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re: Let’s hear your favorite dad jokes
Posted on 1/13/26 at 11:18 pm to HogPharmer
Posted on 1/13/26 at 11:18 pm to HogPharmer
What do you call a one legged woman?
Ilene…
What do you call a one legged polish mongoloid?
Poloroid one step…
Young folks may not know what that is…haha
Ilene…
What do you call a one legged polish mongoloid?
Poloroid one step…
Young folks may not know what that is…haha
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Posted on 1/14/26 at 4:29 am to HogPharmer
You're not hearing the jokes unless you have a text to voice option on your phone
Posted on 1/14/26 at 5:11 am to HogPharmer
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A Flat Minor.
What does a Rich man make for dinner?
Reservations
Whats black and White and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum set
A Flat Minor.
What does a Rich man make for dinner?
Reservations
Whats black and White and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum set
Posted on 1/14/26 at 6:03 am to HogPharmer
What do you call a Batman that skips church?
Christian Bale
Christian Bale
Posted on 1/14/26 at 6:20 am to HogPharmer
Did you hear about the giant hole in the ground that appeared in front of city hall? They have no idea where it came from, but the police are looking into it.
Posted on 1/14/26 at 7:05 am to HogPharmer
Not really jokes. Good one liners.
I'm hungrier that a fat kid after swimming lessons.
I'm hungry like a hostage!
I'm hungrier that a fat kid after swimming lessons.
I'm hungry like a hostage!
Posted on 1/14/26 at 7:05 am to HogPharmer
I tell dad jokes.
He doesn't find them funny.
He doesn't find them funny.
Posted on 1/14/26 at 7:40 am to HogPharmer
Heard this one damn near 50 years ago.
"How do you kill a unique rabbit"?
"U-neak up on it".
"How do you kill a tame rabbit"?
"Tame way, U-neak up on it".
"How do you kill a unique rabbit"?
"U-neak up on it".
"How do you kill a tame rabbit"?
"Tame way, U-neak up on it".
Posted on 1/14/26 at 7:48 am to gumbo2176
What do you call a gynecologist?
A lip reader.
A lip reader.
Posted on 1/14/26 at 7:53 am to HogPharmer
Posted on 1/14/26 at 7:59 am to HogPharmer
My friend TONY asked me not to say his name backwards.
I said YNOT?
Someone told me to list 2 structures that hold water.
And i was like Well, Dam
I said YNOT?
Someone told me to list 2 structures that hold water.
And i was like Well, Dam
Posted on 1/14/26 at 8:00 am to HogPharmer
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny
They taste funny
Posted on 1/14/26 at 8:03 am to HogPharmer
Where are Dad jokes stored?
In a dad-abase
In a dad-abase
Posted on 1/14/26 at 8:07 am to HogPharmer
What did one piece of toast say to other piece of toast? Haven’t seen you since you were bread! Classics live!
Posted on 1/14/26 at 8:52 am to HogPharmer
What do you call a boom-a-rang that won't come back to you?
A stick.
A stick.
Posted on 1/14/26 at 10:13 am to HogPharmer
They're closing the yardstick factory in our town...they aren't making them any longer
What's the number one cause of dry skin...towels
For 30 years Mozart was composing...now days he's decomposing.
I don't trust stairs...they're always up to something
I ate a clock with a clown on it...it tasted funny...especially when I went back for seconds
What's the number one cause of dry skin...towels
For 30 years Mozart was composing...now days he's decomposing.
I don't trust stairs...they're always up to something
I ate a clock with a clown on it...it tasted funny...especially when I went back for seconds
Posted on 1/14/26 at 10:22 am to HogPharmer
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be Bagels
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You've heard of Moore's law, right? That technology doubles in a given timeframe.
You've also heard of Murphy's law, right? What can go wrong will go wrong.
Are you familiar with Cole's law? No? It's finely grated cabbage with an oil or mayonnaise based dressing.
Because if they did, they'd be Bagels
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You've heard of Moore's law, right? That technology doubles in a given timeframe.
You've also heard of Murphy's law, right? What can go wrong will go wrong.
Are you familiar with Cole's law? No? It's finely grated cabbage with an oil or mayonnaise based dressing.
Posted on 1/14/26 at 11:12 am to HogPharmer
I told a joke during a zoom meeting.
They didn't think it was remotely funny.
They didn't think it was remotely funny.
Posted on 1/14/26 at 11:13 am to HogPharmer
Dad jokes are how eye roll
Posted on 1/14/26 at 12:27 pm to HogPharmer
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9 and 10
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