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re: Heading to Wife’s Work Christmas Party
Posted on 12/13/25 at 7:27 pm to CovingtonCrooner
Posted on 12/13/25 at 7:27 pm to CovingtonCrooner
Guy goes to the Psychiatrist and says:
"Doc ya gotta help my brother. He thinks he's a dog. He runs around the neighborhood and on all fours, barking at people, chasing cars, he needs help."
Doc says: "My goodness that is a severe case! How long has he been this way?"
Guys says: "Ever since he was a puppy."
"Doc ya gotta help my brother. He thinks he's a dog. He runs around the neighborhood and on all fours, barking at people, chasing cars, he needs help."
Doc says: "My goodness that is a severe case! How long has he been this way?"
Guys says: "Ever since he was a puppy."
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 7:43 pm to CovingtonCrooner
Ask about the kid getting born at the same hospital with no eyelids ????
Read ,,,, Dr was forced to suture foreskins to together to make some eye lids. Apparently its the same kinda skin. So it works. But the kids all cockeyed now.
Read ,,,, Dr was forced to suture foreskins to together to make some eye lids. Apparently its the same kinda skin. So it works. But the kids all cockeyed now.
Posted on 12/13/25 at 7:46 pm to CovingtonCrooner
Doctor tells the elderly patients husband that he has good news and bad news. The bad news is the wife will need 100% around the clock care. He'll have to cook her meals, wipe her arse, take care of her every need. Their medical costs will be ridiculous. It will probably bankrupt them. The husband is distraught, and he asks "What's the good news?" The doctor says "I'm just kidding. She's fricking dead."
Posted on 12/13/25 at 8:04 pm to CovingtonCrooner
Christmas parties should mostly be avoided....the same with wives who work outside the home.
Posted on 12/13/25 at 8:10 pm to Kafka
quote:“A man who reaches for the stars never ends up with a handful of dirt….”
I knew a girl so stupid she set out to marry a dr and ended up married to a clinical psychology phd
First heard this as a smartass teenager and was like
Posted on 12/13/25 at 8:12 pm to CovingtonCrooner
quote:
She works at a very large hospital in Houston.
Posted on 12/13/25 at 8:17 pm to CovingtonCrooner
quote:
My wife’s (no pics) Christmas party is in 30 minutes. She works at a very large hospital in Houston.
She has been banged by half the doctors at the party you’re going to
Posted on 12/13/25 at 8:17 pm to forkedintheroad
quote:
How can you tell the testicles from the seminal gland? There's a vas deferens.
Solid
Posted on 12/13/25 at 8:21 pm to saint tiger225
A doctor and his son sat down to eat dinner. Son asks how was work today?
Doctor said well a woman came in who had vaginal leakage and to stop it she shoved a potato in there, and the potato budded and took root in her body. I had to surgically remove it.
Son: what did you do with the potato?
Doctor: “how’s your potato salad?”
Doctor said well a woman came in who had vaginal leakage and to stop it she shoved a potato in there, and the potato budded and took root in her body. I had to surgically remove it.
Son: what did you do with the potato?
Doctor: “how’s your potato salad?”
Posted on 12/13/25 at 8:34 pm to CovingtonCrooner
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This post was edited on 12/13/25 at 8:42 pm
Posted on 12/13/25 at 9:06 pm to UncleRuckus
Every doctor that you’re introduced to, shake his hand and then casually ask “so are you the one that’s been fricking my wife?”
Probably 80% of them will confess to something right there on the spot. The other 20% are gay.
Probably 80% of them will confess to something right there on the spot. The other 20% are gay.
Posted on 12/13/25 at 9:10 pm to BrodyDad
quote:
Christmas parties should mostly be avoided....the same with wives who work outside the home.
Yep. Totally agree. It’s gotta be so emasculating going to your wife’s Christmas party.
Posted on 12/13/25 at 9:15 pm to Lou Loomis
quote:
Yep. Totally agree. It’s gotta be so emasculating going to your wife’s Christmas party.
I wouldn't know.
Posted on 12/13/25 at 9:33 pm to CovingtonCrooner
Patient: Dr,I have a regular bowel movement every day a 7:00 AM.
Doctor: that’s great! What seems to be the problem?
Patient: I don’t wake up til 8:00.
Doctor: that’s great! What seems to be the problem?
Patient: I don’t wake up til 8:00.
Posted on 12/13/25 at 9:35 pm to CovingtonCrooner
Just tell them that doctors fell out of the top 5 in millionaire professions.
That should get some dicks hard.
That should get some dicks hard.
Posted on 12/13/25 at 9:37 pm to CovingtonCrooner
Patient: "Doc, every time I move my arm like this it hurts"
Doctor: "Then don't move it like that".
Doctor: "Then don't move it like that".
Posted on 12/13/25 at 9:46 pm to Lou Loomis
quote:
It’s gotta be so emasculating going to your wife’s Christmas party.
I have a pretty high tolerance and a hatred of drunk driving.
So the second I see someone who's gonna be a problem, I don't try to get them to slow down...I push them so far down the drinking path that driving isn't a concern. Last year I got a male nurse so drunk he pissed his pants.
He didn't drive though
Posted on 12/13/25 at 9:54 pm to X123F45
Okay, a man’s driving down the road with his son and they get in a crash. Two ambulances come and take the man and his son to different hospitals. Son goes into the operating room, the doctor looks at him and says, “I can’t operate on this boy. He’s my son.” How’s that possible?
This post was edited on 12/13/25 at 9:55 pm
Posted on 12/13/25 at 10:01 pm to saint tiger225
So the doctor that kissed her on the cheek wasn’t being friendly?
Posted on 12/13/25 at 10:06 pm to CovingtonCrooner
quote:Dude! I just went to the exact same thing on Thursday night! No help with your question Just find the bar and the other dudes than came because they had to.
My wife’s (no pics) Christmas party is in 30 minutes. She works at a very large hospital in Houston. Can any OT legends give me some good doctor or medical jokes to use tonight? TIA
Side note: I did walk out with a story that I will be telling for a long time.
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