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Son of Ayatollah name New Supreme Leader.

Posted on 3/3/26 at 2:56 pm
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
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Posted on 3/3/26 at 2:56 pm
Iran's Assembly of Experts elected Ali Khamenei's son Mojtaba as the next Supreme Leader under pressure from the Revolutionary Guards, informed sources told Iran International.

Iran Has a New Supreme Leader!!

Does POLYMARKET have action on life expectancy?

Dead Man Walking!!
This post was edited on 3/3/26 at 2:59 pm
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
21349 posts
Posted on 3/3/26 at 2:56 pm to
what's the over under on him making it to Friday?
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
5464 posts
Posted on 3/3/26 at 2:56 pm to
Death sentence
Posted by slidingstop
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Posted on 3/3/26 at 2:58 pm to
Posted by mikeytig
NE of Tiger Stadium
Member since Nov 2007
7811 posts
Posted on 3/3/26 at 2:59 pm to
I thought Allah had called him up.
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
20795 posts
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Posted by Django Unchained
Member since Sep 2025
683 posts
Posted on 3/3/26 at 2:59 pm to
We hardly knew you! Audios MoFo!
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
12878 posts
Posted on 3/3/26 at 3:01 pm to
Adios, muchacho…
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
25854 posts
Posted on 3/3/26 at 3:03 pm to
The Good News: It’s a lifetime appointment.

The Bad News:

This post was edited on 3/3/26 at 3:56 pm
Posted by Monahans
Member since Sep 2019
2256 posts
Posted on 3/3/26 at 3:03 pm to
Is he dead yet?
Posted by LSUJames
Benton, Arkansas
Member since May 2024
275 posts
Posted on 3/3/26 at 3:03 pm to
One of those draw straws positions
Posted by MMauler
Primary This RINO Traitor
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 3/3/26 at 3:04 pm to
Mojtaba: Yes, I would like to get some life insurance.

Life Insurance Rep: Sure, I would love to help you! First, what’s your name?

Mojtaba: Ayatollah Mojtaba.

Life Insurance Rep: Oh.............And, what’s your job?

Mojtaba: I’m the Supreme Leader of Iran.

Life Insurance Rep: {Crickets}

Mojtaba: Hello? Hello? Hello? Is anybody there?
Posted by VolInBavaria
Chattanooga, TN
Member since Dec 2015
4655 posts
Posted on 3/3/26 at 3:05 pm to
I thought this guy was dead already?
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
29582 posts
Posted on 3/3/26 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

WHAT'S LEFT OF Iran's Assembly of Experts elected Ali Khamenei's son Mojtaba as the next Supreme Leader under pressure from the Revolutionary Guards, informed sources told Iran International.


Fixed it.
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
26629 posts
Posted on 3/3/26 at 3:06 pm to
Has he updated his LinkedIn?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
73507 posts
Posted on 3/3/26 at 3:08 pm to
I thought he was supposed to be dead?
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
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Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
108496 posts
Posted on 3/3/26 at 3:08 pm to
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I thought this guy was dead already?


Maybe they're making a dead guy Supreme Leader so they can say the US and Israel didn't kill him after he was appointed.


Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
17126 posts
Posted on 3/3/26 at 3:08 pm to
We have the first video of the new supreme leader:

Posted by ynlvr
Rocket City
Member since Feb 2009
5467 posts
Posted on 3/3/26 at 3:09 pm to
Who will get to him first? The Iranians, Isreal or US?
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