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re: Lets Discuss the Orange Peel Theory
Posted on 1/19/24 at 6:11 pm to pioneerbasketball
Posted on 1/19/24 at 6:11 pm to pioneerbasketball
This will be a great conversation for the girls at work while they sip from their Stanley cups
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Posted on 1/19/24 at 6:18 pm to Chucktown_Badger
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A keeper eats an orange like an apple with the peel on.
Posted on 1/19/24 at 6:41 pm to pioneerbasketball
I’m guessing this works only one way and not if a man asks a woman to peel one for him.
I always liked the door lock test in A Bronx Tale
I always liked the door lock test in A Bronx Tale
Posted on 1/19/24 at 6:43 pm to pioneerbasketball
It reminds me of that old song “peel me a grape”
Posted on 1/19/24 at 6:54 pm to pioneerbasketball
What about boiled shrimp?
Posted on 1/19/24 at 6:55 pm to pioneerbasketball
It is 2024, they can peel their own damn oranges. Equality and all.
Posted on 1/19/24 at 7:05 pm to pioneerbasketball
Women have lost their GD minds.
Posted on 1/19/24 at 7:15 pm to pioneerbasketball
Isn't this just a reworking of the "will she unlock the car door for you" test from A Bronx Tale?
Posted on 1/19/24 at 7:35 pm to GumboPot
I peel satsumas. I cut oranges so I can make myself little orange peel smiles.
Posted on 1/19/24 at 7:40 pm to el Gaucho
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Women don’t eat fruit unless it’s in some plastic container that costs $12
They gotta get their daily intake of nanoplastics to shrink their gooches until they make shitcunts.
Posted on 1/19/24 at 7:46 pm to pioneerbasketball
Better: if he peels the orange, lights the end of the peel until it smokes, drops it in a low ball filled with ice and a nice tequila then hands the glass to me=Prince Charming.
Posted on 1/19/24 at 7:50 pm to el Gaucho
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Women don’t eat fruit unless it’s in some plastic container that costs $12
Posted on 1/19/24 at 7:59 pm to pioneerbasketball
Most guys probably don't have the fingernails to peel an orange. Sounds like a good way to land yourself a closeted gay dude (or a classical guitarist - same, same).
Posted on 1/19/24 at 8:17 pm to pioneerbasketball
I thought we were taking about wet sanding buffing car paint
Posted on 1/19/24 at 8:20 pm to pioneerbasketball
Citrus is going to destroy some perfectly good relationships. Men can't read your mind. In part because you are always changing it.
Posted on 1/19/24 at 8:35 pm to pioneerbasketball
Cali and Florida scam to sell more oranges.
Posted on 1/19/24 at 8:37 pm to pioneerbasketball
Like the men only think about the Romans thing it’s just more proof the communists have won
Posted on 1/19/24 at 8:46 pm to Saint Alfonzo
"Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her."
"Just like that?"
"Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast."
"Just like that?"
"Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast."
Posted on 1/19/24 at 8:46 pm to pioneerbasketball
My husband would have probably peeled an orange for me if I asked him to, and I would have peeled one for him if he had asked.
However, this is STUPID. “Testing” someone with random bullshite is sure fire way to cause problems. If someone tried some BS test on me, and I passed it because I am a nice person…then they Informed me it was a "test", and I passed…I would be furious!
However, this is STUPID. “Testing” someone with random bullshite is sure fire way to cause problems. If someone tried some BS test on me, and I passed it because I am a nice person…then they Informed me it was a "test", and I passed…I would be furious!
Posted on 1/19/24 at 9:10 pm to tiggerthetooth
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Another dumb trend that only causes further disturbances with young impressionable girls.
You might be the impressionable one.
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