks in hopes of bringing more intensity or excitement to their lives.
Whiney bitch.
This post was edited on 5/27/21 at 5:21 pm
Posted on 5/27/21 at 5:04 pm to OMLandshark
ENTJ-T
The Brutally Honest Personality Test: ENTJ - “Dictator”
Written by UltimateMaster
Have you no soul? It’s clear you have no heart and that your blood runs cold, but really, do you have even one redeeming factor? Sure. You’re a natural born leader. So was Hitler. You just don’t like people, do you?
You don’t play games. You take charge. And there’s very little room for mistakes in your world. You’re forceful, intimidating and overbearing.
Heard of the word “patience?” Trust me, it’s a word and it’s something you’re sorely lacking. Believe it or not, you’re not always right. Learn to have some patience for those who think differently from you, knobflap.
From the way people’s knees knock when they see you, you should have realised by now that you’re not exactly a “people-person.” You’re more of a “people-eater.” You just ain’t tuned into people’s feelings and probably couldn’t care less whether you were anyway. Maybe you’re not from this planet but the rest of us are.
Sure, you’re intelligent. So what? You have some semblance of power. Big deal.
At least people LIKE the rest of us.
The Brutally Honest Personality Test: ENTJ - “Dictator”
Written by UltimateMaster
Have you no soul? It’s clear you have no heart and that your blood runs cold, but really, do you have even one redeeming factor? Sure. You’re a natural born leader. So was Hitler. You just don’t like people, do you?
You don’t play games. You take charge. And there’s very little room for mistakes in your world. You’re forceful, intimidating and overbearing.
Heard of the word “patience?” Trust me, it’s a word and it’s something you’re sorely lacking. Believe it or not, you’re not always right. Learn to have some patience for those who think differently from you, knobflap.
From the way people’s knees knock when they see you, you should have realised by now that you’re not exactly a “people-person.” You’re more of a “people-eater.” You just ain’t tuned into people’s feelings and probably couldn’t care less whether you were anyway. Maybe you’re not from this planet but the rest of us are.
Sure, you’re intelligent. So what? You have some semblance of power. Big deal.
At least people LIKE the rest of us.
Posted on 5/27/21 at 5:05 pm to OMLandshark
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Commander (ENTJ)
It’s all about action with you, isn’t it? You’re outgoing and right to the point. Fast moving, fast talking and often fast spending. Your motto is “Just DO it.” Wow. You move faster than the Flash on a treadmill. (Yes. I could have thought up something cleverer than that. But honestly, you’re just not worth my time.)
To carry on the superhero theme, you’re comparable to the Hulk. Except you’re uglier. And you’re slightly more intimidating. People flinch when you’re around for fear you might exert your dominance and order them to do 50 press-ups.
Perhaps if you calmed down a little, people wouldn’t be so scared of you. Of course, something would have to be done about your face. Is plastic surgery an option?
This insatiable appetite for action means that you’re not exactly into long term commitments. You get bored incredibly quickly and tend to jump in and out of relationships like the Energiser Bunny.
Eventually you’re going to run out of people to bounce to, and you will end up a very lonely and hated individual.
Reading the results from the test site, I’d say that’s pretty close to my personality.
This post was edited on 5/27/21 at 5:12 pm
Posted on 5/27/21 at 5:15 pm to OMLandshark
ISTJA
Logistician
One word. Boring. Sums you up to a tee. You’re responsible, trustworthy, serious and down to earth. Boring. Boring. Boring. You play by the rules. You follow tradition. You encourage structure.
You insist that EVERYBODY do EVERYTHING by the book. Seriously, is there even an ounce of imagination in that little brain of yours? I mean, what’s the point of imagination, right? It has no practical value…
As far as you’re concerned, abstract theories can go screw themselves. You just want the facts, all the facts and nothing but the facts.
Oh. And you’re a perfectionist. About everything. You know that the previous sentence was gramattically incorrect and that “gramattically” was spelled wrong. Your financial records are correct to 25 decimal places and your bedroom is in pristine condition. In fact, you even don’t sleep on your bed anymore for fear that you might crease the sheets.
Thankfully, you don’t have anyone else to share the bed with, because you’re uncomfortable expressing affection and emotion to others. Too bad.

Logistician
One word. Boring. Sums you up to a tee. You’re responsible, trustworthy, serious and down to earth. Boring. Boring. Boring. You play by the rules. You follow tradition. You encourage structure.
