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Cow, hit by train, falls on man peeing on tracks, kills him
Posted on 3/4/26 at 11:57 am
Posted on 3/4/26 at 11:57 am
Final Destination, India style
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A man relieving himself on the railway tracks in Alwar died after a cow, which came in the way of a Vande Bharat train, fell on him on Wednesday.
The incident occurred in the jurisdiction of Aravali Vihar police station in Alwar, Rajasthan. The deceased has been identified as Shivdayal Sharma -- a man who retired from the post of an electrician in the Indian Railways 23 years ago.
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According to Shivdayal's relatives, a cow came in the way of a Vande Bharat train which left from Kali Mori gate around 8:30 am. The impact of the collision was such that a portion of the cow's body fell 30 metres away over Shivdayal, who was relieving himself on the tracks. Shivdayal died on the spot.
https://www.indiatoday.in/india/story/cow-hit-by-vande-bharat-train-in-alwar-falls-on-man-peeing-on-tracks-killing-him-2362617-2023-04-20
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Posted on 3/4/26 at 11:59 am to Shexter
Before I clicked, I knew it had to be India.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 12:00 pm to Shexter
Real life Final Destination.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 12:00 pm to facher08
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I knew it had to be India.
train driver will probably be punished
Posted on 3/4/26 at 12:01 pm to Shexter
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The impact of the collision was such that a portion of the cow's body fell 30 metres away over Shivdayal
I bet he got whacked by the cow arse.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 12:02 pm to Shexter
If I had a dollar for every train related death in India, be a rich man
Posted on 3/4/26 at 12:02 pm to Shexter
Very important reminder that the chances of being killed by a falling cow that was hit by a train while you're taking a piss are low...but never zero.
Be safe out there baws.
Be safe out there baws.
This post was edited on 3/4/26 at 12:03 pm
Posted on 3/4/26 at 12:03 pm to Shexter
Strong contender for wildest thread title of the year.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 12:05 pm to Shexter
Does that mean in heaven he receives 72 calves...?
Posted on 3/4/26 at 12:06 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
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Very important reminder that the chances of being killed by a falling cow that was hit by a train while you're taking a piss are low...but never zero.
Be safe out there baws.
This really makes me rethink the "anything can be a toilet......" comment from the bathroom thread.
The stakes are high.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 12:07 pm to Shexter
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Cow, hit by train
Isn’t it illegal to kill a cow in India? Aren’t they worshipped??
This post was edited on 3/4/26 at 12:09 pm
Posted on 3/4/26 at 12:26 pm to Shexter
So one less moving to North Texas 
Posted on 3/4/26 at 12:28 pm to Shexter
Dang, killed by his ancestor
Posted on 3/4/26 at 1:16 pm to Shexter
One of you need to post that flying cow gif from the Monty Python Holy Grail flick.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 1:18 pm to Shexter
Holy Cow!!
Posted on 3/4/26 at 1:27 pm to Shexter
Guess he couldn't moooove fast enough.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 1:39 pm to LegendInMyMind
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I bet he got whacked by the cow arse.
Bull Shyt
Posted on 3/4/26 at 1:41 pm to Shexter
Google says that’s not an uncommon death in India. Says it happens all the time.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 1:54 pm to Shexter
Posted on 3/4/26 at 2:09 pm to Shexter
That train must have really been Moooooooooving
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