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re: Fellow Conservatives, they've got us now. Leftist super glues her hand at Trader Joes

Posted on 7/3/25 at 4:24 pm to
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
65956 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 4:24 pm to
Posted by 14caratgoldjones
Uniontown, Al
Member since Aug 2009
1597 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 4:31 pm to
A flash bang and toss a canister of tear gas over the shoulder as you walk out the door. See ya Monday.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
31215 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

Get a saw, cut her out, call the cops.


Dump a bed of fire ants on the counter.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
60306 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 4:34 pm to
What did Trader Joe’s do? I must’ve missed it.
Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
14231 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 4:34 pm to
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So brave


And stunning.
Posted by theagent39
Member since May 2020
220 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 4:41 pm to
Liberals are complete morons and clearly have mental issues
Posted by HagaDaga
Member since Oct 2020
7000 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

Plus, buy her a drink and a sandwich. Let her use the saw to cut her way out. Then charge her for wrecking the desk.

Put the saw close by. The food and drink across the way so she has to stare at it tempted enough to use the saw.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
64272 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

Leftist super glues her hand at Trader Joes


...why? Honestly, what is it that Trader Joes supposedly did?
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
40070 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 4:46 pm to
Yeah, what’s the deal with Trader Joe’s? Or is it a place vapid white women know they can protest without seeing any of those scary black people they purport to love?
Posted by Free888
Member since Oct 2019
3096 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 4:47 pm to
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Put the saw close by. The food and drink across the way so she has to stare at it tempted enough to use the saw.

Posted by Rekrul
Member since Feb 2007
9418 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 4:51 pm to
quote:

Close up shop, turn off the AC and lights, go home for 4th.


Use the rest of her glue to glue her face right next to her hand, then bug out
Posted by Icansee4miles
Trolling the Tickfaw
Member since Jan 2007
32080 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 5:06 pm to
Should have ensured a good bond by using a nail gun as a backup to make sure it didn’t come loose.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
45376 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 5:09 pm to


Why?
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
54064 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 5:18 pm to
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Get a saw, cut her out, call the cops.

No sir! Ignore her. Turn out the lights and go home at the end of the day.
Posted by lake chuck fan
Vinton
Member since Aug 2011
22509 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 5:22 pm to
Leave her!!!! Let that idiot take responsibility for her actions. Leave her there. Let her piss and shite her pants.
Posted by dovehunter
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
1842 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 7:51 pm to
Trader Joe’s sucks. Ever try and buy a bag of rice there? I don’t like the music, the packaged products, the clientele or the help. They do have nice flowers but then you have to listen to the gay music and fool with the check out people with purple hair and piercings.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
95280 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 7:59 pm to
Cut her arm off and go about your day
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
46241 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 7:59 pm to
What happens when the office linebacker sees her goofing off?

Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
4860 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 8:01 pm to
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Close up shop, turn off the AC and lights, go home for 4th.


After pissing herself a few times and panting from dehydration, she'd probably do like a coon in a steel trap and chew her hand off.
Posted by timdonaghyswhistle
Member since Jul 2018
20880 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 8:02 pm to
They should invoice her for the expense of getting her skin removed from that counter.
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