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re: Which superpower would you choose?
Posted on 2/5/26 at 3:50 pm to Sus-Scrofa
Posted on 2/5/26 at 3:50 pm to Sus-Scrofa
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Best golfer of all time
I don't think it works like you saying "ok ball, go straight in the hole after I tee off". I assumed it was like those old phony magic tricks where a guy moves a spoon a few inches with his mind. Like I can see how it would certainly HELP you in golf, but you wouldn't just be acing par 4s every round
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Posted on 2/5/26 at 3:51 pm to dyslexiateechur
A isn't a super power, I know how to do laundry. Speed reading isn't a super power either. Invisibility is intriguing but I would have to know more about it. Do my clothes and stuff become invisible, too, or do I have to run around naked and unseen every Tuesday? As a chronic insomniac, the nap thing is tempting. I haven't had a good night's sleep in decades. Telekinesis would be cool, but five pounds isn't much when I want to do some Magneto shite. I guess I'll go with invisibility seeing as I want to pull some heists.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 3:54 pm to Jake88
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TeleKINETIC. Just moving little things.
Yes. The manipulation of objects in space of close proximity under 5 pounds. You could manipulate and affect every basketball game over under with barely any effort. Score soccer goals. Direct putts. Tons of shite. Would make pallets of money
Posted on 2/5/26 at 3:54 pm to WG_Dawg
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I don't think it works like you saying "ok ball, go straight in the hole after I tee off". I assumed it was like those old phony magic tricks where a guy moves a spoon a few inches with his mind. Like I can see how it would certainly HELP you in golf, but you wouldn't just be acing par 4s every round
I guess I’m a little rusty on the practical limits of hypothetical magic super powers
Posted on 2/5/26 at 4:01 pm to dyslexiateechur
The havoc I would cause with B would be magnificent
Posted on 2/5/26 at 4:11 pm to facher08
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B and it's not close.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 4:30 pm to dyslexiateechur
Initially B for sure but after reading the comments some of you are talking me into E a little bit
Posted on 2/5/26 at 5:14 pm to dyslexiateechur
You could make a lot of money being invisible or using telekinetic powers by just giving demonstrations or putting on shows.
But to make the most amount of money, telecentric powers would allow you play roulette at a casino and have the ball fall into whatever numbered slot you want.
But to make the most amount of money, telecentric powers would allow you play roulette at a casino and have the ball fall into whatever numbered slot you want.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 5:19 pm to dyslexiateechur
E.
All LSU major sports would win the NC every year. Even men's basketball.
All LSU major sports would win the NC every year. Even men's basketball.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 5:27 pm to dyslexiateechur
Posted on 2/5/26 at 5:31 pm to dyslexiateechur
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I guess if you’re telekinetic you could bet on football games and influence the outcome.
I’d go one further, could be the only kicker in nfl history to make every kick. Just use your abilities to make 80 yard fgs. Or play basketball and hit any shot on the court. A 3point sniper from anywhere. Same with golf. Can hit a bunch of hole in ones. Coukd be rich and famous and see as many naked chicks as u want. No need to be invisible.
I’d be the 40 year old white version of Bo Jackson. A multiple sport star. Rich and famous.
This post was edited on 2/5/26 at 5:33 pm
Posted on 2/5/26 at 5:33 pm to dyslexiateechur
Super speed reading. 100%.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 5:34 pm to SETH6180
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B, I'm pulling a heist weekly I think
I'm robbing the frick out of drug dealers, getting into CIA headquarters, taking a ride on Air Force One, etc.
Posted on 2/6/26 at 6:22 am to NotoriousFSU
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E - lot of valuable things weigh less than 5 lbs, primarily most titties as well as undergarments.
You’re going to be the next Netflix documentary.
Panties just floating around downtown and a phantom titty grabber.
This post was edited on 2/6/26 at 6:38 am
Posted on 2/6/26 at 7:39 am to dyslexiateechur
I already always have clean clothes. Mrs. Vader does laundry on Saturdays. All I have to do is put away my clothes.
And I already read at a very high pace.
I haven’t taken a nap in years and sleep like a baby at night.
And it would be pointless to have telekinetic powers limited to items under 5 lbs.
That leaves being invisible on Tuesdays as the only sensible option. I’ll go with that one.
And I already read at a very high pace.
I haven’t taken a nap in years and sleep like a baby at night.
And it would be pointless to have telekinetic powers limited to items under 5 lbs.
That leaves being invisible on Tuesdays as the only sensible option. I’ll go with that one.
Posted on 2/6/26 at 8:08 am to dyslexiateechur
Super speed reading.
Posted on 2/6/26 at 10:52 am to dyslexiateechur
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You’d never dirty the clothes you wear. No need for laundry.
Laundry? I thought everyone on the OT just bought new clothes?
Posted on 2/6/26 at 10:54 am to dyslexiateechur
E easily
Mind bullets that’s telekinesis Kyle
Mind bullets that’s telekinesis Kyle
Posted on 2/6/26 at 10:55 am to dyslexiateechur
It’s E by a mile imo
So many things that you could do with it. Even just funny shite like making someone’s shoes freeze mid step and fall down in public and have no idea wtf happened.
Then the implications on sports betting, casino gambling, personal defense, productivity, and general life improvements would be incredible
So many things that you could do with it. Even just funny shite like making someone’s shoes freeze mid step and fall down in public and have no idea wtf happened.
Then the implications on sports betting, casino gambling, personal defense, productivity, and general life improvements would be incredible
Posted on 2/6/26 at 11:04 am to ShoeBang
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It’s E by a mile imo
Easily E
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