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re: Did you ever find your dad’s porn stash?
Posted on 12/10/21 at 8:47 am to Eli Goldfinger
Posted on 12/10/21 at 8:47 am to Eli Goldfinger
Had the ultimate porn stash when I was around 11 or 12 years old, but it wasn’t my dad’s. This was in the ‘70s and our school did a “paper drive” (recycling) every year. My dad told us our neighbor had a big box of old Playboy magazines and had told our dad we could have them for the paper drive. It started off jokingly, so of course we started pestering my dad with, “Can we have them?!?!”
He told us if we were brave enough to go ask for them, we could have them. So along with my brother who was a year older, and two brothers who were our best friends (13-14), we went and knocked on the neighbor’s door. “My dad said you had some old magazines or something for our our paper drive....” Neighbor asked, “Are you sure he said it’s okay?” We ended up filling up and old toy box in the shed with stacks of Playboys. That night the 4 of us camped out in our little tent in the back yard (many tents were pitched that night) and looked at them with flashlights (not fleshlights). I hadn’t discovered wanking it yet, but still a fun night.
My mom got pissed when I hung up the Miss March centerfold in my room (my birthday was in March) and made me take it down. Patti McGuire was the highlight of my youth. We ran our mouths too much around the neighborhood and some older kids hopped the fence one night and stole them all (aside from a few they dropped on the run). Good times.
He told us if we were brave enough to go ask for them, we could have them. So along with my brother who was a year older, and two brothers who were our best friends (13-14), we went and knocked on the neighbor’s door. “My dad said you had some old magazines or something for our our paper drive....” Neighbor asked, “Are you sure he said it’s okay?” We ended up filling up and old toy box in the shed with stacks of Playboys. That night the 4 of us camped out in our little tent in the back yard (many tents were pitched that night) and looked at them with flashlights (not fleshlights). I hadn’t discovered wanking it yet, but still a fun night.
My mom got pissed when I hung up the Miss March centerfold in my room (my birthday was in March) and made me take it down. Patti McGuire was the highlight of my youth. We ran our mouths too much around the neighborhood and some older kids hopped the fence one night and stole them all (aside from a few they dropped on the run). Good times.
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Posted on 12/10/21 at 8:50 am to Eli Goldfinger
I was waiting for someone to say they found their moms toys I didn’t want to be the only one lol
Posted on 12/10/21 at 8:53 am to Eli Goldfinger
No, but the next best thing....best friend found his dad's. It was about 1984ish. Dude had every issue of playboy dating back to the 60's.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 8:54 am to Eli Goldfinger
Yep he kept his playboys in the cabinet next to the shitter
Posted on 12/10/21 at 8:54 am to TigrrrDad
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Patti McGuire was the highlight of my youth
BRB. Got some googling to do.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 8:58 am to Oates Mustache
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found his Puerto Rican snuff videos. Surprisingly, the guys lived
I’m pretty sure that the PR’s in the whacked thread from last night didn’t. Scary shite.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 9:00 am to Eli Goldfinger
Yeah my dad had a bunch of magazines and a couple VHS tapes.
But my friend who lived across the street found his dad's stash of porn on old film strips. We spent a lot of time trying to figure out how to set up that damn reel to reel projector to watch the things
. I finally gave up because it was summertime and the parents could be home any minute. Later on he told me he figured it out and we saw sooooo much bush that summer. His dad had over 50 film reel porns
But my friend who lived across the street found his dad's stash of porn on old film strips. We spent a lot of time trying to figure out how to set up that damn reel to reel projector to watch the things
. I finally gave up because it was summertime and the parents could be home any minute. Later on he told me he figured it out and we saw sooooo much bush that summer. His dad had over 50 film reel porns Posted on 12/10/21 at 9:05 am to IAmNERD
yep. playboys in a cabinet in his bathroom at work. not sure how old i was.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 9:12 am to PhilipMarlowe
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Nope, but my mom found mine one time.
That’s a terrible coming out story, Aggie. I hope things have since gotten better.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 9:35 am to Eli Goldfinger
No but my dad sure did find mine. Most awkward Conversation of my life
Dad - Hey what is this all about
Me- T&A
Dad- I mean this is some Fugged up shite...
