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re: Let’s hear your favorite dad jokes
Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:39 pm to HogPharmer
Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:39 pm to HogPharmer
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Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:41 pm to HogPharmer
Why can’t bama couples do reverse cowgirl?
You don’t turn your back on family.
You don’t turn your back on family.
Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:46 pm to HogPharmer
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
To get to the bottom.
Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:50 pm to HogPharmer
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyyyyyyyy (in gay vocie)
Hayyyyyyyyyyy (in gay vocie)
This post was edited on 1/14/26 at 5:53 am
Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:52 pm to HogPharmer
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack
Because it got stuck in a crack
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:00 pm to HogPharmer
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what they were laced with but I've been tripping all day.
I don't know what they were laced with but I've been tripping all day.
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:03 pm to HogPharmer
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Eleph I know?
Eleph I know?
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:03 pm to Stevo
quote:
Q: what's a dentist's favorite time of day?
A: tooth hurty.
You got it wrong. The joke is "When's the best time to go to the dentist"
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:12 pm to HogPharmer
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad
Toad
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:13 pm to HogPharmer
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta
An impasta
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:14 pm to HogPharmer
Never buy anything made from Velcro.
It's a total rip-off.
It's a total rip-off.
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:16 pm to HogPharmer
Why do bulldogs have flat noses?
From chasing parked cars….
From chasing parked cars….
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:17 pm to PillageUrVillage
A lesbian vampire is going down on her girlfriend. After she is done she says "same time next month?".
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:17 pm to HogPharmer
quote:Why do Alabama fans confuse Halloween with Valentines Day?
What do Alabama fans do on Halloween?
They know there’s pumpkin involved with both days.
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:19 pm to Disco Ball
quote:
Never buy anything made from Velcro.
It's a total rip-off.
I am not sure if this is considered racist. A black person actually told me this joke in high school.
How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
Put Velcro on the ceiling.
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:19 pm to HogPharmer
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.
No eye deer.
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:20 pm to Lonnie Utah
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs??
Still no eye deer.
Still no eye deer.
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:20 pm to HogPharmer
Of all the dead animals you seen on the side the road you ever see a crow?
-hm, nope I haven’t-
That’s because they always looking out for each other.
Proceed to act like a crow on a power line and start yelling “cawwwwwwr. Cawwwwwwwr whenever a car passes.
I’ll see myself out
-hm, nope I haven’t-
That’s because they always looking out for each other.
Proceed to act like a crow on a power line and start yelling “cawwwwwwr. Cawwwwwwwr whenever a car passes.
I’ll see myself out
This post was edited on 1/13/26 at 8:21 pm
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:24 pm to HogPharmer
What did the 3rd wise man say after the first two presented their gold and frankincense? ‘But wait there’s myrhh’.
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:27 pm to HogPharmer
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar
When it’s ajar
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