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Posted on 10/9/25 at 2:28 pm to
Posted by brsa
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since Sep 2007
1276 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 2:28 pm to
Chempax?
Posted by RoyalWe
Prairieville, LA
Member since Mar 2018
4489 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 4:15 pm to
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What is it I’m supposed to be gleaning from this??
This is what is called an interrogative. It’s querying you that if you have any specific questions about the topic that you could ask them. I have to work on my presentation, however, because it only revealed the degree of numbness of your nuts.
Posted by Boondock Saint
The Boondocks
Member since Oct 2005
4837 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 4:17 pm to
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The seven sigma program is better, but 6 isn't bad.


Posted by IamNotaRobot
OKC
Member since Nov 2021
1675 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 4:18 pm to
Do you work in quality control? Then yes, it is useful. If not then idk what you would use it for
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
38370 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 4:26 pm to
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masturbatory


If that is the case I have a lot...and I mean a lot... of sigma belts
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
23672 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 5:22 pm to
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I’ve been invited to take a six sigma program—is it gonna be worth my time?


Did the late 1990s send you that email?

Back then you weren’t shite if you weren’t a Six Sigma Ninja!
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
60187 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 5:23 pm to
Too late, Sigma has been replaced by 6-7.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
87415 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 6:08 pm to
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That’s great, until someone comes out with eight sigma program



No, not 8. I said 7. Nobody’s coming up with 8.

7’s the key number here. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7 chipmunks twirling on a branch, eating lots of sunflowers on my uncle’s ranch. You know that old children’s tale from the sea.





Posted by Narax
Member since Jan 2023
6952 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 6:10 pm to
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I’ve been invited to take a six sigma program—is it gonna be worth my time?

It's some general common sense and some tips and tricks for managing projects.

Take it if your company will look well on you for taking it.

I haven't used any of it in the 14 years since I got a belt (it was green).
This post was edited on 10/9/25 at 6:12 pm
Posted by morganwadefan
TN
Member since May 2023
1540 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 6:21 pm to
USPS uses it. Doesn’t seem to improve our logistics, delivery times or our overall dysfunction.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
38623 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 6:28 pm to
It is silly shite, just like TQM before it.


You all can't be leaders; just be dedicated and execute you'll make a great living until retirement.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61608 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 6:29 pm to
I did an entry level kind of deal with that. I think it was to get a green belt.
Ended up at a vendors shop where we had a bunch of Baws making paper airplanes so they could figure out how to do it faster. I was embarrassed.
Posted by Hippogrits
Member since Dec 2020
13 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 6:48 pm to
It’s trash.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7317 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 7:09 pm to

Posted by thejudge
Westlake, LA
Member since Sep 2009
15131 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 7:45 pm to
Nothing but platitudes and how to build middle management up enough that if you are above them when the money runs out and they start cutting people you're insulated.
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
10270 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 7:46 pm to
Statistics and reading comprehension need to be mandatory courses for all high school graduates. Lying and misrepresenting are embedded in every facet of life, due to the internet. All folks in the future will have to utilize analyze, and otherwise sort out truth from bs
Posted by hansenthered1
Dixie
Member since Nov 2023
2638 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 8:06 pm to
It has its most value in production type work. It gets harder to implement in an office setting unless you are talking about production again. For example it would be hard to employ for a teacher within a classroom but in managing a school.

I've found it to be useful but not up to how impactful it sells itself.
Posted by bignuss18
Member since Sep 2025
747 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 8:43 pm to
It’s only good for getting recruited if you’re looking for a new job. If you already have a high profile job and a strong network as a result, you won’t need it for that. If you’re high profile and want to switch industries, then it’s good for networking.

LinkedIn is good for three things from the NPC perspective:

1. Sales people never shutting the frick up about how they’ve sold a product to an industry leader and how transcendental it was to their career. You should buy it too or you’ll never end up like Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos

2. Indians never shutting the frick about how great they are and the job market is against them (this was before all the H1B stuff too). It’s like they know the ins and outs of every single unit of business in your org and you’re a fool for not hiring them.

3. I’ve noticed moreso lately it’s women thanking everyone for their support during their maternity leave and how much having a baby has taught them about running a business. Don’t forget the quintessential picture of the baby and mom on the beach appreciating a sunset. They can’t shut the frick up either apparently, since you know they posted the same their on their 5 other social media accounts.


Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104664 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 8:45 pm to


These guys are black belts
Posted by Megasaurus
Member since Dec 2017
1562 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 9:41 pm to
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Any six sigma belts here?


Im generally a leather belt guy, next time i need a belt Ill check those sigmas out.
Thanks for the tip..


This post was edited on 10/9/25 at 9:45 pm
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