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Malaprops- watcha got?
Posted on 3/3/26 at 4:49 pm
Posted on 3/3/26 at 4:49 pm
"Casting dispersions"-- heard on Finebaum (no kidding!)
This post was edited on 3/3/26 at 5:56 pm
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Posted on 3/3/26 at 4:52 pm to gungho
Posted on 3/3/26 at 4:52 pm to gungho
For all intensive purposes, I could care less about malaprops...but when I hear them, I like to nip them in the butt.
Posted on 3/3/26 at 4:53 pm to gungho
Had a (gay) individual that worked for me...
According to him, he was "Dickslexic"...
At Thanksgiving, referred to the "Hornacopia"...
Called people from the hinterlands, "Country Pumpkins"...
According to him, he was "Dickslexic"...
At Thanksgiving, referred to the "Hornacopia"...
Called people from the hinterlands, "Country Pumpkins"...
Posted on 3/3/26 at 4:55 pm to HoboDickCheese
mal·a·prop
/'mal??präp/
noun
plural noun: malaprops
the mistaken use of a word in place of a similar-sounding one, often with unintentionally amusing effect, as in, for example, “dance a flamingo ” (instead of flamenco ).
"he's always been prone to gaffes and malapropisms"
Posted on 3/3/26 at 4:59 pm to LanierSpots
Posted on 3/3/26 at 4:59 pm to gungho
amberlamps
Posted on 3/3/26 at 5:01 pm to SallysHuman
Lemme axe you a question
Posted on 3/3/26 at 5:14 pm to TigerReich
Pre Madonna (does it count if it’s typed out)?
Posted on 3/3/26 at 5:20 pm to High C
Heard several during my nursing career.
Pt. had ferocious liver (cirrhosis)
fireball tumor. (fibroids)
painful technicals (testicles)
Pt. had ferocious liver (cirrhosis)
fireball tumor. (fibroids)
painful technicals (testicles)
Posted on 3/3/26 at 5:31 pm to LSUA 75
I have some doctor friends who say one of their favorites comes from "certain" mothers who are having issues with their young "chilrens." They tell them, “My baby has failure to drive."
Posted on 3/3/26 at 5:45 pm to HoboDickCheese
He misconscrewed my comment.
Posted on 3/3/26 at 5:51 pm to gungho
Very observant: the sacred and the propane.
Posted on 3/3/26 at 5:55 pm to LSUA 75
Smilin' mighty Jesus--spinal meningitis
Sniffleus (have no idea how it's spelled)- syphilis
Sniffleus (have no idea how it's spelled)- syphilis
Posted on 3/3/26 at 6:11 pm to gungho
Norm Crosby:
Posted on 3/3/26 at 6:18 pm to LSUA 75
In the ortho world the amount of times I’ve been told by a patient they tore their “rotatory cup” is in the hundreds 
Posted on 3/3/26 at 6:26 pm to gungho
Go to the bank to get money from the animated teller machine.
Report to auto insurance company - someone stole my Cadillac convertible (catalytic converter)
Report to auto insurance company - someone stole my Cadillac convertible (catalytic converter)
Posted on 3/3/26 at 6:28 pm to gungho
When I was bartending in Manhattan in the 90s and 00's my favorite was always the young guys and girls from Brooklyn and the burbs ordering a glass of White Cinderella for White Zinfandel. Still cracks me up and happened more than you would think.
Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:15 pm to gungho
quote:
Malaprops- watcha got?
I got to second base with her at our Junior Prom.
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