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re: Hospital evacuated after 8 inch WW1 artillery shell found in patient’s butt
Posted on 2/2/26 at 1:25 pm to hawgfaninc
Posted on 2/2/26 at 1:25 pm to hawgfaninc
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Fearing a potential fire in the hole — and hospital — medical personnel alerted the bomb squad and fire brigade and evacuated the facility.
Meanwhile, a security perimeter was formed around the medical center as the authorities investigated the explosive situation.
By Ben Cost
Published Feb. 2, 2026, 11:52 a.m. ET
At least ol Ben has a sense of humor.
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Posted on 2/2/26 at 1:26 pm to Steadyhands
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Experts deemed the rusted, pointed shell non-explosive after removal, allowing the patient to recover; he faces potential charges for possessing category A munitions, possibly from a party stunt.
possibly from a party stunt? That's kind of a weird place to stick that into the story. Also, what the frick kind of party is that a stunt at, pdiddy?
Obviously a bombin arse party.
Posted on 2/2/26 at 1:28 pm to hawgfaninc
I've had explosive diarrhea before but this is a whole other level...
Posted on 2/2/26 at 1:30 pm to The Mick
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It's early yet, but thread title of the year thus far.
The bar has been set VERY high.
Posted on 2/2/26 at 1:31 pm to hawgfaninc
I think there’s a gray’s anatomy episode about this
Posted on 2/2/26 at 1:39 pm to WeeWee
Posted on 2/2/26 at 1:43 pm to WeeWee
On an unrelated note, sales of tour packages from San Francisco to Verdun just exploded.
Posted on 2/2/26 at 1:48 pm to hawgfaninc
Rectum? Damn near exploded 'em.
Posted on 2/2/26 at 2:21 pm to hawgfaninc
That’s an odd thing to slip and fall on in the shower.
Posted on 2/2/26 at 2:48 pm to hawgfaninc
democrat voter
Posted on 2/2/26 at 2:54 pm to Shreve Perry
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Toulouse
I'll say...
Bravo.
Posted on 2/2/26 at 3:04 pm to hawgfaninc
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Fearing a potential fire in the hole — and hospital — medical personnel alerted the bomb squad and fire brigade and evacuated the facility.
Not the first time this sort of thing happened in France, but the other was in Toulon to an 88 year old veteran.
Posted on 2/2/26 at 3:08 pm to real turf fan
Waiting for Macron's wife to fill in the details of why the frenchies frick around like this
Posted on 2/2/26 at 3:13 pm to Aguga
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Let me shove this rusted mortar up my arse
That's not rust........
Posted on 2/2/26 at 3:27 pm to Darth_Vader
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No wonder the Germans overran the country so quickly in 1940. The French army was apparently too busy shoving their own ordnance up their arse to fight back.
To be fair, pretty much everyone in early 20th Century France was a fan of deBussy.
Posted on 2/2/26 at 3:29 pm to Lowdermilk
Damn my grandfather was in France as a soldier in 1918.That shell might have been shot at him and his fellow soldiers.
Posted on 2/2/26 at 3:44 pm to Aguga
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“ Let me shove this rusted mortar up my arse” - SFP
FIFY
Posted on 2/2/26 at 4:52 pm to hawgfaninc
Posted on 2/2/26 at 4:54 pm to hawgfaninc
This story made me think about the WWI scene in 12 Monkeys when Bruce Willis was crawling around in a French trench naked. Some damn kinky Frenchman could have done this to him.
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