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re: Why dont we have monkeys
Posted on 4/3/26 at 11:34 pm to GregMaddux
Posted on 4/3/26 at 11:34 pm to GregMaddux
One of my friend's dad & his brother had a pet monkey in the 60's when they were in high school. After one of his daughter's weddings, he got tipsy and told a couple of stories. One was about the monkey.
They took it with them when the family drove down to New Orleans for a week. After their parents went to sleep, they snuck out of their hotel room and walked around in the French Quarter with him. They watched one of those Bourbon street preachers on a corner for a while & just walked around looking at drunks on the street. He said they waited until midnight to sneak out & came back around 2 am.
When they got back to their hotel, they argued about who left the light on. When they opened the door, their parents were sitting up drinking cokes in their room.
They had turned the lights out and were listening to the preacher's show on the radio. They heard him talking about some boys walking around with a money on a leash, figured that was them & knew they needed to check their room. When they knew they were gone, they worried enough to get up & get dressed. The dad went out on foot to look for them. He bought cokes and doughnuts at an all-night grocery & walked back to the room.
The dad telling us the story says his parents were really mad & he got in all-kinds of trouble, but he's laughing as he tells us about it.
Then he starts telling me about how the day his son, who was my good friend, was on the elevator going to have his tonsils removed, and kept saying, "Daddy, I am so f*cked up" over, and over. It wasn't just his dad & his mom on the elevator with he & a nurse. Their pastor was on it too.
They took it with them when the family drove down to New Orleans for a week. After their parents went to sleep, they snuck out of their hotel room and walked around in the French Quarter with him. They watched one of those Bourbon street preachers on a corner for a while & just walked around looking at drunks on the street. He said they waited until midnight to sneak out & came back around 2 am.
When they got back to their hotel, they argued about who left the light on. When they opened the door, their parents were sitting up drinking cokes in their room.
They had turned the lights out and were listening to the preacher's show on the radio. They heard him talking about some boys walking around with a money on a leash, figured that was them & knew they needed to check their room. When they knew they were gone, they worried enough to get up & get dressed. The dad went out on foot to look for them. He bought cokes and doughnuts at an all-night grocery & walked back to the room.
The dad telling us the story says his parents were really mad & he got in all-kinds of trouble, but he's laughing as he tells us about it.
Then he starts telling me about how the day his son, who was my good friend, was on the elevator going to have his tonsils removed, and kept saying, "Daddy, I am so f*cked up" over, and over. It wasn't just his dad & his mom on the elevator with he & a nurse. Their pastor was on it too.
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Posted on 4/3/26 at 11:48 pm to GregMaddux
Because evolution.
Monkeys don’t exist anymore.
Monkeys don’t exist anymore.
Posted on 4/4/26 at 4:07 am to GregMaddux
We do in Florida. Or at least a small population. Does that count lol
Posted on 4/4/26 at 4:11 am to OweO
There would.be 2 things alot of dead coonasses trying to catch them. Me included.
And then lot of hippo recipes hippo on s half she'll.
Hippo sauce pican
Hippo gumbo
Etc etc.
But it would be an adventure trying to.share the water ways with that beast
And then lot of hippo recipes hippo on s half she'll.
Hippo sauce pican
Hippo gumbo
Etc etc.
But it would be an adventure trying to.share the water ways with that beast
Posted on 4/4/26 at 5:49 am to GregMaddux
There is a troop of monkeys that live around the Ft. Lauderdale Airport. Supposedly. I've never seen them.
Posted on 4/4/26 at 5:55 am to faraway
quote:
I wonder what percentage of monkeys hurt each other
Depends on the species and how advanced they are. Most lower primate species respek one another, or don’t notice when one member of the troop disrespeks them. As the monkey species advances to more human like characteristics, they do notice a lack of respek and that has been known to trigger a violent reaction from the monkey who feels disrespekted.
Posted on 4/4/26 at 6:05 am to Havoc
quote:
Less gators. Hippos have such huge assholes.
Posted on 4/4/26 at 6:24 am to Havoc
quote:
Hippos are such huge assholes.
Imagine being around one when they use arse as nature intended:
Posted on 4/4/26 at 6:34 am to GregMaddux
St.Tammany Parish has monkeys.
Posted on 4/4/26 at 6:37 am to GregMaddux
quote:
Why dont we have monkeys
Probably same as 100+ years ago when Louisiana was going into the hippo farming business.
Posted on 4/4/26 at 6:45 am to GregMaddux
There was just a thread about Sasquatch the other day. I was Chastised to no end in my belief. There are apes in the swamp.
Posted on 4/4/26 at 6:47 am to HattiesburgTiger5439
Cringiest post I’ve seen here in awhile my brother in Christ.
Posted on 4/4/26 at 7:45 am to GregMaddux
This thread is getting called in to HR soon
Posted on 4/4/26 at 8:01 am to BOSCEAUX
This lady hunts for skunk apes, bigfoot, sasquatch, etc.
Posted on 4/4/26 at 8:14 am to OysterPoBoy
Posted on 4/4/26 at 8:20 am to OweO
quote:
swamps were filled with alligators and hippos?
First you make a roux
Posted on 4/4/26 at 8:21 am to SuperSaint
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the coons would probably run them off playing loud music and slamming dominos
That sounds raciss
But true dat
Posted on 4/4/26 at 9:46 am to GregMaddux
We have em here in Florida
Posted on 4/4/26 at 9:55 am to GregMaddux
They were considered a "manufactured"band, and didn't write or produce their music.
Posted on 4/4/26 at 12:45 pm to Volvagia
quote:
One bad winter would kill them all.
If it was only that easy
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