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Son of Ayatollah name New Supreme Leader.
Posted on 3/3/26 at 2:56 pm
Posted on 3/3/26 at 2:56 pm
Iran's Assembly of Experts elected Ali Khamenei's son Mojtaba as the next Supreme Leader under pressure from the Revolutionary Guards, informed sources told Iran International.
Iran Has a New Supreme Leader!!
Does POLYMARKET have action on life expectancy?
Dead Man Walking!!

Iran Has a New Supreme Leader!!
Does POLYMARKET have action on life expectancy?
Dead Man Walking!!

This post was edited on 3/3/26 at 2:59 pm
Posted on 3/3/26 at 2:56 pm to Timeoday
what's the over under on him making it to Friday? 
Posted on 3/3/26 at 2:59 pm to Timeoday
I thought Allah had called him up.
Posted on 3/3/26 at 2:59 pm to Timeoday
We hardly knew you! Audios MoFo!
Posted on 3/3/26 at 3:03 pm to Timeoday
The Good News: It’s a lifetime appointment.
The Bad News:

The Bad News:

This post was edited on 3/3/26 at 3:56 pm
Posted on 3/3/26 at 3:03 pm to Ag Zwin
One of those draw straws positions
Posted on 3/3/26 at 3:04 pm to Timeoday
Mojtaba: Yes, I would like to get some life insurance.
Life Insurance Rep: Sure, I would love to help you! First, what’s your name?
Mojtaba: Ayatollah Mojtaba.
Life Insurance Rep: Oh.............And, what’s your job?
Mojtaba: I’m the Supreme Leader of Iran.
Life Insurance Rep: {Crickets}
Mojtaba: Hello? Hello? Hello? Is anybody there?
Life Insurance Rep: Sure, I would love to help you! First, what’s your name?
Mojtaba: Ayatollah Mojtaba.
Life Insurance Rep: Oh.............And, what’s your job?
Mojtaba: I’m the Supreme Leader of Iran.
Life Insurance Rep: {Crickets}
Mojtaba: Hello? Hello? Hello? Is anybody there?
Posted on 3/3/26 at 3:05 pm to Timeoday
I thought this guy was dead already?
Posted on 3/3/26 at 3:05 pm to Timeoday
quote:
WHAT'S LEFT OF Iran's Assembly of Experts elected Ali Khamenei's son Mojtaba as the next Supreme Leader under pressure from the Revolutionary Guards, informed sources told Iran International.
Fixed it.
Posted on 3/3/26 at 3:06 pm to Timeoday
Has he updated his LinkedIn?
Posted on 3/3/26 at 3:08 pm to Timeoday
I thought he was supposed to be dead?
Posted on 3/3/26 at 3:08 pm to Blizzard of Chizz
Posted on 3/3/26 at 3:08 pm to VolInBavaria
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I thought this guy was dead already?
Maybe they're making a dead guy Supreme Leader so they can say the US and Israel didn't kill him after he was appointed.

Posted on 3/3/26 at 3:08 pm to Timeoday
We have the first video of the new supreme leader:


Posted on 3/3/26 at 3:09 pm to Timeoday
Who will get to him first? The Iranians, Isreal or US?
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