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Posted on 1/25/25 at 8:38 pm to
Posted by 4cubbies
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Posted on 1/25/25 at 8:38 pm to
Assuming that is true, so? How does that concern you?
Posted by NC_Tigah
Make Orwell Fiction Again
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Posted on 1/25/25 at 8:50 pm to
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Sure thing boomer
Wow, grasshopper, I'm hurt.
Seriously. The boomer thing is so mean.

I'm sure Russian, who's net worth exceeds yours many-fold, is equally offended.
This post was edited on 1/26/25 at 4:29 am
Posted by John Barron
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Posted on 1/25/25 at 8:54 pm to
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I'm sure Russian


Is a lying Dumbfrick NAFO troll whose net worth isn't close to mine and I am half his age. Now go to bed boomer.
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
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Posted on 1/25/25 at 8:56 pm to
These boomers need to calm down. Maybe you should change their bedpans more often
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
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Posted on 1/25/25 at 8:56 pm to
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Why? Just curious why anyone would care where someone else worked from.


Most of these people either are plant baws or have no managerial skills.
Posted by TigersHuskers
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Posted on 1/25/25 at 8:59 pm to
Get back to your desk
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
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Posted on 1/25/25 at 9:13 pm to
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The biggest fraud in human history is WFH.

I’m sorry you can’t flip the burgers from home plebe
Posted by John Barron
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Posted on 1/25/25 at 9:13 pm to
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These boomers need to calm down. Maybe you should change their bedpans more often


Nah...These lying Dumbfrick NAFO trolls would need a flexi-seal. Fortunately I officially retired on December 31 but have been using use or lose PTO since July before retiring. That's why I have so much time to smack around these NAFO trolls
This post was edited on 1/25/25 at 9:15 pm
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 1/25/25 at 9:19 pm to
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So I have a team of sales guys all over the country and my company is supposed to rent offices all over their cities so they can go sit in an office?



There are always exceptions. Many sales people have been “wfh” for decades long before Covid.

They probably won’t be affected by this.
Posted by the808bass
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Posted on 1/25/25 at 9:42 pm to
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If someone isn’t being productive as a WFH employee, either force that specific person to come into the office or fire them, it’s not hard.


What if WFH employees as a group are less productive?

And alternately, this might be just a chance to make a staff reduction.
Posted by RelicBatches86
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Posted on 1/25/25 at 9:50 pm to
jealousy and envy
Posted by TDTOM
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Posted on 1/25/25 at 9:55 pm to
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NC_ I can't find Comrade Snitchkovsky's post about measuring his own head to see how smart he is but the 38 page thread where he claimed to have a "big brain" has several of his posts edited. Some of the edits weren't just a minute or two later but 15-20 minutes later. Knowing him he went back and edited out his "measured my head" claim. It's the same thread where he "quoted" a Bible verse and when I pointed out to him there was no such quote in the Bible he said it was from "Trump 3:16" in the Bible. So, truthfulness and integrity aren't exactly his strong points.


You are sad and take this internet thing way too seriously.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 1/25/25 at 10:00 pm to
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JPMorgan Chase & Co. is preparing to order staffers to return to the office five days a week — becoming the latest major bank to kill its hybrid work policy


What was the hybrid policy? 3 days WFH, 2 days in? Some hybrid policies work well, others not so much.

If it's something like one day WFH a week, you're just pissing off employees for no reason, the juice isn't worth the squeeze.

Hell, most companies are still promoting hybrid policies to entice new people.
Posted by RohanGonzales
Member since Apr 2024
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Posted on 1/25/25 at 10:04 pm to
The main advantage to WFH for everyone else is thinning out traffic.
Posted by tylercsbn9
Cypress, TX
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 1/25/25 at 10:08 pm to
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At least half of all office jobs can be done remotely. If you have good management in place to hold people accountable, there is no problem working remotely.


I’m constantly amazed at the boomers aversion to WFH. People in the office waste time just as much as people working remotely. It just looks different. Instead of running a quick errand or doing some laundry, people in the office just take long lunches, play candy crush on the shitter, or shop on Amazon. And then they have to waste time commuting.

And let’s be honest. Companies forcing RTO are just doing it to get people to quit. Free layoffs basically.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 1/25/25 at 10:13 pm to
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People in the office waste time just as much as people working remotely. It


It's always amazing to me in these conversations to see those people ignore this and then even dishonestly spin it into some sort of a positive like this wasting of time is somehow team building, or as someone put it earlier,"developing soft skills"

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Companies forcing RTO are just doing it to get people to quit. Free layoffs basically.

Well the big Banks like Chase have an incentive to do it that has nothing to do with their workforce and that's creating a trend so that the commercial real estate bubble doesn't pop, which is their real concern
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
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Posted on 1/25/25 at 10:22 pm to
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The "frick off" tendency is real


During the Covid lockdowns when so many people started working from home, a group of college students did a survey to see what people were doing while on the clock. Supervising kids school work was one of the top answers but some people admitted to having sex on company time. I guess their spouses were working from home too.
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
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Posted on 1/25/25 at 10:23 pm to
Yes. You work from from home we know.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 1/25/25 at 10:25 pm to
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Yes. You work from from home we know.

I have a proper office and have had a home office for 10 years. I own the company, though. I'm no employee.

Those who work with/for me have similar freedoms. What I care about is them getting the job done, not mandating a number of hours or location where work is to be performed. Getting the job done > projecting control freak tendencies (that so many on here apparently are hyper-focused on)
Posted by tylercsbn9
Cypress, TX
Member since Feb 2004
66937 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 10:26 pm to
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It's always amazing to me in these conversations to see those people ignore this and then even dishonestly spin it into some sort of a positive like this wasting of time is somehow team building, or as someone put it earlier,"developing soft skills"


I still WFH. Have basically fully for 5 years now. I go to the office once a month basically if my boss or my skip is in town. Basically just to chat and grab lunch then I go home.

Another thing to consider if some thinks seeing people at the grocery store are just time stealing or whatever. Other than salary employees not having set hours…

With working from home I’ll start my day at 7 or 730 instead of 8 or 9 because I no longer have to commute. When I work in an office I regularly had 90 minute lunches. At home, 30 minutes, tops. I also don’t waste time settling into work by shooting the shite with coworkers. Generally I’m done with my deliverables by 2 so I go do whatever the hell I want and regularly check TEAMS and email on my phone. In an office setting I generally spent the last 60-90 minutes to get to 5:00 just looking busy. I don’t need to keep up that illusion when at home.
This post was edited on 1/25/25 at 10:28 pm
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