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re: Worst Christmas Present You Ever Received?
Posted on 12/26/24 at 8:11 am to Broyota2
Posted on 12/26/24 at 8:11 am to Broyota2
I thought your post about the Affliction shirts was hysterical. I laughed my arse off.
Shared it with two different family members - got a very tepid response.
I guess I need to expose my family members to more white trash.
Shared it with two different family members - got a very tepid response.
I guess I need to expose my family members to more white trash.
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Posted on 12/26/24 at 8:15 am to Catahoula
I received the Parker Bros. game "Buckshot" (later referred to as Buckshit) for Christmas. It was supposed to be hockey (with the rectangular plastic paddles) with four goals (one of each side). It was lightweight plastic so the board would move all over the place when you played. You could not play it by yourself, and the more who played, the shittier it got. It would flip over, jump up, etc.
I tossed it in my closet. I brought it to my dorm when I was a Freshman in college just to show my friends how shitty a game it truly was.
I tossed it in my closet. I brought it to my dorm when I was a Freshman in college just to show my friends how shitty a game it truly was.
Posted on 12/26/24 at 8:28 am to Catahoula
Could be classified as best or worst:
I was about 10 years old and my dad was dating this lady that lived two doors down from my mom and stepdad. My mom was well aware when he stayed over at the girlfriend’s house and let it be known to those in our house. So, there was already an awkwardness that I could perceive. Anywho, on Christmas Day I was with Dad at the girlfriend’s house opening presents and they had forgotten to bring something downstairs (don’t remember what it was), so they sent me upstairs to get it from her bedroom. When I went into the room, I noticed a picture on her dresser mirror. When I walked up closer to check it out I realized it was a topless picture of her. Based on my recollection of the picture and years of subsequent analysis, I’m pretty sure she was a stripper. The rest of the Christmas gathering that day was probably the weirdest moments of my life. Not sure why, but I have never mentioned this story to my dad.
I was about 10 years old and my dad was dating this lady that lived two doors down from my mom and stepdad. My mom was well aware when he stayed over at the girlfriend’s house and let it be known to those in our house. So, there was already an awkwardness that I could perceive. Anywho, on Christmas Day I was with Dad at the girlfriend’s house opening presents and they had forgotten to bring something downstairs (don’t remember what it was), so they sent me upstairs to get it from her bedroom. When I went into the room, I noticed a picture on her dresser mirror. When I walked up closer to check it out I realized it was a topless picture of her. Based on my recollection of the picture and years of subsequent analysis, I’m pretty sure she was a stripper. The rest of the Christmas gathering that day was probably the weirdest moments of my life. Not sure why, but I have never mentioned this story to my dad.
This post was edited on 12/26/24 at 9:46 am
Posted on 12/26/24 at 8:29 am to auwaterfowler
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I realized it was a topless picture of her
pic of pic?
Posted on 12/26/24 at 8:30 am to mtntiger
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couldn't believe she wanted me to walk around smelling like that.
She probably was giving you a hint. Better to smell like a pine tree than a goat
Posted on 12/26/24 at 8:34 am to Catahoula
Not for Christmas, but one year for my birthday, I can't remember how old I was. Maybe 6-7 I got a card from my great grandmother. Opened it hoping there would be a little bit of money in it. Nope, it was a coupon to purchase a beeper out of a newspaper. I looked at my mom in confusion and said what did the card say? I read the card to her and she said that was sweet. I put the coupon in my pocket not knowing what to ever do with it.
This post was edited on 12/26/24 at 8:35 am
Posted on 12/26/24 at 8:36 am to 777Tiger
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pic of pic?
Only in my mind
Posted on 12/26/24 at 8:40 am to AUveritas
Bruh. Pecans are expensive.
Posted on 12/26/24 at 8:40 am to Catahoula
Bull whip. First day I drew blood under my eye and left a mark on my sister. I had to have been 12.