You insist that EVERYBODY do EVERYTHING by the book. Seriously, is there even an ounce of imagination in that little brain of yours? I mean, what’s the point of imagination, right? It has no practical value…
As far as you’re concerned, abstract theories can go screw themselves. You just want the facts, all the facts and nothing but the facts.
Oh. And you’re a perfectionist. About everything. You know that the previous sentence was gramattically incorrect and that “gramattically” was spelled wrong. Your financial records are correct to 25 decimal places and your bedroom is in pristine condition. In fact, you even don’t sleep on your bed anymore for fear that you might crease the sheets.
Thankfully, you don’t have anyone else to share the bed with, because you’re uncomfortable expressing affection and emotion to others. Too bad.
This post was edited on 5/27/21 at 5:27 pm
Posted on 5/27/21 at 5:21 pm to Abstract Queso Dip
ESTP-T
Commander
It’s all about action with you, isn’t it? You’re outgoing and right to the point. Fast moving, fast talking and often fast spending. Your motto is “Just DO it.” Wow. You move faster than the Flash on a treadmill. (Yes. I could have thought up something cleverer than that. But honestly, you’re just not worth my time.)
To carry on the superhero theme, you’re comparable to the Hulk. Except you’re uglier. And you’re slightly more intimidating. People flinch when you’re around for fear you might exert your dominance and order them to do 50 press-ups.
Perhaps if you calmed down a little, people wouldn’t be so scared of you. Of course, something would have to be done about your face. Is plastic surgery an option?
This insatiable appetite for action means that you’re not exactly into long term commitments. You get bored incredibly quickly and tend to jump in and out of relationships like the Energiser Bunny.
Eventually you’re going to run out of people to bounce to, and you will end up a very lonely and hated individual.
Commander
It’s all about action with you, isn’t it? You’re outgoing and right to the point. Fast moving, fast talking and often fast spending. Your motto is “Just DO it.” Wow. You move faster than the Flash on a treadmill. (Yes. I could have thought up something cleverer than that. But honestly, you’re just not worth my time.)
To carry on the superhero theme, you’re comparable to the Hulk. Except you’re uglier. And you’re slightly more intimidating. People flinch when you’re around for fear you might exert your dominance and order them to do 50 press-ups.
Perhaps if you calmed down a little, people wouldn’t be so scared of you. Of course, something would have to be done about your face. Is plastic surgery an option?
This insatiable appetite for action means that you’re not exactly into long term commitments. You get bored incredibly quickly and tend to jump in and out of relationships like the Energiser Bunny.
Eventually you’re going to run out of people to bounce to, and you will end up a very lonely and hated individual.
This post was edited on 5/27/21 at 5:25 pm
Posted on 5/27/21 at 5:26 pm to OMLandshark
Advocate
Personality
INFJ-A / INFJ-T
Personality
INFJ-A / INFJ-T
Posted on 5/27/21 at 5:33 pm to Tyga Woods
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ISTJA
Logistician
One word. Boring. Sums you up to a tee. You’re responsible, trustworthy, serious and down to earth. Boring. Boring. Boring. You play by the rules. You follow tradition. You encourage structure.
You insist that EVERYBODY do EVERYTHING by the book. Seriously, is there even an ounce of imagination in that little brain of yours? I mean, what’s the point of imagination, right? It has no practical value…
As far as you’re concerned, abstract theories can go screw themselves. You just want the facts, all the facts and nothing but the facts.
Oh. And you’re a perfectionist. About everything. You know that the previous sentence was gramattically incorrect and that “gramattically” was spelled wrong. Your financial records are correct to 25 decimal places and your bedroom is in pristine condition. In fact, you even don’t sleep on your bed anymore for fear that you might crease the sheets.
Thankfully, you don’t have anyone else to share the bed with, because you’re uncomfortable expressing affection and emotion to others. Too bad.
Some of y’all need to read the actual OP. You’re not getting strangely positive tests compared to the rest of us.
Posted on 5/27/21 at 5:34 pm to OMLandshark
I've taken the Myers-Briggs test a few times, I always come out INTJ.
Posted on 5/27/21 at 5:34 pm to GreenRockTiger
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Freak
I’m a freak, you a freak, let’s freak
Posted on 5/27/21 at 5:37 pm to OMLandshark
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You’re not getting strangely positive tests compared to the rest of us.
I embrace being a crackpot.
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