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Chuck Norris doesn’t get hospitalized, the hospital gets Chuck Norrised
Posted on 3/19/26 at 12:35 pm
Posted on 3/19/26 at 12:35 pm
Posted on 3/19/26 at 12:37 pm to boxcarbarney
the grim reaper once was on Chuck Norris' door step. after he knocked, Chuck Norris said "who is it" the reaper responded "death" Chuck Norris chuckled and replied "no its not! I am death!" and proceeded to round house kick the reaper to death
Posted on 3/19/26 at 12:38 pm to boxcarbarney
The only way Chuck Norris needs to go to the hospital is if Chuck Norris sends him there.
Seriously, hope he's OK.
Seriously, hope he's OK.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 12:38 pm to boxcarbarney
How do they even type and cross for a blood match when chuck norris doesn't bleed?
Posted on 3/19/26 at 12:39 pm to boxcarbarney
Chuck Norris can delete the recycle bin.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 12:40 pm to boxcarbarney
Death asks Chuck Norris' permission before taking a life.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 12:41 pm to boxcarbarney
A medical emergency had a Chuck Norris
Posted on 3/19/26 at 12:42 pm to boxcarbarney
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Chuck Norris doesn’t get hospitalized, the hospital gets Chuck Norrised
I came here to make fun of your joke. Now I'm leaving sad cause he's actually in the hospital.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 12:59 pm to boxcarbarney
Chuck Norris once made a Happy Meal cry
Posted on 3/19/26 at 2:00 pm to boxcarbarney
Wow, didn't realize he was 86 years old. I remember watching Missing in Action II as a kid. In a POW camp, they hung him upside down from a tree, bound his hands behind him, then tied a bag over his head with a rat in it. After a lot of movement, noise, grunting, and blood - they remove the bag. Only to find a dead rat clenched in his teeth.
Godspeed Chuck.
Godspeed Chuck.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 2:15 pm to holdmuh keystonelite
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
An absolute gem!
Posted on 3/19/26 at 2:44 pm to boxcarbarney
Chuck Norris once clogged my toilet... By taking a piss.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called the islands.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called the islands.
This post was edited on 3/19/26 at 2:45 pm
Posted on 3/19/26 at 2:50 pm to boxcarbarney
A Cobra once bit Chuck Norris on the leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died
Posted on 3/19/26 at 3:00 pm to boxcarbarney
White Goodman is the only person happy about this news.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 3:10 pm to holdmuh keystonelite
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris died 5 years ago. Death is just too afraid to tell him.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 3:12 pm to boxcarbarney
Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups; he pushes the Earth down.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 3:17 pm to boxcarbarney
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 3:40 pm to boxcarbarney
When Chuck Norris jumps in the pool he doesn’t get wet, the pool gets Chuck Norris
Posted on 3/19/26 at 3:43 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Crop circles is Chuck Norris' way of telling wheat to lay the f&$k down
Posted on 3/19/26 at 6:43 pm to boxcarbarney
Before he goes to bed, the boogie man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
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