Posted on 12/26/24 at 8:41 am to DiamondDog
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. First day I drew blood under my eye and left a mark on my sister.
you'll whip your eye out, kid
Posted on 12/26/24 at 8:57 am to Bamawaterfowl
I lived with a gal that had very wealthy parents. At Christmas they would give out fabulous gifts like a new set of high-end golf clubs or an expensive cruise or something like that. I got to my present, and it was a jig-saw. I don’t do woodwork, but OK.
The next year when I open my present, it is another jig-saw. My g/f gets upset, and they tell her to leave it with them, and they will replace it.
The next year I opened my present, and it was another jig-saw. We were quiet this time. A bit later my g/f’s brother said he needed a jig-saw, so I gave it to him. He pulled it out of the box to inspect it, and the card and wrapping paper from last year fell out of the box.
So, re-gifting me with the same terrible gift I had been given the year before tops the cake for me.
The next year when I open my present, it is another jig-saw. My g/f gets upset, and they tell her to leave it with them, and they will replace it.
The next year I opened my present, and it was another jig-saw. We were quiet this time. A bit later my g/f’s brother said he needed a jig-saw, so I gave it to him. He pulled it out of the box to inspect it, and the card and wrapping paper from last year fell out of the box.
So, re-gifting me with the same terrible gift I had been given the year before tops the cake for me.
Posted on 12/26/24 at 9:08 am to Allyn McKeen
Dude they were sending you a message.
Posted on 12/26/24 at 9:09 am to Catahoula
my wife's aunt give me a $10 gc to Golden Corral every year
Posted on 12/26/24 at 10:55 am to Catahoula
Showed up to MIL one cmas to a frickn roast cooked for dinner. Doesnt get any worse
Posted on 12/26/24 at 10:59 am to oleyeller
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Showed up to MIL one cmas to a frickn roast cooked for dinner. Doesnt get any worse
what's wrong with that?
Posted on 12/26/24 at 11:23 am to LeadingTiger
quote:SWMBO gave me one for Christmas 6-8 years ago (I'm 71). We watched the movie yesterday, so i dug it out of the back of my closet and plinked a few things in the yard. Eyesight still intact. Good Times!
Red rider BB gun.
Posted on 12/26/24 at 11:43 am to Catahoula
In one of the worst cases of "Do you even know me?", my Mom got me the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack when I was a hardcore "disco sucks" teenager.
Posted on 12/26/24 at 11:56 am to Catahoula
Worst one I got was when I was about 10. My godfather was my dad's younger brother. He had no kids and was never married and had a good paying job. I was like his kid and he would buy me whatever I wanted. Totally spoiled. We always did Christmas at my paternal grandparents so I saw my gift from him under the tree. It was oddly shaped and my brother thought it was a desktop arcade game.
It ended up being a Lite Brite. Wasn't in the box and was obviously used. My grandfather used to film all the grandkids opening their gifts and I didn't cause a scene but I'm sure my facial expression didn't help. Found out later that he lost his job and couldn't afford anything so my grandmother found it at Salvation Army and wrapped it.
It ended up being a Lite Brite. Wasn't in the box and was obviously used. My grandfather used to film all the grandkids opening their gifts and I didn't cause a scene but I'm sure my facial expression didn't help. Found out later that he lost his job and couldn't afford anything so my grandmother found it at Salvation Army and wrapped it.
Posted on 12/26/24 at 11:57 am to Jenious
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It ended up being a Lite Brite. Wasn't in the box and was obviously used. My grandfather used to film all the grandkids opening their gifts and I didn't cause a scene but I'm sure my facial expression didn't help. Found out later that he lost his job and couldn't afford anything so my grandmother found it at Salvation Army and wrapped it.
you ungrateful, materialistic, self centered little bitch!!
Posted on 12/26/24 at 12:12 pm to Catahoula
An old, 1970's-early 1980's oil based painting painted by an amateur painter. It was a landscape of a rural area with a colorful parrot as the highlight point.
Old wood framed with embedded dust on the back. Just gross. Went straight to the trash when I got home.
Old wood framed with embedded dust on the back. Just gross. Went straight to the trash when I got home.
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