Me-
Dad - Hey what is this all about
Me- T&A
Dad- I mean this is some Fugged up shite...
Me-
Posted on 12/10/21 at 9:51 am to Eli Goldfinger
There was some creepy old single guy who lived in my neighborhood. At some point a neighborhood kid figured out he had every dirty magazine ever printed in his garage. The garage had a doggy door so we would wait for him to go to work and sneak in through the doggy door. We kept it a close secret for a little while but eventually the news spread. Soon every kid within a 3 mile radius was going to this dude's garage. Eventually a neighbor called the police because 100 kids of all ages were crawling in and out of this dude's garage doggy door all day.
The stash was removed and the doggy door was sealed up and that ended the dream. But for a few miraculous weeks in that amazing summer we lived like kings!
Posted on 12/10/21 at 9:52 am to Eli Goldfinger
Found a russian porn VHS in my dad's sock drawer. When they were at work, I popped it in. so much bush. told my mom i found it, and she blamed it on my dad's friend lol
Posted on 12/10/21 at 10:02 am to Eli Goldfinger
My father didn’t have one, he had a mistress. Or maybe a few. He took me to eat with her a few times.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 10:02 am to PhilipMarlowe
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Nope, but my mom found mine one time.
I’ll never forget that feeling of coming home after school one day in the 8th grade, Excited to get a snack and watch some tv, but when I walked into the kitchen I saw my porn vhs tape sitting on the kitchen table. My heart sank, because I knew shite was about to get real.
Back in the mid-80s one of my brothers friends had a massive VHS porn collection. And it was all by his parents blessing. They were obsessed with him not getting hooked on drugs. So they figured if he was in his room rubbing one out to “Taboo II” or “In The Pink with Ginger Lynn” he wouldn’t have time to go out with his friends and smoke the Devil’s Lettuce.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 10:19 am to 9Fiddy
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I discovered a closet within a closet with a deadbolt on it.
HA! Mine had the same thing! A little wooden closet type thing with a small lock on it
Posted on 12/10/21 at 11:09 am to Eli Goldfinger
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My dad had some super ancient b&w stuff that was more like Vaudeville than porn. However, my buddy’s dad had that Swank. Another of my neighborhood friends had a dad who was the leader of a VERY prominent gospel group. Their bus was full of nudie mags.
My dad found mine.
I was on my way offshore out of Cameron and flipped my truck in Johnson’s Bayou around 4:00 am. Ended up getting a ride to the hospital and asked my dad to stop by the wreck and grab my yellow offshore Shell Bullwinkle bag.
Some sorry frick took evything bag included but left my porn mags on the side of the road. My dad actually asked me if the reason I wrecked was because I was jerking off
Posted on 12/10/21 at 11:20 am to tigergirl10
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Why would any married person have this or vibrators? I’m a woman and have never owned or used anything but a real penis. I don’t understand anything otherwise.
Still going and no, you are not a woman.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 11:21 am to DemonKA3268
Real women know penises don't vibrate and act accordingly
Posted on 12/10/21 at 11:24 am to Eli Goldfinger
Yeah, didn’t take much effort on my part.
Dad would do favors for people and duplicate a lot of material on various media then would keep copies for himself just because he could.
Neighbor across the street was in a club where everyone bought VHS pornos as a pool to where everyone picked what they wanted to buy and everyone got a copy of everything. Dad ended up with copies of everything thanks to making the copies for him.
Debbie Does Dallas for the win, along with some more obscure titles.
Dad would do favors for people and duplicate a lot of material on various media then would keep copies for himself just because he could.
Neighbor across the street was in a club where everyone bought VHS pornos as a pool to where everyone picked what they wanted to buy and everyone got a copy of everything. Dad ended up with copies of everything thanks to making the copies for him.
Debbie Does Dallas for the win, along with some more obscure titles.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 11:33 am to Eli Goldfinger
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Another of my neighborhood friends had a dad who was the leader of a VERY prominent gospel group. Their bus was full of nudie mags.
Well....who was the gospel group?
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